How to Impress the Opposite Sex

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  • OzKaNoz
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 1834
    #1

    How to Impress the Opposite Sex

    How to Impress the Opposite Sex


    HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
    Wine her,
    Dine her,
    Call her,
    Hug her,
    Hold her,
    Surprise her,
    Compliment her,
    Smile at her,
    Laugh with her,
    Cry with her,
    Cuddle with her,
    Shop with her,
    Give her jewelry,
    Buy her flowers,
    Hold her hand,
    Write love letters to her,
    Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.

    HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

    Show up naked.
    Bring beer.


    Oz
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    • smack
      Push Porn Like Weight.
      • Mar 2002
      • 10652
      #2
      bah, do all that for a woman and she will WALK ALL OVER you and not give you the time of day.
      Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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        • liquidmoe
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 4994
          #3
          yep, 100%. Being nice gets you no where. Be an ass, then every once in a while, do something nice, they'll appreciate it much more.

          Take Luck!

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            • RW316
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2002
              • 1103
              #4
              BLING BLING ATTRACTS THE LADIES

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