50 "over-achievers"

Not realy have what to say but:
<-- 700 :Graucho

Johnbosh, may you hit the 1000 penis mark soon! XXXOOO

LMAO!!!

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I always thought 5" was about average and too big! :winkwink:

I think it's funny how most guys online pretend to be 8" or bigger. I think they start measuring at the BEGINNING of their large intestines.

Maybe they used a glory hole?

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a solid 4 inches here

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Is this the average size throughout the world? If so then thats only because Asian men have small dicks. The average size of a man's cock in Japan is 4 inches.

Try getting a more accurate size for maybe USA or Europe. I'm sure it will be a lot more.

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As a female what would I do with a penis, ya can't hide it well, it reveals your intimate thoughts at the WRONG times, ya get your zipper caught on it, it makes for a lousy padding on a mens bike, its "there" so ya have to grab it, pull it, or play with it...

I dunno, seems like a penis is alot of work.

lol same problem.

I can be 7 if i messure from the curved side, but only 6 1/2 if i do a straight line.

Also, women on the board back be up here, I've been told I was big by many girls (even though i consider myself average) because of my girth. They've all told me girth is more important to them... Women on gfy agree or disagree?

Lisa loves DA cock..

http://thesimpsonsrp.iespana.es/thes...inger-lisa.jpg

according to my email, my penis is very tiny :winkwink:

LOL, I'm sure most of us appreciate this post.

All I know is that when women will continue to manipulate the size issue.

If you're small they'll say size doesn't matter and it's personality that counts or that it's not size but how you use it. When you're big they'll say size does matter, the bigger being better.

The key point to notice is that a larger size can do things that a smaller size cannot. Also, if you have a great personality and you're large, it seems you can only come out on top.

What? A small penis may not be able to exit her nostrils but what else?

The other myth is the mans foot size has nothing to do with penis size, and the size of their hand is no indication either.

About all one can bet on and most likely win the bet over is, if your package is down your right leg your "right handed".

I think they meant Almond Joy, not Mounds.


Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds doesnt.

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The article said it was done in Cancun on spring break .. so I'm guessing it was mostly American guys .. it would be kinda interesting to see a global break down though .. :Graucho

what are you laughing at? from what i hear you dont have one either :1orglaugh

I think I see mine in there...lets say its around 3 o'clock or maybe 3:30

But doesn't that "world average" figure in a billion Chinese and another billion random Asians? Although Africa would balance it out a bit ...

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LOL, I have no idea how they came up with this.

Just thank your stars most men are NOT tootise roll midgets!

I'm barely above average; and, for my occupation as a porn star, I'm waaaay below average (except, possibly for girth:-)).

Can I get credit/allowance/pity for being 63?

Size doesn't matter for guys wanting to be porn stars. "FUNCTIONALITY" is what really matters---for details, see the link to "How to be a Porn Star" in the free Guest's section of my www.davecummings.com ( the link at the bottom might be of interest to folks wanting to know about script-writing opportunities, being on crews, becoming a director, etc?).

Dave Cummings

From my experience with women, although they don't want a short penis, they do prefer a larger girth then a longer penis.

Penis size is just like safe drivers. 90% of drivers will say they consider themselfs above average as safe drivers. Same applies to penis size :)

Bottom line, if you have a small penis buy penis pills :thumbsup

Do penis pills, penis pumps etc really make a difference? John Wayne Bobbit did not fare well with fat injections in his re-attached penis.....

What makes men want to alter their penis?

I'll say this much. Some women like monster cocks, but most dont.

When I have sex with my wife I have to be careful not to hurt her, not cause i'm some magnicent stallion (ladies, feel free to pause and imagine that i am for a moment,) but cause my wife is a petite woman and her bun is just a hair shorter than my hot dog.

Who cares about dicks anyways? Women can by dildos to replace a winky.

What i wanna know is.. I know i do, but who else has huge balls???? :1orglaugh

if it makes you feel better about yourself.. suuuurreeeeee :thumbsup

No, it's the opposite. I'm sure the average (excluding Asian countries) would be larger than 5 inches and a few hairs. A larger average, if anything, wouldn't make me feel any better.

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this kind of fucking surveys are the one's that make your pennis hurt like shit when u use a condom

Averages should be categorized into Ethnic groups.

Average black guy is 8 inches erect.

Average mexican and white guy is 5 1/2 inches erect.

Average chinese guy is 3 1/2 inches erect.

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Average webmaster is?

This is the funniest thread ever!!! I'm bookmarking it.....

I always knew I was black

*edit* 3.5 inches!!! how the fuck do you get off with that little stimulation?

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do you live in taiwan?

oh man I am always below average. Can they lower the average by an inch?

i just want 2 strokes and a grind