Anyone ever licked a very stinking pussy?
 

till you wanted throw the fuck up...?

I did...

nope

Man, you gotta learn some "let's go in the shower babe" techniques.

I did a girl/girl shoot like this about 8 months ago. I told the one girl that she did not have to work with the other girl simply because I had a strange feeling. Long story short...The one girl was a trooper and toughed it out then tossed her cookies as soon as the other girl left.

It was fucking nasty. I am almost ashamed to admit that I shot it in the first place.

I asked her if she wanted to take a shower...she said no...

:(

Thank God we have running water up here in the Great White North. It might be cold but it works. :)

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post some pics!!!

Congrats...your tongue probably has the clap now :thumbsup :xomunch

You don't ask her.. You go in the shower and then you invite her..

so she will say no then...

Then you don't fucking eat her if it stinks. Geez. :1orglaugh

Showers are mandatory, not optionnal when oral sex is involved unless u are too fucking drunk or stoned to even notice it.

Stop picking up women at the truck stops

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what about the tongue?

Unfortunately, yes. The bitch smelled like a freshly cracked can of Bumblebee.

However, I did not puke. A few more times down the road, she realized that I didn't want to go down on her. Soon after, before fucking her, she would go to my sink and wash her stinky twat with Irish Spring. Tasted like soap, but better than Tuna.

why didnt you just say no.

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I use Irish Spring too!! :thumbsup

that has me gagging ..:1orglaugh

After a few licks i stopped & kissed her...
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I saw the nasty ass look on her face... its was funny as fuck!

That may have made it all worth it :1orglaugh

not really...but it made it a lot better :)

Fuck that. Join the site ya cheap bastid.

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no

Yo mammas !!

nope

Thats horrid. Why?! WHY!?!$)

little tip for you stinky girls:

http://www.canesten.com/

there is a cure for the cottage cheese...

Hey KingK !! I think everyone here would love to hear some of your stories here !!!

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Nope and never would. I love oral sex but will rarely do it unless just washed and will never do it if smelly. Wouldn't expect it done to me either unless I'm clean.

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What's worse is when you finger that shit, and your hand reaks for the next fucking week...

You're supposed to do the Scratch n Sniff test before you dive.

One of the reasons I shoot POV... don't have to lick it if I don't want to. Who wants to see my POV from down there? It would be of her belly button - That's what I tell 99% of them - the good smelling ones I just put the camera on a tripod & go to town - 2 out of 44 if that gives you any indication.

I've had my share of that, let's just leave it there, hahaha.

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I thought that women cant wash their pussy with regular soap... it screws up their PH levels which can then make it smell more...

So they are just supposed to keep up with washing their pussy in regular tap water... thats all my gf does and she always tastes good :P

that reminds me.. my B-day is coming up.. I got her some nice Victorias Secret crotchless panties and a nighty :) cant wait until my B-day nigh!! :thumbsup

pH neutral soap would work

keep these at home have girls use it

http://www.drugstore.com/qxp81229_33...l_gel_tube.htm

Don't you do the finger smell test?

dove soap is supposed to be ph balanced.. and good to wash teh kitty with...


word of advice.. if you can smell the pussy as you pull down teh panties... don't go down there...

whats worse is when you go to take that morning piss and you can smell it on your dick!!!

Get some Doctor Bronner's Peppermint Oil soap. Its pure peppermint oil. Just mix with some water and her box will be nice and fresh everytime.

You can usually score this in a natural foods store.

Do a subtle hint ..like leave a douche by the nightstand :glugglug

Rule #1: Always poke your finger in a pussy and sniff, prior to licking with tounge.

That's what I am talking about...

I concur with NoCarrier :thumbsup you need a better strategy!

Hey Greg, your wife just called.....I told her you could crash here until you got a new place

have you tried Febreeze extra strength?

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