The worst pain..
 

What is the absolute worst pain you have ever felt?

For me it's gotta be gas in my eyes... Happened last night... Went blind for 25 minutes and hurt like a MOFO!

blueballs

when a friend died

i ripped out a chunk of my eye with my fingernail trying to take out a contact that wasnt there.
it was painful....

Let me clarify... PHYSICAL PAIN

2 of the most painful events I've ever felt was when my horse got spooked and steped on my foot when I just had tennis shoes on and his hoof just about pinched off my big toe and the other time was when I was ridding bareback and I felt off my horse on my hip and it spooked the horse and he ended up stepping on my leg to get away......

I had a similar experience only mine was a tanning bed. A stand up one where the rays are super intense. I wante to make sure I was getting an even tan, kept my eyes open so I could see if there were any shadows...

Burned out my retna's. Blind for 24 hours and hurt like a motherfucker. I got Great pain killers though.

The things you do when your young and stupid.

72 hours of back labor

when I had a ruptured disc in my back. owie.

Every April 15th when the IRS fucks me up the ass. :)

Taco Bell explosive ranger.

hahahah true!

Child birth

Major fuck'in tooth ache about 10 years ago.

Gave in to the pain after about 2 months and had the tooth pulled...best $108.00 I ever spent.

in high school gym i dislocated my right shoulder about 4 - 5 inches out the socket. that was a fun trip to the E.R.

Crohns Disease.

This one's on my list, too. I cracked a tooth on a piece of Nerds candy. I had the cracked tooth in my head for a couple of years. It finally got to the point where the pain was so fantastic I just couldn't take it any more. I felt like I had a rusty nail in my jaw.

SpaceAce

i feel for you bro

i have it also really making my life hard atm

what is crohns disease?

worst pain i'd have to say was getting hit upside the head/ear with a horeshoe by the leader of a florida redneck gang cuz unlike the others who ran (smart?) i stood there showing off in front of the girls... i didnt look so cool when i was on the ground bleeding =-/

When I had a stick go through my palm when I fell on it while mountainbiking. That hurted like nothing I've experienced.

A dull stick go through your hand, it ain't fun.

Exposed nerve in my molar for 4 weeks.

Exposed nerves in about 10 different teeth.

First childbirth was on 48 hours of pitocin drips every 2 minutes - that hurt like almighty hell and was absolute bliss when the epidural kicked in.

Second childbirth was completely drug-free and was FANTASTIC. Didn't hurt a bit other than the fuckhead doctor trying to hang me up in the air with his claws (what sense does it make to put a woman on her shoulders with her ass aimed at the ceiling to give birth?!?)

Once a year or so I get a migraine that reminds me that I never want to have a migraine again - sensitivity to light, sound, movement... everything... it's like getting a spike shoved through your head.

Headless, how the hell did you get gas in your EYE??

Yeah. For me it'd either be that or childbirth...I guess I'll go with the Crohn's though, because I have fits with my bowels at least four or five times a week, and I was only in labor once.

this kid eric williams dropped kicked me in the balls, in grade 9,

the fucker jumped from 10 steps up and got me good,

I was on the ground about 15 minutes,

i also threw my back out sitting in a stupid fucking chair,

and that hurt liek a bitch for 2 days

The 27 stitches After child birth OUUUUUCCCHHHHH

Try having kidney stones,

I swear its like the worse pain a man can go thru
it took me almost a week for that shit to pass

were is the picture of the guys ass exploding,

I think thats the worse

There is no pain like a good kidney stone. Nothing even comes close. Nothing.

Contraction while gicing birth.. Ouchhh

A chronic form of inflammatory bowel disease. Crohn's disease causes severe irritation in the gastrointestinal tract. It usually affects the lower small intestine (called the ileum) or the colon, but it can affect the entire gastrointestinal tract.

For me, it means I can't really go anywhere when I'm in a flare-up, because when I have to go, I have to go RIGHT-FUCKING-NOW. The pain when my bowels are in spasms is just excruciating...it's like someone is digging around in my guts with a rusty garden trowel or a big meathook or something. I have to be careful what I eat, because stuff with seeds or fibers makes me suffer with cramping and -- to be perfectly frank -- the most horribly painful squirts.

