ever have "the talk" with your parents?
 

how embarasing was it?

was talking to a friend of my girlfriends, she told me about how she had a pregnancy scare when she was 21 and her parents found out. they sat her down and her father drilled her with questions like:

So do you spit or swallow

Ever take it in the ass?

like doggy style?

all embarrasing shit like this.

whats the deal with that? I would have flipped out on him, lol.

Anyone else have some embarrasing talks when they were younger?

WTF?

if some chicks dad is asking his daughter if she spits or swallows or takes it in the ass, we can safely presume this family lives in Arkansas?

hahaha, lmao :P

I still haven't had the talk. My parents must have just figured that I would figure it out. I'm pretty sure I've got all my bases covered.

yep he asked her those EXACT questions, and she said he asked many more but didnt tell me what they were.

i cant imagine being in that position with my father (if i were a girl)

all my parents ever said to me was "wear a condom and dont knock up the first little slut who puts out for you" and if you do knock her up, its still better then catching the "HIV"

same here, but when i was 16yrs old my father used to yell at me and say "wht do ya think, this is a fucking hotel? get these tramps outa here!"

because i would bring home all different girls. We werent having sex, he just assumed that. We were actually upstairs playing "house" and playing with my huge collection of teddy bears, shit like that.


i think they just assumed i learned it all in school i guess?

The guy is sick! How the fuck you gonna ask your daughter some shit like that?

That all they said to me too. Maybe not used same word :)

I still believe you are making all this shit up as you go along, for attention.

The same goes for me..

best place for sex advice man is right here on GFY :1orglaugh

Do you take it in the ass?

Informing your child about sex is one thing. Asking them for explicit details is an entirely different ball game. Fucking sick.

that seems a bit over the top by her parents....:BangBang:

Ditto.

or maybe the parents are the webmasters of incest.com
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

have you been reading usenet incent porn again?





(My 'talk' involved Live Aid and madonna..go figure)

I vaguely remember having a chat with my Dad on the way home from a dance class once. It was after my 16th birthday. I don't remember details really although I'm pretty certain I assured him that I didn't want to 'do it' until after I got married.




That assurance lasted all of 6 months (tops).:1orglaugh

in Arkansas he would already know for certain.

beleive me i can think of much more interesting shit to make up.

Basically she says her father was pissed about the whole pregnancy thing, and she told him they were having unprotected sex for a long time.

so i can sortof see how he can maybe say some of this stuff out of anger, maybe with a sarcastic tone/intent? but she didnt say it was sarcastic so i dunno.

she was just embarrassed about the entire thing, her father asked her this stuff in front of her mother also.

Evidently he wants her in some position...sick. Although, your prolly just making this shit up...Do you live n Utah?

werd, some weird people

My parents are Asian. I'm 25 and still have not had one conversation with my parents regarding sex. It's better this way. I prefer avoiding the awkwardness.

If i ever have a hot 18+ stepdaughter im gonna ask for all the details

:321GFY

I think my dad still thinks i'm a virgin, and that's how I'd like to keep it. It's harder for girls.

I see your Ditto, and raise you another....

My dad never really said anything to me about it. He just let me know when I was being an asshole to a girl, and always made me do the "honorable" thing.

Thats what TVs for...

hey, mine too and I've been married for 7 years.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i just realized everyone (including my friend) is talking about their fathers ... is it pretty standard that the father gets this job? or does the mother sometimes do it?

i would hate to do it, but thats just me :/

fag

did they all have a nice big orgy afterwards? :1orglaugh

same here...

and if they did do you have pics?

:1orglaugh :Graucho

you played house and with teddy bears when you were 16? :eek7

:eek7,oops i didn't see "step daughter"...if that's the case,cool

okay anybody's parents who asked them those questions is a pervert and prolly going to wack off to those thoughts...that's disgusting...he needs help...ask her if he ever tried to molest her??:helpme

it was my mom...most people I know it went along gender lines unless it was a single parent home.

i kind of hinted around with questions like "he asked you that? you think he got excited over it??"

but she didnt see anything wrong with it, and she is a teacher and has a good head on her shoulders, not sure if she is showing any signs of childhood abuse.

but you are right, thats same thing i thought too at first

what a cutie boy :angel

what a pussy

no seriously, I am a psych major...that's not normal..it's one thing for your mother to talk to you about sex and the birds and the bees...and some of my friends are close to their parents, so they sometimes ask for advice on sex but...to have your father ask what positions and if u swallow??? that's NOT normal...unless...

WTF, her dad needs help. And a membership to MaxHardcore.com

nah...

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