50 stinkin' pussies! :winkwink:

LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dr. Bronners RULES! You must be a hippy!

I had only ONE stinky pussy and I was totally shitfaced, so I'm surprised I even noticed. It was a dunken college hook-up with a "friend" of mine. She had totally deepthroated me and swallowed and it was my turn to return the favor... I normally love to eat pussy (see title) so I jumped on it, but after a few licks I was so repulsed I came up with some drunken lame excuse to get the fuck out of there.

She gave me shit about it for a few weeks after that, but I never told her why. :1orglaugh

nasty.

Oh man, you just brought back some baaaaaad memories.

:1orglaugh that sucks...

I've been slapped for telling girls they need to wash and trim their pubes.

Oooof... Smelling it on the johnson the next morning. Thats GOTTA be bad.:(

Exactly... what was I gonna do, come up from her snatch and say "MAN your pussy smells BAD. Thanks for swallowing my jizz and all, but I gotta go, fishy."

I just wussed out instead and came off looking like a guy who doesn't return the favor.
Oh well.

My ex had a pretty smelly pussy a few times. When something like that occurs, you just refuse to breath from your nose, stay down there for about 15 seconds, and come up to give her a big sloppy kiss.

At that point, they generally make sure you don't go back down there, because they'd rather not smell it on your face for the rest of the night! :thumbsup

Rule #1... If it smells bad, don't eat it!
Rule #2... See rule #1

No way that shit is way too funny

I used that one tonight. Worked! :thumbsup

I had one of my talent on set, and during her oral part of the scene the male talent stuck his finger in her pussy and put it in her mouth... and said: "Taste that? That's what Gonoreah tastes like!" And, she couldn't say a fuckin word - and he was right.

hahaha. Only got slapped once, but I was drunk at the time and probably didn't say it in the best way :1orglaugh

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=164510

The answer!

I am fuckn dying man!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jesus! Are you serious... Ugh.

This Thread Is Making Me Sick!

As far as diving in polluted waters for bearded calm that would be a big fat NO! Now seeing how you did I have some very simple advice for you. First see if you can get you money back from her. If not you may have to go directly to her pimp. If both refuse to give you your $25.00 bucks in food stamps back then take her to a grocery store and teach that chick how to say hi to Jean. (Get it Hygiene)

I am OUT!
:thumbsup

WHY oh WHY would anyone do that? Would you fucking drink from the milk carton if it smells funny? I mean come on!:helpme

Anyone licked it after you busted a nut inside her pussy?

...and everyone just stopped talking.

haha

your gay

What a thread! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

thats the point ...

Nice thread.

Got me scared :uhoh

Tasty :Graucho

:1orglaugh

HAHA

If that were me I would have stopped licking right away,

...got out my cock, dipped into her stinking sess pit of a pussy, and then put it in her mouth for her to clean it off.

Cheek on some bitches today is crazy!

The hell with fish, look for the cottage cheese. and you will find enough yeast to bake a cake....

Dunno who is worse, a chick who does not know she has problems or the person who knows its some sick eats and does it anyways.