50 quotes

"If we can´t find a way, we will invent it" - Hanibal

(Not the psycho killer, the general :Graucho)

2 wrongs don't make a right...but they damn sure make it even!

wish in one hand and shit in another and see which one gets full first.

opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

It may hurt my pride to be wrong once in a while, but I'd rather be flamed with better information than to be left blissfully ignorant.

:thumbsup

"Lifes a bitch... ...so fuck it"

:1orglaugh

God made man, Samuel Colt made them equal - Former President.

"Goodness had nothing to do with it"
Mae West

"Love is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, then it doesn't matter."

"No matter how you're sad and blue, there's always someone that has it worse than you."

"When you see an old friend on the street and he's down, just remember his shoes could fit your feet."

"Knowledge is something you acquire over time. Intelligence is something you are born with."

"Past behavior is a good indication of future behavior."

"You do things the best way you know how, until you learn to do them better."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself."

"Yeah, fuck you too!"

:)

"No luck without fuck" :)

"God made all men equal...after that it's up to them."

- Wizard of ID

"Fuck you, you fuckin fuck"

- Sikworld.com tee shirt.

See sig...

"you don't know shit from shineola"

"bring it ,don't sing it"

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

SHIT I GOT U GOOD FUCKER! - officer rodney farva

im yuh huckleberry - doc holiday

"ill still be the mad rappa, whether i got money or not, as long as im on pills and got plenty of pot, ill be in a canoe paddlin, makin fun of ya yacht" - eminem

"...the media imme-diately points a finger at me, so i point one back at em but not the index for pink-y, or the ring of the thumb, its the one u put up, when u dont get a fuck, when u just wont put up, w/ the bull shit they pull, bc they full of shit too...." - eminem

i know kung fu - neo <---rofl

do as i say, not as i do - bad parents everywhere

"What a pleasant nightmare" - Dream Theater

"Life Is Killing Me" - Type O Negative

"Think for yourself and feel the walls become sand beneath your feet." - Queensryche

"Do you believe in forever? I don't evenbelieve in tomorrow." - P.Steele

"Go Fuck Yourself"

"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!" - first guy Paul Revere woke up.

"No pain, No pain!"

"See sig"

"You stink of piss" Chris Edge 2003

all your base are belong to us..........

nice russian kid beating you ass at starcraft (usually by some ingenious little hack)

"It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you."- The Big Picture

Assumption is the mother of all fuckups.

"We like to get fucked up and do fucked up things."

---Sherri Moon, House of 1000 Corpses

argueing on the internet is like running a race in the special olympics. even if u win ur still retarded.

Just do it.

"Headless wears women's clothing" - Dravyk :)

"The story of my life... is still being written." --- Mark Twain

"Live each day like its your last, someday you'll be right." -- ???

God is real... unless declared integer

A true wise man doesn't learn from his mistakes, he learns from others...

:thumbsup

"The biggest risk in life is not taking one"


"we all live under the same sky"

Ecclesiastes
OR, THE PREACHER
3

A Time for Everything
1 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

2 a time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;

3 a time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;

4 a time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

5 a time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;

6 a time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;

7 a time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;

8 a time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.