Favorite Quotes - Post yours!
 

"Imagination is more important than knowledge" A.Einstein

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Thomas Edison

"Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now"

"set it and forget it" ....Ron Popiel

"it takes months to gain someones trust and only seconds to lose it"

"don't waste time placing blame, fix the problem instead"

don't know where they came from but this one i know....

"my cock is huge" - juicy

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"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

a great artist will wait for centuries for the perfect line, not to appear on his cnvas, but in his mind.

"Get a Taste of Religion - Lick a Witch"

"It's your hell - You Burn in it"

"Last time we mixed Politics with Religion - People got Burned at the Stake"

"It's easier to raise a kid right, than fix a fucked up adult"

those who has an oppertunity are a theif, those without call them self an honest man.

something like that

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"poop...poop poop" Vee

Many people speak of my drinking but nobody speaks of my thirst.
Oliver Reed

Its everyones fault in the world but mine.
Homer

A friend will bail you outta jail, A real friend will say.. fuck that was fun..

Life is either one big daring adventure or it is nothing at all.

Hellen Keller

Politics is the 2nd oldest profession, but I've found it to be very similar to the 1st. - Ronald Reagan

Purrs, claws and curiosity will get you anywhere!

"man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger"

Nothing Bad Ever happens to you!!
YOu only learn a Valuable lesson!!

Quote by The Wiseman

"it's better to be a racer for just a moment, than a spectator for life"

lol cutting up others quotes doesnt make it "your own". :1orglaugh

"Greed is good" - Gordon Gecko

"Fear is the mind killer" - Paul Atredies

"She looks good from far but far from good" - ?

"If I want your opinion I will beat it out of you" - ?

"Give up to lust heaven knows you'll soon be dust" - Morrissey (sorry this is a song lyric)

"There's always a party for those who choose" - Kermit The Frog

"You see things and you say 'why?' But I dream things that never were and say 'why not?' "

if you spot a bandwagon..chances are you,ve missed it ...author..unknown:thumbsup

sex is like a bank account...when you withdraw you lose all interest...author unknown:glugglug

"it's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."

what doesnt kill you only makes you stronger

check sig!

any woman that says ..money is not everything...doesnt know where to shop...:1orglaugh

"I don't want to kill everyone, Tom. Just my enemies."

:( there are 3 RINGS to a marriage,the engagement RING .....the wedding RING and the sufferRING..author unknown :(

if 7-11 stores are open 24/7 why do they have locks on the doors...author unknown:(

:) why dont they make all aeroplanes out of the same material as the black box.......author unknown :Graucho

overheard quote from a usa girl in london .......damn i thought big ben was a porn star ..end quote :Graucho

"I am the Lizard King - I can do anything" - Jim Morrison

tell these hoes before I pay I will jerk off word to moses

"I'm an honest hoe and all of my hoes are honest!"

Is not cynicism merely a mask on an idealist, seeking more, seeking perfection, seeking disproof of his cynical assumptions
-- Andrew Offut
(Major dork points to anyone who knows what this is from)

"Other than *that*, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"

"He who binds to himself a joy, does the winged life destroy. But he who kisses the joy as it flies, lives in Eternity's sunrise." - W.Blake

"God is the invention of failures." - C. Bukowski.

"It's not whether you win or lose, it's how good you look."
David Lee Roth

depending on the situation:

"shut up and fuck"

"shut up and drink"

"I am not downloaded, Im just loaded and down" - Hammell on Trial --- fucking awesome live CD. I highly recommend it to anyone that digs punk.

"The really great thing about not having a plan is that failure comes as a total surprise and is not preceeded by great amounts of stress and worry"..

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You get what you accept

from movie Thelma and Louise

"October 16: A blonde girl in this action movie series from KRL"

"October 15: A babe showing pink in this gallery from KRL"

"October 14: A college girl doing it in this movie from KRL"

The Hun


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"I can resist anything but temptation"

nice one... damn shame it's not though :) :glugglug

"He who believes post count is equal to status is the true newbie"
Aristotle - 341 BC

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." - Steven Seagal