I was crazy once.
They put me in this room.

What he said.

This thread Rokks.

The blue moon is so spiritual because the goose layed the brown turd pile mother hey.

NO POWITIVELY NOT EVEN CLOSE
It's not any kind of anything.. name it anything you want .. but it's not a threat...


rokk on

GFY?

Would you care to have me have you escorted out of the room?

;-)

Nah. I can leave on my own. I have work to do.

ok, no prob.

rokk on

This room with this computer.

http://www.nyu.edu/clubs/atheists/chrissp.jpg

Can you say unstable?

didn't you just spell it for everyone?
was that a serious question?

please spell unstable for me, take as much time as you like.


rokk on

Since nobody answered......can someone tell me what contest you are referring to?

dokk

you have lost your mind

put down the bong and step away from the green bud

I think I'm just going to sit back and watch this thread progress.. Great props dokk, you are a true king of stirring up a board.

:thumbsup

Everything else aside...anyone who qoute Douglas Addams passes the geek test with flying colours and it worth knowing.

i am new here (both to the board and to the business) but can already see this Dokk has two kinds of followers: ass kissers (which will burn in hell no matter who's ass they kiss) and enemies.

Dokk you should really move here with us in the middle east where reciprocity of dislikes (or likes) is not so lame and pale as it is in america. come witness the real thing honey.

You are all a bunch of big-girl's-blouse pen pushers!

LUNATIC

Ali Baba Prone, take your Mushayef ass back to the middle east along with your anti-american comments bitch.

oh! my big and strong american man... i like it when you are so rough!!! i don't need to take my ass back to the middle east: my ass IS in the middle east, einstein! i am only here cause i heard i can start an adult site and lots of american men will pay me $$$ for access... always did envy all those rich bastards here. time for me to make some money. american men will help me.

and if you EVER even think about using this kind of language next to me, i will have allah curse you!

WOW!!!!

I just caught your post, oh my goodness..
I would be honored, more than honored to accept your gracious invitation.

And I will be glad to come as soon as it's safe.. I've never been to that part of the world before so I don't know if it's already safe or.. semi safe or what.. but sir.. I am flattered and it would be an honor to meet you in person, shake your hand and call you friend.

Count on it.

rokk on

I don't know any of the language at all but will have time enough between now and when I can come to at least be able to greet you satisfactorily in your own native tongue.

All the best and may allah bless you,

rokk on

DOUBLE WHOOPS I AM SO SORRY.

I called you a sir.
My mistake totally and I hope you read this in time as to not offend you.. My vision isn't the best and maybe sometimes I should read a bit more carefujlly.

Hoping you will accept my most humble apologies,


dokk

I coulda sworn one of my guesses on the radio show was mini camera.

you are so lucky to have corrected yourself before i actually read your lies about my gender. appology accepted. the fatwa on your head has been removed, at least until you earn it again.

you can come and visit tomorrow. UAE had much less wars than the US. In fact we have no wars here. and no crime (at least not crime that goes unpunished).

so if you don't eat pork or drink alchohol in public, if you don't rape women or abuse children or still anything, you are actually quite safe here. even if you are jewish!

do come to visit. i need to learn all the secrets how to part american men from their money. i want to be independently rich and need no man to boss me around here in the desert!

as for the crash course in arabic, just say:
ahalan wasahalan urachamat allah ubarakathu

Then all i shall ask for return is the opportunity to recover what I've lost.

Once again my most humblest and sincerest apologies.
And PLEASE forgive my AMERICAN ignorance.
It is entirely and completely my fault.

Despite your much apppreciated acceptance I felt I owed you more than an apology and will promise not to try to offend until I can learn a little more about you since now I know where you are.

Please forgive me.

dokk

I don't like pork, i haven't had a drink in exactly 17 years have never struck a woman or abused a child in my life. I am not jewish though and that is the only thing that has me worried. So please again forgive me if I am about to make a mistake no insult was intended. .. I am a Baptist.

Is that ok?
I'm sorry I was almost afraid to ask and do once again wish to apologize.

humblest regards,

dokk

more about me? hmmmm.... that requires a fresh thread. i will formally introduce myself in a dedicated thread. give me 10 minutes to powder my nose.

PLEASE.. take as much time as you require. I will wait all day if necessary and seek your thread until I can find it and respond.

I'm so sorry I made that mistake, it really hurts.. i never meant to. I'm 46 and have to be within a foot of the screen to be able to see it without my glasses.

Always your friend,


dokk

Shukran

Tfadal Yachabibi

I think I am in big trouble now and I've never apologized to one person so much in one day in my life so In advance please please forgive me if I offend you in any way,

I clicked the link you gave me and carefully scanned the page looking for the words in English and was unable to find them.

So then I clicked all the little flags at the top to be sure and tried to check each of those pages for the thread you mentioned.

I has as of yet been unable to discover that thread in a written language I can understand. All I know how to spell or speak is American...

Did I just make a terrible mistake?

Please let me know as soon as possible, that's all I'll ask of you again until I hear from you.

Thank you for your patience with me,

dokk

i am here to help and aim to please.
have just spilt my guts on the thread "proud arab woman".
was already forced to curse one unlucky fool.
it's way late here now, so will go to sleep. but promise to be up our early morning and continue.

ilalika

Thank you and I will seek allah's forgiveness.
I know he will tell me when he wishes me to know.

Thank you once again,


dokk

allah is your friend. he will show you the way.

weird thread

i concur

This thread rokks!
:GFYBand

Now you're getting it right.

Absolutely remarkable..

Dokk...

Your BP4L application is still pending approval.
We need you to contact us and go over more in detail what your Meds you listed are used for and what happens when you dont take them.

Just things we need to know. We cant have any wackos runnin around in the family ya know!

PROZAC, GET YOUR PROZAC HERE!!

Industrial Strength!!

After reading up on this thread i wonder what kind of biz did i get myself into? I should have kept painting flower pots for 2$ a piece but then again.... my penthouse is worth the danger and i think my gf gets a kick out of it.
So just to get this clear..... who's gonna do what to who now?