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wonton 04-11-2003 08:58 PM

The Tearing Down of Saddam Statue was a Staged Event by the Pentagon!!
 
This just in from the Ministry of Information!

People all over Iraq are waving American flags and cheering as the new liberators march into the country! American soldiers are being showered with flowers and welcoming smiles from Iraqi children! Thousands of Iraqis cheer as a statue of Saddam is pulled down by a US armored vehicle in a scene broadcast around the world and compared by Mini Bush to the fall of the Berlin wall! All hail Mini Bush, liberator of nations! Hail! Hail! Hail!


Now the truth of the the matter might be a different story....


The Photographs Tell the Whole Story - Click Here

Joe Sixpack 04-11-2003 09:02 PM

No surprise there.

I'm sure the American flag waving kids were a $5 rent a crowd.

theking 04-11-2003 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wonton
This just in from the Ministry of Information!

People all over Iraq are waving American flags and cheering as the new liberators march into the country! American soldiers are being showered with flowers and welcoming smiles from Iraqi children! Thousands of Iraqis cheer as a statue of Saddam is pulled down by a US armored vehicle in a scene broadcast around the world and compared by Mini Bush to the fall of the Berlin wall! All hail Mini Bush, liberator of nations! Hail! Hail! Hail!


Now the truth of the the matter might be a different story....


The Photographs Tell the Whole Story - Click Here

Truth...You can't handle the FUCKING TRUTH!

cherrylula 04-11-2003 09:07 PM

Yeah its all fake, they are shooting it right up the road from me at Universal Studios backlot.

Those aren't Iraqi's, they're local Mexicans.

wonton 04-11-2003 09:09 PM

All Hail Mini Bush!!!

If you do not hail Mini Bush, you are with the terrorists. Or you a pornographer - soon to be classified as the same thing.

foe 04-11-2003 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
Yeah its all fake, they are shooting it right up the road from me at Universal Studios backlot.

Those aren't Iraqi's, they're local Mexicans.

:1orglaugh

Joe Sixpack 04-11-2003 09:16 PM

I saw it on the telebision Mama... it must be the truth.

:1orglaugh

[Labret] 04-11-2003 09:19 PM

I was a little saddened by the size of the weak ass crowd when they would pull back and give a wide shot.

Everyone kept blubbering about history in the making and making allusions to the fall of the Berlin Wall. What a fucking joke. A city two thirds the size of Los Angeles and all they could round up was 35 guys? pathetic.

I just kept praying that after it dangled broken at the knees that it would slip loose and crush a few sand monkies who ran up to slap it with their Tivas.

It was gay. mad gay. Photo op for the people back home, nothing more nothing less.

Now what are they doing? Looting their fucking country like the fucking Rodney King riots. A ****** is a ****** no matter what area of the desert they come from. Red Cross shitting their pants because there is a total breakdown.

Sit back and enjoy the show, I am.

God Bless America.

wonton 04-11-2003 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

God Bless America.

Dont' you mean "Amerika"? That's what we've turned into.*

All Hail Mini Bush - Master of Media Manipulation!!!




*(I am referencing a mini series from the 1980s where America is taken over by Ruskies and becomes a facist state)

cherrylula 04-11-2003 09:28 PM

Its much better than old Cops episodes.

KingK7 04-11-2003 09:35 PM

It said they were flown into Iraq by US forces.

Hehehe, actually there was an oddity article in a Norwegian newspaper, about one of the guys sitting on top of some statue, wearing a Norwegian womens national-team handball shirt, wondering how the hell it got into Baghdad.

http://www.vg.no/bilder/bildarkiv/1050060165.jpg

Now this is the EXACT same shirt, they only made one of them apparently:
http://www.vg.no/bilder/bildarkiv/1050060022.jpg

TheFLY 04-11-2003 09:57 PM

i can only laugh at pathetic mind control attempts...

cherrylula 04-11-2003 09:58 PM

http://www.theonion.com/onion3913/bu..._up_spain.html

chodadog 04-11-2003 09:59 PM

I guess they staged all of the tearing down of statues, defacing of murals, and the tearing of photos, across the entire country?

jim manly 04-11-2003 10:01 PM

The anti-usa people will make up anything to make it look like USA is evil. :1orglaugh

The reason why there were only 150 Iraqi's there is becuase it wasn't planned nobody knew that was gonna happen. Just the Iraqi's around the area seen it. It's not like coalation forces made an announcment everywhere all around the shit hole of a city saying "hey we are gonna be tearing down the statue in an hour, be there". It was a spur the moment event.

Now I know some jackass is gonna reply to that and say "where did the reporters come from then huh!?" Reporters are embedded with the forces, also reporters are already everywhere around the city covering the war. All it takes is one camera to capture the event. :321GFY

Besides we should of never liberated those sand ******s, they are same ones cheering in the streets becuase of 9-11. Also we never waged war on Iraq to liberate them, we did it to get rid of Saddam and WMD's. I hope once we leave all hell breaks lose with riots and disorder and have the fucking U.N. shit their pants trying to bring back order.

