What do you say you do for a living?
 

When someone asks you what you do for a living, what do you say? Depending on the person I either say... "I'm involved in the ponography industry" , "I'm in the web develeopment business", "Im an Internet Developer".

Internet marketing ...

I sell Hosting...

I'm retired.

I usually tell them I'm a pornographer, but sometimes I just say that I do web design.

Seriously, I went to church for the first time last week in the town I've been living in the past year . . . a man asked me, "so are you aaaaaaaaaaaaaa . . . . teacher?" Like that was his guess, that I was a teacher.

I said, "Nooooo . . . I'm a pornographer."

He wanted to know how to join :thumbsup

internet advertising :Graucho

porn... its not like its a big deal :glugglug

Agreed

just say you sell vids and pics of anal-gape...


people love that...

:1orglaugh

I run adult entertainment sites and or I sell advertising on the net.

DH

If a complete stranger comes up to me I always tell them I sell crack

I say I do porn.

who doesn't love telling people you sell titty's and ass on the internet?

:1orglaugh

When ever I say im in the porn business people think I am in videos. I hate explaining everything!

I generally am confused by the question 'cause I do a bunch of things, so I pause and then start rattling off URLs.

goatse.cx

*******.com

?


:thumbsup :thumbsup

i tell them i sell fake oaklies and rolexes.

I just open up www.shitcity.com and tell them its mine.

:1orglaugh I'll have to remember those if anyone who really gets on my nerves asks

Nah, usually I say http://www.gothicsluts.com/ first because people remember it best and then I go from there

Internet Marketing...

Last person I told (over a year ago) is now driving new sports cars and is rolling in it. (although foolishly I told him exactly how to make money).

Internet Publishing is one of the ones I uses.

:Graucho

Adult Comedian.

What's so foolish about that?

I don't mind telling people I'm a pornographer, but I DO hate even mentioning anything to do with computers, because as soon as you do, then comes the endless barrage of fucking stories of how his sister's friend's dad's boss's cousin married a guy who had this computer problem..... (this runs on for at least 20 minutes minimum).... and it always ends with either a blunt question of how to fix it, or where to get the best computer stuff, which then leads back into storyland for more fun....

the last thing I wanna do when I get up from this computer, is talk about computers.

:1orglaugh
I made the same experience many times!

Internet marketing, webdesign, or aduly webmaster...depending on the person. :thumbsup

web professional, internet marketing...

Doctor.

I say I masturbate caged animals for laboratory experiments.

I spent years figuring this shit out, I go tell this guy and he quadruples his normal shitty income within a month and I don't see a penny of it.

That's why you make a deal with friends you help getting set up in the biz: you help them, they use your ref codes, and *only* your ref codes.

I tell them I sell porn. Then the usual questions follow about major TGP sites they've been to or how awesome they think Bang Bus is. Usually the conversation ends with..

I'm the guy who gives you all those popups you can't close...

Oh, really? I hate people like you...

An out of work Alcoholic or Design and Development all dpends on the moment

Maybe when i make enough to by a gold wheel chair and hire midgets to push me around in it.. i wil say that i am a Porn Pedaler

Yeah, that's one option.

I prefer to just keep my mouth shut now. I learned my lesson. I only talk biz with people already in it.

porn sites

webmaster

Same here :thumbsup