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Is Your Penis Average????
Men of the world, rejoice! The average length of an erect penis is shorter than you probably think.
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/Wo...ffiles155.html Average is 5.877 inches, size of a butterfingers candy bar :-) |
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:D Then Im above average (lucky me:))
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yay i'm above average :thumbsup
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Hahaha i pitty da fool
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::checking::
OH MY GAAWWWDD. I don't have one! |
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Above average!!! (who would've thought!)
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I have to get out a ruler to find out... I was told I was bigger then average before though :)
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Someone stole mine!!!
:waaaaahh :waaaaahh waitaminute.....with one of these, though, I can get one of those pretty easily. :glugglug |
no penis
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HAHAHA ......... but my other half has a far more-than-average size! yay! :thumbsup |
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Only I'd suck all the chocolate off and leave the peanutbutter stuff. ickies. |
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For those of you who don't like to deal in raw numbers, at 5.877 inches, the average penis is about the size of a Nestle Butterfinger candy bar (unwrapped) or a grande (medium) cup of coffee at Starbucks (with the sip lid). Most men vary in size between a Twix bar and a Peter Paul Mounds (with the wrapper extended). |
In a laboratory somewhere, there is a scientist with a 2.498" long penis working on the next "average penis size" study :1orglaugh
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And guys, don't eat the candybars after holding them to your dirty dirties, and for the love of everything holy - DON'T SPILL THE COFFEE! |
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Imagine in 2003 trying to do this survey:
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Psssh....imagine trying to do it in the mid 1940's. Our egos have no sense of time or space. :winkwink: |
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7 when I think of you ;-))) |
Not fare! it curves to the left! Where's the starting point, Ball Sack? I need a tape measure!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
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This halloween I will never look at candy and starbucks the same.
Here ya go men, visualize this....your penis rating system: http://www.leenoga.com/pix/candybars.jpg |
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what a relief... just hit the borderline.
does anyone actually know if penis enlargement pills really works? no, i don't want to try one. just curious since im getting spammed most of the time about these so called enlargement drugs. |
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It's pretty clear that whoever made that chart just wanted to turn "pencil dick" into a good thing. |
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
is 3 inches concidered small?
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BIGGER IS BETTER!!!!
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Just did a check now and, rather I donīt have one or I have a such a small penis that made everybody believe that I am a woman... including myself. :eyecrazy
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;-))) |
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LOL...
When we give out the halloween candy, the "bite size candy bars" to the youngsters, we can tell them they have a lot to look forward to. Gawd, I am skewed now....this is just wrong. |
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is very small so check better :Graucho |
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i dont think it matters what average is
if the girl thinks you look small you are fucked |
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Anyhoo, diameter apparently has its merits too. What do I know, I am a lesbian. |
all of my penises are way above average :Graucho
in honor of this wonderful thread..i had to post this pic http://bettyboob.myifriends.net/penis.jpg |
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1800 penises for my post penis count.
Classic picture, you remind me of 31 flavors. |
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When Alfred Kinsey did his groundbreaking research in the mid-1940s, researchers simply gave men stamped postcards. Each one simply held a postcard against his erect penis, marked how long it was, and slipped the results in the mail. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i'm soo sure that was an accurate study. |
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i would imagine that even that study is flawed slightly, if you're hung like a hamster you wouldn't want to whip it out for two nurses. but the guys who were hung like horses would be fighting to get to the front of the queue.
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