Joe Sixpack 04-11-2003 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jim manly
I hope once we leave all hell breaks lose with riots and disorder and have the fucking U.N. shit their pants trying to bring back order.
As long as you get the oil, right? :1orglaugh

jas1552 04-11-2003 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jim manly
The anti-usa people will make up anything to make it look like USA is evil. :1orglaugh

The reason why there were only 150 Iraqi's there is becuase it wasn't planned nobody knew that was gonna happen. Just the Iraqi's around the area seen it. It's not like coalation forces made an announcment everywhere all around the shit hole of a city saying "hey we are gonna be tearing down the statue in an hour, be there". It was a spur the moment event.

Now I know some jackass is gonna reply to that and say "where did the reporters come from then huh!?" Reporters are embedded with the forces, also reporters are already everywhere around the city covering the war. All it takes is one camera to capture the event. :321GFY

Besides we should of never liberated those sand ******s, they are same ones cheering in the streets becuase of 9-11. Also we never waged war on Iraq to liberate them, we did it to get rid of Saddam and WMD's. I hope once we leave all hell breaks lose with riots and disorder and have the fucking U.N. shit their pants trying to bring back order.

You are brainwashed by evil mini Bush. Everybody knows Saddam is still in power and the Iraqis all love him.

jim manly 04-11-2003 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


As long as you get the oil, right? :1orglaugh

Yes, cheaper gas prices for us and you! Wahoo!
Looks like you are gonna get cheaper oil to, so you are right. :1orglaugh

marty 04-11-2003 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by KingK7
http://www.vg.no/bilder/bildarkiv/1050060165.jpg
:1orglaugh He's wearing a girly shirt.

hottoddy 04-11-2003 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
I was a little saddened by the size of the weak ass crowd when they would pull back and give a wide shot.
...

Yeah, but that was just one of many statues pulled down that day. Whoever happened to be around just meandered over. It's not like they were passing out party flyers in advance...

Joe Sixpack 04-11-2003 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by jim manly

Yes, cheaper gas prices for us and you! Wahoo!
Looks like you are gonna get cheaper oil to, so you are right. :1orglaugh

How many innocent people do ya think died for your cheaper oil?

:1orglaugh Funny isn't it.

Fletch XXX 04-11-2003 10:12 PM

i want one of those Rocky flags.

:glugglug

cherrylula 04-11-2003 10:13 PM

Did you see any of the fake adidas shirts on those guys? They sell all those fake jerseys and stuff downtown LA. Pretty suspicious.

jas1552 04-11-2003 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


As long as you get the oil, right? :1orglaugh

The whole world will get the oil and the Iraqi people will get the benefit.

Joe Sixpack 04-11-2003 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jas1552

The whole world will get the oil and the Iraqi people will get the benefit.

Yeah... they'll get to be enslaved in a sweatshop by Nike instead of by Saddam.

Nice.

jim manly 04-11-2003 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


How many innocent people do ya think died for your cheaper oil?

:1orglaugh Funny isn't it.

Didn't you read my statement, you will be getting cheaper oil to.
Austrialia played a role in this war to.

Actually I was just joking, god dammit Bush says nobody is getting any oil, fuck that I want my oil Bush!

jas1552 04-11-2003 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


Yeah... they'll get to be enslaved in a sweatshop by Nike instead of by Saddam.

Nice.

Iraq could and should be a wealthy nation with all that oil. Now that Saddam is gone they will be.

Joe Sixpack 04-11-2003 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jas1552

Iraq could and should be a wealthy nation with all that oil. Now that Saddam is gone they will be.

Bwahahahaahahahahahahahahahaaha.....

They'll be raped. Just sit back and watch.

The third world only exists so that they can be raped by the first world.

bhutocracy 04-11-2003 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jim manly

Didn't you read my statement, you will be getting cheaper oil to.
Austrialia played a role in this war to.

Actually I was just joking, god dammit Bush says nobody is getting any oil, fuck that I want my oil Bush!

BHP has already put their hand up for our share of the oil spoils.. Don't listen to Bush, he's going to sell Iraqi oil to pay for the cost of the war and the cost of rebuilding Iraq whilst US (and hopefully Australian companies) are dealing it. After a few years and the war debt has been paid off western companies will continue to profit quietly.

jim manly 04-11-2003 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


Yeah... they'll get to be enslaved in a sweatshop by Nike instead of by Saddam.

Nice.

Good they need to put their asses into sweatshops.
Technically they are not being enslaved, they will at the most be getting a wage of :2 cents: an hour. So that doesn't count as being enslaved.

bhutocracy 04-11-2003 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jas1552

Iraq could and should be a wealthy nation with all that oil. Now that Saddam is gone they will be.

They were a wealthy 1st world nation with all that oil under pre '91 Saddam, it's only the US/UN Sanctions that made them poor.

