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Scott McD 07-11-2019 10:49 AM

Who here owns a bicycle ??
 
Not owned a bicycle since I was about 18 (20 years ago)

Thinking of getting something like this:


https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....KL._SY355_.jpg




Who are the bicycle owners here and what ya got ?? :upsidedow

Scott McD 07-11-2019 10:50 AM

Obligatory "hot chick on a bike pic"



https://i.pinimg.com/originals/23/54...ad9b953613.jpg

crockett 07-11-2019 10:51 AM

I dont ride that style of bike because then you have to wear the gay tights to fit in.. I ride mountain bikes. Do a bit of trail riding when I'm traveling but nothing too extreme.

Here in FL is not much hills but where I live I'm at 1 end of about a 30 mile bike path that runs along the St Johns river in a lot of places. I do about 12 miles a day on it.

Its roughly 6 miles to the end of the path that dead ends into a state park and there are a few parks along the way with natural springs so I ride that almost everyday with a bit of off path riding through the woods mixed in. (Lots of little dirt trails off the main one through the canopy)

Scott McD 07-11-2019 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22499609)
I dont ride that style of bike because then you have to wear the gay tights to fit in.. I ride mountain bikes. Do a bit of trail riding when I'm traveling but nothing too extreme.

Not ruled out a mountain bike to be honest. Will be buying on Saturday so will make my mind up by then...

Bladewire 07-11-2019 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McAIDS (Post 22499606)
Not owned a bicycle since I was about 18 (20 years ago)

Thinking of getting something like this:

Who are the bicycle owners here and what ya got ?? :upsidedow


OP is a faggot... and too fat to ride that kind of bike

Blocked alt-right hate fake nic reply in 3.. 2.. 1..

escorpio 07-11-2019 10:57 AM

Guys that ride bikes. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1PA8SJ...thable-One.jpg

Scott McD 07-11-2019 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22499612)
OP is a faggot... and too fat to ride that kind of bike

Thought I was on your ignore list. BladeLIAR :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Scott McD 07-11-2019 10:59 AM

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cf/c7...09ab27d596.gif

:banana

RedFred 07-11-2019 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 22499606)
Not owned a bicycle since I was about 18 (20 years ago)

Thinking of getting something like this:


https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....KL._SY355_.jpg


Dude you better think this through more clearly....you could be entering a world of pain.


https://i.pinimg.com/originals/56/a8...11e5ca09df.jpg

SilentKnight 07-11-2019 11:03 AM

Two Raleigh mountain bikes.

Haven't ridden in awhile, tho. Both have flat tires and I've been too lazy to fix'em.

crockett 07-11-2019 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 22499611)
Not ruled out a mountain bike to be honest. Will be buying on Saturday so will make my mind up by then...

I added to my post, but if you go Mountain bike look at 29ers or 27.5 at the smallest.

A good 29er is night and day difference. By good I dont mean some ridiculous $4k bike but something in the $800-1,2k range will usually be good enough for normal use.

As for mountain bike vs road, I guess it just depends on your area really.

There are also what they call gravel bikes. They are a road bike like set up with larger offroad tires. You can use them both on and off road. They call them cyclocross or gravel bikes.

Scott McD 07-11-2019 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 22499618)
Dude you better think this through more clearly....you could be entering a world of pain

My ballzzzzz will be fine !!

Scott McD 07-11-2019 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22499624)
I added to my post, but if you go Mountain bike look at 29ers or 27.5 at the smallest.

A good 29er is night and day difference. By good I dont mean some ridiculous $4k bike but something in the $800-1,2k range will usually be good enough for normal use.

As for mountain bike vs road, I guess it just depends on your area really.

Where I live is hillside mostly but plan on taking trips throughout Scotland so it's basically anywhere and everywhere really. Various conditions both track and weather...

pimpmaster9000 07-11-2019 11:11 AM

cannondale flash factory race...carbon everything...it is probably the best MTB you can buy for money...amazing vibration damping and frame stiffness and only 8kg...it even had carbon wheels but I am a heavy dude so I put aluminium ones...


https://www.thebikelist.co.uk/images.../0FS0S_REP.jpg

CurrentlySober 07-11-2019 11:20 AM

https://i.imgur.com/wC8akmJ.png

I cunt a4d2 own a bicycle... :(

But she looks pretty happy sitting on the pole where her saddle should be... :2 cents:

Bladewire 07-11-2019 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 22499618)
Dude you better think this through more clearly....you could be entering a world of pain.


http://www.uscoles.com/bikepix/073st...tkiltsidel.jpg

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

2MuchMark 07-11-2019 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22499632)

LOL !!!!


Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 22499606)
Not owned a bicycle since I was about 18 (20 years ago)

Thinking of getting something like this:


https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....KL._SY355_.jpg




Who are the bicycle owners here and what ya got ?? :upsidedow


I just bought myself a new bike a couple of months ago. Love it. I ride for about 30 minutes to an hour every day (and swim for about the same). Biking is a really good way to stay in shape and shed a few pounds. I'm on my fat ass at my computer all the time and Biking in the summer months really helps me from turning into a bowl of Jello. Buy it!

NewNick 07-11-2019 11:53 AM

Saracen Hack.

crockett 07-11-2019 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22499646)
LOL !!!!





I just bought myself a new bike a couple of months ago. Love it. I ride for about 30 minutes to an hour every day (and swim for about the same). Biking is a really good way to stay in shape and shed a few pounds. I'm on my fat ass at my computer all the time and Biking in the summer months really helps me from turning into a bowl of Jello. Buy it!

This why I do it. Out in Colorado I used to go hiking more than mountain biking but still would do Apex mountain or some of the others from time to time.. Here in FL everything is flat and it's hot as hell so I just do a ride each day before it gets too hot and before the mosquitos come out and try to carry you away..

I just have a Trek excalibur. Nothing crazy but good enough for some basic trails ect. In Colorado it's really not enough bike but then again the trails there are pretty intense.

JesseQuinn 07-11-2019 11:59 AM

love my bike (turquoise ten speed I picked up used for about $20 USD) but I prefer to walk when I go out. mainly just use it to cruise and gtfo the house for a break. a friend put in a little handle compartment for my music though so it's fun when I use it

Constant Phil 07-11-2019 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22499653)
This why I do it. Out in Colorado I used to go hiking more than mountain biking but still would do Apex mountain or some of the others from time to time.. Here in FL everything is flat and it's hot as hell so I just do a ride each day before it gets too hot and before the mosquitos come out and try to carry you away..

What time is this at? Its like 75-80% humidity early in the mornings out here

CurrentlySober 07-11-2019 12:00 PM

https://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon....xL._SY346_.jpg

Logged out of this thread and this is the first advert that I see... Hhmmmm...

Scott McD 07-11-2019 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22499657)
https://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon....xL._SY346_.jpg

Logged out of this thread and this is the first advert that I see... Hhmmmm...

All your interwebs, are belong to us...

Constant Phil 07-11-2019 12:09 PM

Be careful...someone might pull a Trump on you!

crockett 07-11-2019 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Constant Phil (Post 22499656)
What time is this at? Its like 75-80% humidity early in the mornings out here

Yea, it sucks for sure can't do anything about the humidity but I find the sweet spot is usually between 6:30 to 8pm. I'm kinda lucky here as the bike paths we have go through lots of state parks so there is tree canopy across most of it and part is on a very big lake the rest runs near the St Johns River but there is also lots of little natural fresh water springs and that water is very cold so it's a bit cooler due to the breeze & water.

You can't do anything about the humidity though just have to deal with it. Personally I don't sweat a lot so it doesn't bug me as much as the actual heat does..

Anyway I l;eave the house on bike do the west end of the path that dead ends into a state park at a St Johns river boat dock & camp ground. It's like 6 miles then I usually sit around a bit then head home. It's sort of a easy 12 mile ride all flat with a few parks along the way with natural springs, benches ect..

It's not the normal FL you think of as Sandy Beaches & Palm trees.. It's more rural, with big oak tree canopies similar to like you'd see up in Tallahassee or Gainesville area but this is north of Orlando on the way to Daytona.

Now the other end of the path, goes east and there is no shade there it goes through big fields and more pine tree type woods. I never do that way it's like a 25 mile ride or so to US1 but it's hot as fuck because of no shade and it's not near the river/lakes. I'm really very lucky at this location due to all the water near by and the heavy tree growth and lots of parks along the way..

