Should I Send Wiseman To Vancouver????
 

Last time he hit a towel head and jumped out of the car...

Is he suddenly "Safe" ????

Yeah man let him go! I plan to ride up with him, if anyone is someone to have hang with him it's me, i'll keep him out of trouble

Wiseman always represents himself properly at such shows.

At least usually he does.

Maybe once in a while.......

I'd go too, but I was told that I'm never allowed to enter Canda again.

I definitely won't be hoppin in the same cab as him...

but it was hella funny watching him dirty dancing all the guys in the bar! :1orglaugh

Daddy I promise I will be good!!!!!!
Hey!! Have I mentioned QUICKBUCK IS PAYING $50 ON PAID TRIALS

Let him go. There is NOTHING quite like the Wiseman stories that come out of these events. If I were you, I would be capitalizing on his adventures.

I would tell you that I will keep him safe but we all know that I am not about to try to control that fool. I do promise to back up the outrageous claims that will start to surface as they will undoubtedly be true.


LMFAO...Paid for the drinks and tipped the bartender with her own money....That's the best one I have seen or heard so far.
:thumbsup

Hell Ya send him up there with a 12pack, maybe this year he will understand how hard it is to be a towel headed cab driver a little more ;)

Grim you driving up? or Flying? Hit me up maybe we could ge ta party bus!

Fuck that.......I will be first in line to ride the cabs with Ryan. The cabie stories that the two of us could tell......

I am surprised that the NYC cab ride story never hit GFY.

Wiseman can punch the cabbie to distract him while I reset his meter.

Damn man... funny afterwards... but at the time, I almost hit the floor from laughing so hard! I was standing right there... me and DrinkingHard... standing right there as he walks up, grabs her tip jar, dumps it ALL into his hand right in front of her... and then puts it in his pocket.

She puts our money into the register, turns back around to give DH his change and Wiseman reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bunch of change and dumps it into her tip jar and she was so grateful! Her eyes open wide and she's saying "thank you!" like it was the nicest thing anyone had ever done for her.

Damn that was hilarious!

You have a party bus? When did this happen??


I plan to ride up with Wiseman, we already have an entire adventure planned! GFY will love it! The Adventures of Wise and Grim!

HEY!!! I baught rounds for everyone from her for the rest the night!!!
Hell I didnt even look at what I was paying her!!!
I was very generous!!!!

Hell yea

Let him take some bail money and he should be fine :)
WG

Just make sure that he leaves his bong at home this time.

:1orglaugh

It was an inocent mistake!!!!!
I had just moved!!
I didnt realize it was still in my car!!!
If I had I wouldnt have been useing a Pop Can the hole time!!!

The fucked up thing is...Most people will probably think that this is all a joke.

No shit!!!
And I bet the US customs Guy's kid now has a nice $200 bong to smoke his weed out of to!!!

They are required to give you a receipt and you can show up in court and request that they return your property.

Have you tried this?

He's gotta go! He is my sushi partner!

UMMM NO AARON I HAVENT!!! lolol
I dont smoke weed anymore anyway!!
But boy if I did I would march right back into Canada and ask for it back!!!!
And The Fresh Green bowl that was in it had better still be in it to!!!
That was the funny part was when he pulled that out and said "I am going to have to keep this to!!! "

God YES!!!! Hooper if I cant go eat Sushi

I QUIT!!!!!

Send him .

Wait ....ya send him .:thumbsup

Vancouver was my first show and I was in the industry for all of a month. I was working for TopBucks at the time and ended up partying with Paul from CJ and Wiseman. Well, to start it off, we were all drunk at the bar and Paul and I had been doing TONS of shots of everything. So we go outside and Wiseman is with us, he starts peeing on the side of the street where some security guy saw him. Wiseman starts mouthing off to the HUGE, BLACK security guy who after awhile just floored Wiseman. (Funny as hell!) So, we get Wiseman to leave with him resisting oh so much. We ended up in some strip club. If it weren't for Wiseman, I still might have a job at TopBucks. Probably not, but anyways he should get to go, Vancouver wouldn't be the same without him.

Send him...The guy is a riot...the wasted webmster crew will be there for photo documentation of all the antics :winkwink:



Rip

You have no idea bro!

hehehe
Ummmm seem to have left out the part of when we were in the strip club "Owned by hells Angel's"
That me and paul were peeing with a big Ass Hell's Angel peeing in the stall in between us!
And I looked up at the hells angel and said "So is it true you guys hate Jew's and Queer's?"
Right about here I hear a quite "Oh Fuck" from Paul from CJ... He is a jew for those who dont know.. T
he guys says Yes I do!!!!!
And I said Well ?
He is a Jew And boy would I like to fuck your ass!!!!!
I dont think I ever seen Paul Run so fast in my Entire life!!!!

Hey Hooper, I will keep him out of trouble for you! :thumbsup

I must have left by that point, but it's funny as hell. That was a fun night.

BWAHAHAHA!!!

We went to that club...Paid the $20 cover each...Walked inside then turned the fuck around and left.

That was a bad scene.

HAHAHAHAH
WOOPS!!! Sorry bout that Aaron!! hehehe

I just re-read your post. You said strip club...This was an afterhours party we went to. Different place. If you have pulled that shit in this one, you most likely would not have walked out.

Was this the Russian underground after hours club?
The one under the dress shop?
I think I was good in that one?

Hell if I know. I was pretty wasted that night. What I do remember is that it was in a run down looking building with an odd side street alley kind of thing.

The place was loaded with HA and a bunch of underage girls.

Let him stay home and suffer.

:winkwink:

Eeeek, yeah there's places like that around. LAST thing I would want to do before I die is fuck with the HA.

Piss off Newbie. :321GFY

He dude what do you guys PPP?

Yea!!! I agree!!!! Piss off NewBEE!!!! hehehe

the only Newbie here is my New Bi chick who will piss all over you.:321GFY

Tadpole

Wasn't AZ enough for you.

By the way Shana says Hello:321GFY

She is Bi?
Did she finally dump her boyfriend?

Big deal...All chicks are bi in my town. As for the pissing thing...Hey man...Whatever floats your boat.

Frog

Tell him how it is Roger.

You never lose your girl.......

Naw she isn't Bi. But if she was she would be an 11 a 1o that licks pussy

She is going to dump him soon. If not I'm out

I hope she's the one if she not I'll see you in Vancouver. LOL

thats right you don't lose your girl just your turn.

It's my turn now. it could have been you Ryan but you dropped the ball

Same thing happened to Tom Greene.