GFY Guys: Have you ever faked an orgasm??
 

This happened to me last lost weekend. Knowing that maleness is all about the numbers, I'm "hooking up" with whichever girl that comes my way. The end result was having to fake an orgasm (with a condom on, impossible otherwise) and fleeing the scene in shame.

Has this ever happened to you??

ask gary ( i'd imagine he'd have to fake it after seeing natalie nude)

What did he/she look like?

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A petite endomorph girl, slightly out of shape.

hahaha lol

Shame man..... but this is really funny. At least the girl didn't realize you faked it
so you still ok or did she?

If you call cumming "exactly when I want" faking, then yes I have faked.

Best not to finish at all, as then your instincts are even more powerful next time

Once on the phone. The GF was away and called me up one night horny. We were having some hot conversation, but it seemed to be dragging on and I was very tired (she called in the middle of the night). She wanted me to finish so I faked it and then went back to sleep.

I fake orgasms all the time...

lol, maybe I'll answer for Gary. But hey Harambe, I won't, as he says he's never had that problem as he's always cum with every girl, coz he's a nymphomaniac (loves the pussy) & never fakes :thumbsup

@ CaptainH, you sound like you was in a position not able to cum, it can happen, was you wrecked at the time?

Not every man can cum everytime, sometimes if you're pissed or stressed it happens hun :2 cents:

Never faked, bailed on a few chicks over the years as was afraid they were gonna puke on me from being too drizzunk. :1orglaugh

yes.....

ahhh you can't leave it there, now tell us the story :thumbsup

nope., but bailed one one super drunk.

My hand doesn't care if I cum or not :(

Sooo from this thread we learned that gary is a faker!?

Yeah!, All the time with a girl I was going out with. She was very good looking but awful in bed ...

how's my partner a faker? He's never needed to fake, he always plays straight up :2 cents:

Why do you always refer to yourself in the 3rd person, Gary?

Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode - the Jimmy.

Yes I got tired and while doing doggy i pulled out and threw a spit wad on her ass and rubbed it in.

Been there, done that! :1orglaugh

A few times, when they cum and I'm not ready to blow & I know I can get another in later, or I don't like the way they feel inside or their moaning like a bitch too much I'll fuck them just right & make them cum quick, sometimes fast and hard or slapping their ass just right and pull it tight right as I slide in balls deep and wiggle left to right real quick.

what's with girls making the bullshit noises, it must put you guys on edge. TBH, I'm a bit of a quiet lover. Enjoying the sex, a bit of noise, moaning, groaning, but not squealing & going over board. Or do you all prefer that? Does it make you feel hornier or do you know it's fake?

I fuck young drunk/stoned straight men, or bi curious guys, or swing with a couple & lick his balls and her pussy while they fuck sometime I'll lick his tight ass while he fucks her, always respecting boundaries.

Fucking pussy is too intimate for me.

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Some girls will orgasm if they hear their partner cumming, so yes I have.

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THAT is gold right there :thumbsup

By myself sure - just so I could get to bed

I havent act..i m too young

all the time.. its second nature to me :1orglaugh

you bettcha

Once in a while when I get a cramp while doing the gf. Just so that she stops!

i have, i peed a little to make it realistic

yes, when i was too drunk to cum

The real question should be why would you?

Good question. My answer: just to be over with it (with this given girl).

^^^ That :1orglaugh

Why in shame? In shame would be if you were limp, since you faked it means you were hard just could not cum, there is zero shame in that.

Yep... just with a girl who was absolutely insatiable. Which is awesome up to the point where my junk is about to break in half. Then you just gotta get out before you end up in the hospital for a dick sprain.

Faking it got me out of it, but she was still kinda pissed.

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Great thread! :thumbsup


Yes, I did. Several times, mostly when bored and/or tired.
However what I have done more so, is not fake it all. Just stop and say, ok that was enough. Mostly when I know I have a very long day ahead or need to go to workout in 20 min. I never had blue balls.
Most girls will bitch a bit, but they'll get over it.

I would like to fake an orgasm. It would be fun, I guess. Sitting here and trying to imagine how it would look like. Back to writing...

So you pissed in her a bit pretending you came? Ugh!

Unfortunately most of the time I have premature ejaculation, not too fun ! :Oh crap

faked one doing doggie once....

exactly :thumbsup