50 Wiseasses in B.C.

I dropped it big time man!!! I cant believe I fucked up like that!
Havnt done that kinda fuck up in a long time!!
LOLOL Oh well.... Fuck!!!
OH WAIT!!! I Always do that shit because I have the most beutiful Woman in the world right here in my own home!!!

Your girl reads the boards idiot..

Please step away from the 12pack...

HMMMMMMM Time to go edit!! BRB

So how many girls did you bang in AZ???

I heard it was like 5 is it true?

I have him on video with 2. I will sell the tapes for the right figure.

Damnit which smart ass is saying I am an anoying drunk!!!

Wait....One of them may not have actually been a girl. Hard to tell because I shot it through his window with the night vision mode....If it was a girl, she was wearing a strap on.

An accurate one.

HAHAH DAMNIT ROGER!!!! NONE!! ABSOLUTELY NONE!!!

Hey Ryan remember how we tag teamed those two girls in Arizona
a couple weeks ago.

And i wiped my pussy wet finger across your nose. that was funny

we gotta do that again sometime.

this time I'll take the blond and you get the redhead

Jesus Christ!!! Jamie is sitting right next to me !!!! KNOCK IT OFF!!

Is that what is known as "Dirty Snatches?"

you told me and the girls you were single?

who's Jamie

No pussy for you. LOL

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAH

Hi Jamie.. Im sorry you did not like our idea today :)

No pussy 4 u

Yo Jamie don't believe him..

don't get me wrong he tried to be faithful he's just a man.
he couldn't help himself

Damnit!!! Roger!!! You arent helping at all!!

I'll come over and help ya. It's not your fault you are impotent. Good thing you have friends like me who are willing to make sacrifices like this for you.

I am not impotent! Damnit!!! I got no issues getting it up!! Hell I am Jerking it right now!!

You are jerking it while reading my reply?

You have issues bro.

Hooper, are you going to send this brilliant man to Vancouver?

Hooper let'm go, it is only 2 hours away for him. If anything you should be coming too !!!

SEND THAT FUCKER!!

So whats the verdict?

Who won ? The people of Vancouver or Wiseman?

Don't send him, that guy pisses me right off!

:Graucho

SEnd him.... :) Vancouver show wouldn't be the same without ya' Ryan! :winkwink:

Oh you know you love me

WISEMAN WINS!!! WISEMAN WINS!!!!

Woohoo! Party's on!!:glugglug

It looks like the people have spoken and they have said:

"Oh Mighty Wiseman, come unto us and we will show you bountiful strippers, come to us and we will annoy all towelheads, come to us and we will give you an alley to pee in and a bathroom floor to sleep on, come to us and we will help you in your quest to bring chaos to the vancouver webmaster summit!"


haha. yeah i guess he's going :)

For the life of me, I can't remember this evening. Thank heavens someone was there with a camera.

http://www.hydrogenbomb.com/vanpaulwise.jpg

^^^ Not the Hell's Angels. Those came later, I think. ^^^

LOL Hows that head taste?

Hell yeah.. send him up.

:glugglug

iv had a few adventures with wiseman in vancouver...

like when he was watching porn at full volume on the TV in our suite and he ordered room service... my bro was staying with us so he talked him into answering the room service bell naked. well the first ring wasnt the room service. it was fucking SECURITY telling us to turn the porno down.

Ryan, u better be there

hooper, send wiseman. I promise I'll keep an eye on him.