How YOU doin'?

If you're into Jewish guys, I'm available. But there is a catch.

You have to wear a University of Miami cheerleader outfit every Saturday during Hurricane Season. This is for my pleasure.

Plus if you cook I might just stick around.

Bonus points if I can hypnotize you.

You can email me at Mike AT Yenta DOT com.

hehe, sounds like a "bake off".
the fact you can cook should interest a lot of people here. :)

Most people know I'm an old guy and they are nice to me.
But i could use a couple of extra pounds for sure.

Lets make no mistake about it. If i am nice to you it is only to bask in your vast knowledge of Get Smart, not because of your age, i dont discriminate like that.

Edit: wrong post.........


My shells are almost done....... and if anyone from the office is reading this...... You will have a free lunch on Wednesday!

... but you're still an asshat and welcome.

Cracks the whip I like that

How dare you insult the size of my posts... I guess i was not as lucky as the other boys.

Angel your sexy , Too bad your in FLA

More people should use the "cone of silence"

I'm sorry, i was too busy disguising myself as a chair in hope that 99 would sit on my face...

ok. we should really give her this thread back. maybe we should start www.GetSmartManiacs.com

That was a very interesting 404 that you posted. I'm so sorry that I didn't grow up to Dawsons Creek like you.

.........and by the way, Get Smart was a little before my time, so in the true nature of GFY

:321GFY


Shemp, hit me up on ICQ...........

Look sweetheart... I try not to be rude to women whenever possible. So let me break this down to you in the most simple way possible.

Shemp makes some posts in reference to the television show (that is now not even in syndication anymore) entitled "Get Smart". I happen to enjoy that show as well. So I make some stupid remarks about it just to rib him a little every now and again.

Not sure why you would get all bent out of shape over this, but like you said, this is GFY.

Not sure why I would even have to make a post like this, nothing I did or said requires clarification or justification, even more so that none of the posts in question were directed to you.

Enjoy being single.

regards

- bret

Angeleyes I think I am in love. I so feel a boob hat coming :)

Making up is fun, wanna cyber?

Kinda like makeup sex? Ok. only if i can be on top, i have alot of bottled up anger to release.

I would. but my web cam is broken and i am too busy spamming my sig on GFY and other boards.

Are you giving any thought to my cheerleader plan?

Go like this:

"IT'S GREAT... TO BE... A MIAMI HURRICANE!"

or

"We got some Canes over here! Whoosh Whoosh"

Man I miss my season tickets.

I used to be a cheerleader in HS and I can still fit into the outfit that I appropriated from the school. :Graucho

I'm only a 45 min flight away or 4 hour drive:winkwink:

Ready for next week mike?
I SAID .. IT'S GREAT .. TO BE .. A FLORIDA GATOR!

Can you fix me up with a new PornKings Ladies T? The one I nabbed from you at Internext got stained. :(

Let's make a deal. :glugglug

Jennifer I think I find you appealing. My picture and more info is posted on Yenta.com. Also I have references, a job, a car, all my teeth, and I can read. But you better hurry and grab me, I am going to Eastern Europe soon and may come back with a wife that doesn't speak a word of English... But makes one hell of a borscht.

I'll be in Miami in a couple weeks, we can date then. Just don't be afraid to fall in love and please don't attempt to boil my dog.



Butrflied,

It's great to be a Florida Gator except this coming Saturday. As long as you boys don't lose to those inbred Noles we're on good terms.

Sounds like a deal .. I'm a gracious loser. :1orglaugh

Sleazydream? I remember getting a first hand tour of that site from Sleazydream at Internext..... :helpme

:Graucho

Im single too until tonight when my dick and my hand meet again, then i guess im married:1orglaugh

vultures at best

I'm single too...:Graucho

rhubarb was always one of my favs

Guys,

This girl is a serious catch. Met her at the poker party and she's got it goin' on! :Graucho

You were oh so sexy.. till then!! A gator fan :repuke

I am a single lonly man. I like long walks on the beach. I enjoy romance novels and romance movies. I play no sports, i typically sit in my chair all day, But I like to have fun too. I am up for just about anything. I am a tad younger than you, but age is not important. Lets get together..


P.S. Do you do anal?

You had me up until "Do you do anal?" :helpme :1orglaugh

mmmh... I'm looking for a board where mostly women post (between 20 and 30y/o if possible)...

Then start a thread like "Im single again....."

Any suggestion?

Oh that was just a little joke sweet heart. We can do it streight up if you want.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by [Labret]
older women ahahaah [/QUO

and how old are you ?


:1orglaugh

Hit me up on ICQ.......

Were you one of the big tippers? :winkwink: :winkwink:

Hey there, no vomit smilies on my co-worker. lol You know you're sweet on her. :glugglug

I can see we'll never speak again.

GFY dating... beautiful!

I'm 15 and horny.

Let's fuck!

Alumni ??? OMG... you KNOW what happens to GIRLS when they go to UF.. :Graucho

If you want to go watch that game let me know.. I would love to watch it next to a gator fan... :winkwink:

Every time I go to gator growl.. i get sick to my stomach of so much purple and orange... :( but is all worth it for the girls :Graucho

She looks just like this girl that was all over me in my senior year of highschool... my friend's sister HHAAA... Never got to hook up with her until I got back in town for an internship -- arranged a meeting at her house when her parents weren't home... I would have been in so much shit if her parents came home... She had really tiny nipples that never got hard -- bizarre LOL

Cockblocking should be a sport here.

Sounds like she had a personal problem that I don't have.:1orglaugh

So, angel, how much more flirting do we need before we can get a spot at the poker tourney in vegas? :-D

Planning ahead I see? lol You'll be sure to get a spot if I have my way.

BTW: I can't say enough how much it was pleasure having lunch with you and Kat....... I only wish we didn't meet sooner at the convention......... You are both 10's in my book when it comes to friends.:thumbsup

Jennifer, I would love to spend quality time with you. You can icq me with sweet nothings at 9472172. I believe that sleazydream guy to be almost as handsome as myself.

I would love to stick around and shower you with fluff but I have a plane to catch - I'm in Vegas and going back to Jersey in 20 mins and have to finish packing.

Until we meet again mon cheri!

VirtuMike
(buyus my contentus)

:1orglaugh