[Labret] 04-11-2003 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jas1552

Iraq could and should be a wealthy nation with all that oil. Now that Saddam is gone they will be.

Yeah, thats just how it works.

Just like in this country, the good old trickle down effect. Im rich because Bill Gates is rich.

Naive people make me wanna puke.

jas1552 04-11-2003 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy


They were a wealthy 1st world nation with all that oil under pre '91 Saddam, it's only the US/UN Sanctions that made them poor.

Of course. It had nothing to do with Saddam building 100+ million dollar palaces while his people were malnourished.

ChrisH 04-11-2003 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy


They were a wealthy 1st world nation with all that oil under pre '91 Saddam, it's only the US/UN Sanctions that made them poor.

You left out the small detail of the invasion of Kuwait. Not that I'm surprised mind you.

http://www.euronews.net/create_html....ment&langue=en

Go check out the videos of the people chanting George Bush that aren't videos from any pro US media by the way. I'm sure they did there best to not add them, but some slipped by as there were too many and they had no choice.

I know it's a bitter pill you's are being force fed, but the world will have to deal with it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

foreverjason 04-11-2003 10:33 PM

whose giving you this info, the iraqi minister of information?

Lethal 04-11-2003 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingK7
http://www.vg.no/bilder/bildarkiv/1050060165.jpg

uggghhh.... need.... more.... lube....

jas1552 04-11-2003 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]


Yeah, thats just how it works.

Just like in this country, the good old trickle down effect. Im rich because Bill Gates is rich.

Naive people make me wanna puke.

Trickle down has nothing to do with this. I mean more like the best damn welfare in the world.

Joe Sixpack 04-11-2003 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisH
Go check out the videos of the people chanting George Bush that aren't videos from any pro US media by the way.
They're just hoping George Bush is going to fill their stomachs.

Little do they know, he's going to rape their country and take their wealth.

God bless Amerikkka!

jas1552 04-11-2003 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lethal



uggghhh.... need.... more.... lube....

:1orglaugh

NoCarrier 04-11-2003 10:35 PM

Ohh please. Those people lived under a sick and murderous regime for almost 25 years and you really expected to see millions of Iraqis leaving their homes like nothing happened and dance like crazy mother fuckers in front of cameras?

Joe Sixpack 04-11-2003 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jas1552

Trickle down has nothing to do with this. I'm mean more like the best damn welfare in the world.

You make me laugh.

The only trickle down here will be the shit of rich Americans trickling down square on the head of the average Iraqi.

OIL, OIL, OIL!

Gimme that oil you sand ******!

jas1552 04-11-2003 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


They're just hoping George Bush is going to fill their stomachs.

Little do they know, he's going to rape their country and take their wealth.

God bless Amerikkka!

So you really don't think the Iraqis will be better off?

bhutocracy 04-11-2003 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jas1552

Of course. It had nothing to do with Saddam building 100+ million dollar palaces while his people were malnourished.

hey, just a fact. The only people they hurt were the Iraqi people, BOTH Saddam and the US/UN were in control of that. Saddam was a brutal dictator. Whats the US/UN's excuse?

Joe Sixpack 04-11-2003 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jas1552

So you really don't think the Iraqis will be better off?

No, and once the media stops telling you about Iraq you Americans will forget all about it and go back to eating cheeseburgers and destroying the environment.

God bless you all.

ChrisH 04-11-2003 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jas1552

So you really don't think the Iraqis will be better off?

That moron could careless, he's got a chance to blame America.

bhutocracy 04-11-2003 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisH


You left out the small detail of the invasion of Kuwait. Not that I'm surprised mind you.

? So I have to reiterate every historically related event for the functionally illiterate? Of course that was the reason for the sanctions I left it out because I assume people aren't retarded.

ChrisH 04-11-2003 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy


hey, just a fact. The only people they hurt were the Iraqi people, BOTH Saddam and the US/UN were in control of that. Saddam was a brutal dictator. Whats the US/UN's excuse?

He continued to defy resolution after resolution after getting his ass kicked in Desert Storm.

His choice no one else's.

But why bother with facts right :thumbsup

ChrisH 04-11-2003 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy


? So I have to reiterate every historically related event for the functionally illiterate? Of course that was the reason for the sanctions I left it out because I assume people aren't retarded.

No you left it out to give your bullshit some kind of credibility.

jim manly 04-11-2003 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


No, and once the media stops telling you about Iraq you Americans will forget all about it and go back to eating cheeseburgers and destroying the environment.

God bless you all.

MMMM... Cheeseburgers http://lunamoth.pe.kr/cgi-bin/gm/Smi...gend/drool.gif

Joe Sixpack 04-11-2003 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisH


No you left it out to give your bullshit some kind of credibility.

That's right the Iraqi people invaded Kuwait.

Oh, I forgot, ChrisH can't read this. :1orglaugh


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