I'm single again............
 

any takers? :Graucho

orientation?

Do you have a big booty

Lucky you

:Graucho

okay ...
I've never been on a date - not really.

i could hook u up with my friends

I guess I'm not your type. :( I'm only 105 lbs (5ft 2in) so I'm petite...... no room for a big bootie. :helpme

who me or angeleyes (assuming female ...lol)?

pics?

that was my next question ...
interesting why we need to see pics ...
true - but interesting.

never said that was my type, was refering to a post made this morning lol

5 2 nice

Petite ?? Yum Yum, prolly not what ya looking for :(



:1orglaugh

TOM

shotgun! :thumbsup

I win

here she is, for those who need visual aide

http://www.givemethefinger.com/jen.jpeg

http://www.givemethefinger.com/jen2.jpg

either or i guess i pimp both sexes equally

hmmm, that sounds like my type, and 3,000 miles is a good distance to keep from having too many fights . . . when would you like to start?

lol ...
I like women...
let's get that clear ...

oh and someone held a gun to my head and wants me to post this one too

http://www.givemethefinger.com/jen3.jpeg

she's hot ...
okay ...
coffee or something?

she's wayyy too sexy to be single....im on my way to FL!:Graucho

okay son, now how about setting pops up

single again? congrats... dont fuck it up

single is a blessing

For one night no problem :winkwink:

I'll be in Coral Springs Sept 19 baby
and remember who's loved you since you got into the biz
DAY1

mmmm, sexy sexy :thumbsup

How could I forget you? If you are visiting coral springs you will literally be 5 miles from me. :glugglug

Can I just get a picture of that? :-)

In all seriousness, Angel is a great girl, that if i was a guy in florida, she would definatly be on my list :-)

....and what exactly does that mean? Not pretty enough? lol
I'm 31... I work with what I have. :BangBang:

i can cook and bake :)
http://shemp.com/pie1.jpg

Breakfast in bed? lol

...........and yes, I caught onto the "pie" thing. Clever.

Sounds like you need to Grim up your life a bit... I hope you enjoy Jager

Shemp can do it all :thumbsup

Nice eyes. :)



( I'm a sucker for older women, less bullshit, more brains. )

that's an awfully sexy pie there, shemp :)

older women ahahaah

Why are there a bunch of holes in the top of that pie Shemp?

Thanks, that's a blackberry pie i made last week. :)

If you dont put holes in there, the filling will burst though the crust. Doesnt look good that way.

Blackberry pie?



Never had it!



Blueberry.... drool.



I remember when I was a kid I had a rubarb(?) pie that nearly put me in the hospital. I was puking and shxtting constantly for like 12 days.

how funny.

this thread has now turned into "baking with shemp"

:tongue:

ya, i agree, Angeleyes, take your thread back :)

Likely story. C'mon now, fess up - we all know the REAL reason.

my favourite is apple pie with vanilla ice cream

angel stay single for awhile...it is fun

Ok, Shemp, I give you ownership of this thread. I'm a guido-ette and in the middle of cooking stuffed shells and I need to be on "oven-watch"... When they are done, I'll post pics that will blow your "pie" away. :glugglug

You're HOT! Just my type, and old enough to know better. But... can you handle my job and resume???

hmmm... maybe you should eat that whole pie yourself shemp. maybe it will go straight to your ass, with so many lips attached there is no room for mine.

besides there is more to a woman then a beautiful face, lets not overlook the tits.

50 guys hitting on you... only Grim matters lol