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MetaMan

12-28-2003 03:49 PM

bring her a black man, or a black dildo, make sure it vibrates. or get her drunk as hell and leave a trail of coke around the room, will keep her busy for hours

Rictor

12-28-2003 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by BlackCrayon
get dougmor to organize a gangbang her for her in the hotel, that should keep her busy long enough for you to get some. after all if you want to fuck other girls then there is nothing wrong with her fucking other guys right?

Why the fuck would I care?

Rictor

12-28-2003 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
Buy her a new sports car and some jewelry with huge diamonds in it, then sign a piece a document that gives her every bit of money you make for the rest of your life.

(anything else Laura?)

Okay, but I'm keeping all the cats!

nathan_f

12-28-2003 06:09 PM

give her food poisoning.

Rictor

12-28-2003 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by ImPimpin

damn... who the fuck would have thought... your misses didnt want you to fuck someone else... man shes a bitch......

or... your just a dick.. if you wanted to fuck other people why in the hell did you say 'I do'

You should have said no bitch.. i'm a P-I-M-P

She tricked me into marriage with lots of blowjobs. It's something women do to trick guys who have never been married before. Don't fall for it guys!

nathan_f

12-28-2003 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor

She tricked me into marriage with lots of blowjobs. It's something women do to trick guys who have never been married before. Don't fall for it guys!

FUCK! I fell for the same thing.

Just read that to the wife, she laughed, her way of acknowledging she got me.

Rictor

12-28-2003 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by nathan_f

FUCK! I fell for the same thing.

Just read that to the wife, she laughed, her way of acknowledging she got me.

We have to spread the word so no more men fall prey to this vile scam!

LadyMischief

12-28-2003 06:23 PM

You can leave her with me, Rictor. I'm gonna be doing some shooting while I'm down there, she can tag along, take some shots of her own and we can be camera geeks together.

Rictor

12-28-2003 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
You can leave her with me, Rictor. I'm gonna be doing some shooting while I'm down there, she can tag along, take some shots of her own and we can be camera geeks together.

You think she's gonna let me out of her sight for 5 minutes after this thread?? :Graucho

LadyMischief

12-28-2003 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor

You think she's gonna let me out of her sight for 5 minutes after this thread?? :Graucho

Yeah, she will once I'm finished talking to her.. Muhahahahhahaa...

Rictor

12-28-2003 06:26 PM

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She is bringing her camera(s), so I'm sure I'll be going wherever she goes, since I'm the one that carries her 50 pounds of crap everywhere.

laura99

12-28-2003 11:45 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor

She is bringing her camera(s), so I'm sure I'll be going wherever she goes, since I'm the one that carries her 50 pounds of crap everywhere.

Damn straight!

laura99

12-28-2003 11:46 PM

What's your ass doing out of your corner. Get back to the corner BIOTCH!

Rictor

12-28-2003 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by laura99
What's your ass doing out of your corner. Get back to the corner BIOTCH!

Grr.

RyuLion

12-29-2003 12:07 AM

I think this thread backfired.

bump! :1orglaugh

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