It's embarrassing and people just don't want to hear about it or they make jokes about it...I hate having to explain why I can't go somewhere or stay on the phone or something...what am I gonna say? "Sorry, I can't go to the park because I might have to take a shit in a hurry" or "Excuse me, I have to go curl up in a ball while I shit my intestines out and cry, okay? See ya later!"

Anyway, that's Crohn's disease. Aren't you glad you asked? :)

When I was 14 I broke my arm (at the forearm) skateboarding and bent it back... I freaked and tried to put it back the minute I saw it all mangled. That didn't really hurt.

Turns out I didn't twist it back all the way (or I twisted it too much) so the doc had to reset my arm. Anyway he took forever and the morphine they gave me wore off (cool trip though!), he insisted it didn't.

When the doc put his knee up on the bed for leverage, and twisted my broken bones back into place I have to say that was the most PAINFUL, DISGUSTING feeling I have ever felt in my life... I couldn't even scream it hurt so much.

When I got shot at in the Korean War

where is "the Korean War" located? - somewhere on your back?

At the dentist when he hit a nerve with a syringe. I cant even describe the pain. I couldnt move for 5-10 seconds. It was like my face exploded.

Having a root canal done, the pain killer wore off and the Dr puts his foot on the chair to give balance and RIPS the root out

I saw colors, lights, star shaped thingy's, squiggles, the pain was beyond intense...

There wasnt enough dope to get me high enough to feel good for a few hours.

I had a terrible stomach ache but refused to go to the hospital, as I thought it to be wimpy to go to emergency just because of a tummy ache. I was blacking out every few minutes as the pain got worse and was puking all over myself. Turns out I had a hernia in my stomach where part of your bowel comes through a rip in your stomach muscle and then pinches off the blood supply to you bowel.

hi headless :^)

When the gas pums first had the second recovery line
I worked at a gas station. 77-78 I think. Anyway something
got blocked and the rubber fitting filled up and blew in my face.
I was the only one working in the gas station at the time.
It was a mess, and yes it was one of the mostpainful things I can remember.

The only thing I think is more painful is when you get a
shot behind your front teeth in a dentist office. That has
to be up there with child birth ;^))

Short term:

1. Shaving your ball for the first time and then spraying them with cologne.
2. Being drunk on a farm and pissing on a hot wire.

Long term:

1. Being 16 and fucking Mexican whores in TJ and getting the clap. Being too embarrassed to tell your parents and doctor for a month while you piss fire and your dick peels like a snake.

Been there done that. Neither of those are too bad.

Uff Kitty you won on physical pain, mostly of us won't ever know how it hurts, but i bet it really does looking at babes size and from where they come....ouch!

forgetting that I had Habenero sauce on my hands and grabbing my balls

5 hours of a watermelon headed baby stuck in my pelvis...10 lbs and a 15 inch head....if i would have had a knife i would have given myself a c-section....tubes tied..fuck that shit ever again!

Ouch, is your eye ok now

when I was about 9 I broke my arm trying to jump from a house to a tree, it hurt of course, but the worse part was the doctor had to rebreak it 2 different times. he took my arm with both of his hands a just broke it, HURT like hell both times.

my to best ones are ripping everything in my left knee apart (6 months ago) and getting a number of brused ribs oin the afternoon and then getting the worst fucking food poisoning you can imagne :throwup

Towards the end of an 8 hour tattoo session, bottom of my back has gotta be the worst I've had. Got to the stage near the end where just having the skin touched became agony.

Idiopathic Pancreatitis when I was a child.... I will never forget that pain.

Ouch - my kid had the same thing at 8 weeks old, by the time they figured out what was causing such pain some of the bowel tissue had died and had to be cut out :(

your eyes are nothing to mess with. I got welders burn once god that hurt, also got a tiny piece of slag in my eye years ago, ended up bothering me for years off and on.

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