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  • Xster
    Registered User
    • Sep 2003
    • 577

    #1

    What do you say you do for a living?

    When someone asks you what you do for a living, what do you say? Depending on the person I either say... "I'm involved in the ponography industry" , "I'm in the web develeopment business", "Im an Internet Developer".
  • Chris
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2003
    • 27880

    #2
    Internet marketing ...
    [email protected]

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    • Tofu
      The Video Specialist
      • Jul 2003
      • 5615

      #3
      I sell Hosting...
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      • Gman.357
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2002
        • 2796

        #4
        I'm retired.

        Ouch.

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        • Trixie
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2002
          • 1850

          #5
          I usually tell them I'm a pornographer, but sometimes I just say that I do web design.

          Seriously, I went to church for the first time last week in the town I've been living in the past year . . . a man asked me, "so are you aaaaaaaaaaaaaa . . . . teacher?" Like that was his guess, that I was a teacher.

          I said, "Nooooo . . . I'm a pornographer."

          He wanted to know how to join
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          • nosey
            Talk Hard
            • Feb 2003
            • 14413

            #6
            internet advertising

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            • Tylo
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 2108

              #7
              porn... its not like its a big deal
              -ICQ# 119419008

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              • Lonny
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2003
                • 3539

                #8
                Originally posted by Tylo
                porn... its not like its a big deal
                Agreed

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                • TheJimmy
                  ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 10747

                  #9
                  just say you sell vids and pics of anal-gape...


                  people love that...
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                  • Gman.357
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 2796

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TheJimmy
                    just say you sell vids and pics of anal-gape...


                    people love that...

                    Ouch.

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                    • GTS Mark
                      Vrume Mark
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 20912

                      #11
                      I run adult entertainment sites and or I sell advertising on the net.

                      DH

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                      • ztik
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 5196

                        #12
                        If a complete stranger comes up to me I always tell them I sell crack
                        .

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                        • Jakke PNG
                          ex-TeenGodFather
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 20306

                          #13
                          I say I do porn.
                          ..and I'm off.

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                          • tree
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 1601

                            #14
                            who doesn't love telling people you sell titty's and ass on the internet?

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                            • nosey
                              Talk Hard
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 14413

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ztik
                              If a complete stranger comes up to me I always tell them I sell crack

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                              • Xster
                                Registered User
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 577

                                #16
                                When ever I say im in the porn business people think I am in videos. I hate explaining everything!

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                                • AmeliaG
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 10663

                                  #17
                                  I generally am confused by the question 'cause I do a bunch of things, so I pause and then start rattling off URLs.
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                                  • TheJimmy
                                    ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 10747

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by AmeliaG
                                    I generally am confused by the question 'cause I do a bunch of things, so I pause and then start rattling off URLs.

                                    goatse.cx

                                    *******.com

                                    ?


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                                    • MetaMan
                                      I AM WEB 2.0
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 28682

                                      #19
                                      i tell them i sell fake oaklies and rolexes.

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                                      • 4Pics
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2001
                                        • 7952

                                        #20
                                        I just open up www.shitcity.com and tell them its mine.

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                                        • AmeliaG
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 10663

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by TheJimmy



                                          goatse.cx

                                          *******.com

                                          ?



                                          I'll have to remember those if anyone who really gets on my nerves asks

                                          Nah, usually I say http://www.gothicsluts.com/ first because people remember it best and then I go from there
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                                          • cheekycherry
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2002
                                            • 1703

                                            #22
                                            Internet Marketing...

                                            Last person I told (over a year ago) is now driving new sports cars and is rolling in it. (although foolishly I told him exactly how to make money).

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                                            • KRL
                                              Entrepreneur
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 31429

                                              #23
                                              Internet Publishing is one of the ones I uses.

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                                              • Peter Romero
                                                Long time no happy ending
                                                • Feb 2003
                                                • 10604

                                                #24
                                                Adult Comedian.


                                                [email protected]

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                                                • apoklyptk
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                  • 474

                                                  #25
                                                  Last person I told (over a year ago) is now driving new sports cars and is rolling in it. (although foolishly I told him exactly how to make money).
                                                  What's so foolish about that?

