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  • pimpmaster9000
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    • Dec 2011
    • 26730
    #1

    the worst thing possible

    goliath tarantulas are not the worst thing possible...the fact that they have 200 babies is not the worst thing possible...the worst thing possible is the fact that there are places on this planet right now where there are 100s of these monstrosities at once!...somewhere, some dude, woke up and a couple of these was on his bed...can you feel me?


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    • k0nr4d
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      • Aug 2006
      • 9231
      #2
      What do you even kill that with? If you hit it with a broom it will take it from you.
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        • pimpmaster9000
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2011
          • 26730
          #3
          Originally posted by k0nr4d
          What do you even kill that with? If you hit it with a broom it will take it from you.
          You accept its dominance...move out...it is now its house...
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            • OneHungLo
              So Fucking Banned
              • May 2001
              • 40902
              #4
              Look at the fangs on that thing.

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                • lovebitch
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                  • Jun 2016
                  • 756
                  #5
                  Can you get one as a pet? How much?
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                    • CaptainHowdy
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                      • Dec 2004
                      • 94125
                      #6
                      Originally posted by lovebitch
                      Can you get one as a pet? How much?
                      That would be counterintuitive . . .

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                        • pimpmaster9000
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2011
                          • 26730
                          #7
                          Originally posted by lovebitch
                          Can you get one as a pet? How much?
                          yes...but they are very sensitive...specific temperature demands and moisture and shit...oh and it eats birds so theres that...

                          if you want something straight out of a horror movie you should also consider the vietnameese centipede...it is the stuff of nightmares...if it bites you, it is like getting hit with a baseball bat, for days...I am quoting a breeder who said:

                          "you do not want a creature like this to escape in your house"

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                            • InfoGuy
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                              • Apr 2010
                              • 3052
                              #8
                              Originally posted by pimpmaster9000
                              goliath tarantulas are not the worst thing possible...the fact that they have 200 babies is not the worst thing possible...the worst thing possible is the fact that there are places on this planet right now where there are 100s of these monstrosities at once!...somewhere, some dude, woke up and a couple of these was on his bed...can you feel me?


                              Is the "little" one next to his arm a baby tarantula?

                              I've heard that the average person swallows 5 or 6 spiders while sleeping during their lifetime. Granted they're not as big as this monstrosity. Protein anyone?
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                                • mikeet
                                  this & that
                                  • May 2005
                                  • 5366
                                  #9
                                  I know some people that would pass tf out just seeing a spider that big!

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                                    • SilentKnight
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                                      • Oct 2005
                                      • 24812
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by InfoGuy
                                      I've heard that the average person swallows 5 or 6 spiders while sleeping during their lifetime.
                                      I know an old lady who swallowed a spider.



























                                      It wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her

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                                        • ruff
                                          I have a plan B
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 5499
                                          #11
                                          You can shoot the bastards, but you only get one shot, so you better be good.
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                                            • PornGrowsOnTrees
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                                              • Apr 2012
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                                              #12
                                              I used to want one of these as a pet! ;-)
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                                                • pimpmaster9000
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Dec 2011
                                                  • 26730
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by InfoGuy
                                                  Is the "little" one next to his arm a baby tarantula?

                                                  I've heard that the average person swallows 5 or 6 spiders while sleeping during their lifetime. Granted they're not as big as this monstrosity. Protein anyone?
                                                  the average person swallows 5-6 goliath tarantulas while sleeping every night
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                                                    • BlueBookJosh
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                                                      • Mar 2020
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                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by OneHungLo
                                                      Look at the fangs on that thing.

                                                      This one will keep house safer than dobermann

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                                                        • celandina
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                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                          • 11773
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                          What do you even kill that with? If you hit it with a broom it will take it from you.
                                                          ... and then hit you back with it !

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                                                            • OneHungLo
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 40902
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by celandina
                                                              ... and then hit you back with it !

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                                                                • Scott McD
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                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 67792
                                                                  #17
                                                                  *leaves thread*





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                                                                    • CurrentlySober
                                                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 38985
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I thought this was gonna be a thread about constipation, judging by the thread title of "the worst thing poossible"
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                                                                        • Paul&John
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                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                          • 8621
                                                                          #19
                                                                          ok .. i'm out
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                                                                            • pimpmaster9000
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                                                                              • Dec 2011
                                                                              • 26730
                                                                              #20
                                                                              oh and it can blind you...it throws hairs that are nasty as fuck and if it gets in your eye you are fucked...google it...
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                                                                                • EddyTheDog
                                                                                  Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                                                  • Jan 2011
                                                                                  • 25434
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by pimpmaster9000
                                                                                  yes...but they are very sensitive...specific temperature demands and moisture and shit...oh and it eats birds so theres that...

                                                                                  if you want something straight out of a horror movie you should also consider the vietnameese centipede...it is the stuff of nightmares...if it bites you, it is like getting hit with a baseball bat, for days...I am quoting a breeder who said:

                                                                                  "you do not want a creature like this to escape in your house"

                                                                                  Centipedes have always been my biggest horror - I'm not exactly fond of that fuck off giant spider but that centipede would finish me off...

                                                                                  An old friend of mine had a real phobia of snakes - Even one on TV would release so much adrenaline into his system it would put him into a physical shock that was life threatening.....

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                                                                                    • freecartoonporn
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                                                                                      • Jan 2012
                                                                                      • 7683
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      mother of god, burn it with flamethrower
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