lil2rich4u2 if your father ever asks you if you take in the ass you'll be in trouble :Graucho

:1orglaugh

sooo true!

broke up w/ my gf a few motnhs back, and mum did the same thing.

"well simon, I don't know if you were sleeping with her but it can make things harder, you know"
"mm"
"because it's not all about sex, you know"
"yeah" [thought it was time to say something 'grown up' here to finish it
"Well mum, I understand that a relationship built only on a physical base could be almost abusive"
"it's not all about hanging from the chandeliers, you know, sex is important, but it's not all about hanging from the chandeliers. beleive me, I don't think i've ever tried it hanging fro"

"this conversation is over, mum."

Those are some fucked up questions he asked her and i agree it's probably safe to assume they are from arkansas.