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                                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                                    There can be only one
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 39075

                                                    #26
                                                    I don't mind telling people I'm a pornographer, but I DO hate even mentioning anything to do with computers, because as soon as you do, then comes the endless barrage of fucking stories of how his sister's friend's dad's boss's cousin married a guy who had this computer problem..... (this runs on for at least 20 minutes minimum).... and it always ends with either a blunt question of how to fix it, or where to get the best computer stuff, which then leads back into storyland for more fun....

                                                    the last thing I wanna do when I get up from this computer, is talk about computers.
                                                    SIG TOO BIG

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                                                    • Toni
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 2697

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                      I don't mind telling people I'm a pornographer, but I DO hate even mentioning anything to do with computers, because as soon as you do, then comes the endless barrage of fucking stories of how his sister's friend's dad's boss's cousin married a guy who had this computer problem..... (this runs on for at least 20 minutes minimum).... and it always ends with either a blunt question of how to fix it, or where to get the best computer stuff, which then leads back into storyland for more fun....

                                                      the last thing I wanna do when I get up from this computer, is talk about computers.

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                                                      • shermo

                                                        #28
                                                        Internet marketing, webdesign, or aduly webmaster...depending on the person.

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                                                        • rebel23
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 817

                                                          #29
                                                          web professional, internet marketing...
                                                          ICQ: 37378183

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                                                          • sacX
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                            • 2998

                                                            #30
                                                            Doctor.
                                                            Have Asian Language Traffic?

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                                                            • NetRodent
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 3985

                                                              #31
                                                              I say I masturbate caged animals for laboratory experiments.
                                                              "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
                                                              --H.L. Mencken

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                                                              • cheekycherry
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2002
                                                                • 1703

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by apoklyptk
                                                                What's so foolish about that?
                                                                I spent years figuring this shit out, I go tell this guy and he quadruples his normal shitty income within a month and I don't see a penny of it.

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                                                                • Libertine
                                                                  sex dwarf
                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 17860

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by cheekycherry


                                                                  I spent years figuring this shit out, I go tell this guy and he quadruples his normal shitty income within a month and I don't see a penny of it.
                                                                  That's why you make a deal with friends you help getting set up in the biz: you help them, they use your ref codes, and *only* your ref codes.
                                                                  /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                                  • Rep
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                    • 991

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I tell them I sell porn. Then the usual questions follow about major TGP sites they've been to or how awesome they think Bang Bus is. Usually the conversation ends with..

                                                                    I'm the guy who gives you all those popups you can't close...

                                                                    Oh, really? I hate people like you...
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                                                                    • digitaldad
                                                                      Registered User
                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 15

                                                                      #35
                                                                      An out of work Alcoholic or Design and Development all dpends on the moment

                                                                      Maybe when i make enough to by a gold wheel chair and hire midgets to push me around in it.. i wil say that i am a Porn Pedaler

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                                                                      • cheekycherry
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                        • 1703

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by punkworld


                                                                        That's why you make a deal with friends you help getting set up in the biz: you help them, they use your ref codes, and *only* your ref codes.
                                                                        Yeah, that's one option.

                                                                        I prefer to just keep my mouth shut now. I learned my lesson. I only talk biz with people already in it.

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                                                                        • pauliewalnutz
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 486

                                                                          #37
                                                                          porn sites
                                                                          <a href="http://netverifier.com/getpaid.asp?siteid=10018799"><img src="http://www.skyweb.net/~kgosselin/banners/newbanner.gif" border="0"></a><br><font color=white size=2> We provide the content to keep your members sticking around!<BR></font> <font color=white size=3>$45.00 per sale!</font>

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                                                                          • cosis
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                                            • 5292

                                                                            #38
                                                                            webmaster

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                                                                            • ADL Colin
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                              • 11929

                                                                              #39


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                                                                              • Ice
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                                • 26053

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by DrinkingHard
                                                                                I run adult entertainment sites and or I sell advertising on the net.

                                                                                DH

                                                                                Same here
                                                                                icq 1904905

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