How to Impress the Opposite Sex
 

How to Impress the Opposite Sex


HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.
Bring beer.

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Oz

bah, do all that for a woman and she will WALK ALL OVER you and not give you the time of day.

yep, 100%. Being nice gets you no where. Be an ass, then every once in a while, do something nice, they'll appreciate it much more. :glugglug

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