If it wasn't for the heat and bugs it wouldn't be a bad area.. but man the heat here kills you.. The only draw back is you can't go swimming in any of the lakes or the river because too many fucking alligators and other shit that will bite you and the water is dark as fuck due to all the trees/plants in the water.

baddog 07-11-2019 12:44 PM

I have an old school strand cruiser

Rochard 07-11-2019 01:09 PM

I ride. I used to ride every day, but year I've just been too busy..... I was out last night (and got a flat).

I ride Cannondale bikes. I got into cycying and was looking for a good bike, and came caross a Canndondale I liked. I researched it and it was a great deal, college kid was selling at UC Davis, so.... I bought, joined a Canndondale group on FB and... I've only had Cannondale's since then.

I topped out at 275 lbs and now I am 220.... Still over weight, but I'm working on it.

My favorite bike is a 2002 Cannondale CAAD5 Stars & Stripes. Shortly after 9/11, a group of firefighters from the fire station closest to the WTC did a charity ride from NYC to LA. Cannondale made these special "Stars & Stripes" bikes, only a dozen of them. There was such a demand for them that the following year they made a few thousand. I bought one four or five years ago and rode it "as is" but it was just an old bike always had problems so.... A few years ago I gutted the bike and replaced everything except for the frame and the steering wheel. It's awesome; It's like a brand new bike.

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...3a&oe=5DBAA66F

Rochard 07-11-2019 01:10 PM

I also like taking bike photos....

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...d5&oe=5DBE6146

Bladewire 07-11-2019 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22499700)


nikki99 07-11-2019 01:42 PM

Matyko does

Matt 26z 07-11-2019 02:17 PM

This is me after winning the championship a few years back.

https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/com...9i/7018539.jpg

MsConstrued13 07-11-2019 04:50 PM

I haven't pulled mine out of storage this year... but I ride a 1951 Schwinn Women's Cruiser. :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 07-11-2019 04:53 PM

I just walk . . .

adultchatpay 07-11-2019 05:14 PM

I have a bike and i ride like twice a week

shake 07-11-2019 05:32 PM

I love mountain biking, can't say I'm very good but always have fun!

Acepimp 07-11-2019 05:32 PM

I ride Cannondale mountain bikes. Have had 6 different ones. I mostly do cross country trail riding.

Hey Rochard, that's a nice bike!

:rasta

VRPdommy 07-11-2019 06:02 PM

I would say you better figure out the purpose of your riding first, then choose a bike.
Better bikes are quite pricey so you want the right one first.
But you could choose a cheaper crossover for a starter till you figure it all out.

just a punk 07-11-2019 08:52 PM

I own a lot of bicycles.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....GL._SX425_.jpg

Rochard 07-11-2019 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22499702)

This is why they call me "Rock Hard"

GAMEFINEST 07-11-2019 10:58 PM

I used too

wehateporn 07-12-2019 12:30 AM

I am like you, not since my late teens. I went in to Halfords recently and found myself inspired

Scott McD 07-12-2019 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 22499965)
I am like you, not since my late teens. I went in to Halfords recently and found myself inspired

Yeah had a look around there. Halfords are cunts though...

2MuchMark 07-12-2019 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VRPdommy (Post 22499874)
I would say you better figure out the purpose of your riding first, then choose a bike.
Better bikes are quite pricey so you want the right one first.
But you could choose a cheaper crossover for a starter till you figure it all out.

Good advice. I bike for fun mostly, so I bought a store-brand / no-name bike for a couple of hundred dollars. Some spend thousands on a bike because they are super light and meet all kinds of specs a pro biker wants, but for me I'm happy with "just a bike". Buy a bike that suits your lifestyle.

Look Chang 07-13-2019 12:10 AM

The bicycle is good for strengthening women's buttocks...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2Jv5T954nM...s-on-bikes.gif

Busty2 07-13-2019 06:56 AM

Have an aluminum Gary Fisher Mt Tam that i purchased in 1995 and still have not ridden yet !!! It does look stunning in its polished aluminum finish. !!One Day!!

Busty2 07-13-2019 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22500455)
Buy a bike that suits your lifestyle.

But i haven't seen a bike with a rack to hold a burger and beer ?


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