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  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94735

    #1

    GFY Guys: Have you ever faked an orgasm??

    This happened to me last lost weekend. Knowing that maleness is all about the numbers, I'm "hooking up" with whichever girl that comes my way. The end result was having to fake an orgasm (with a condom on, impossible otherwise) and fleeing the scene in shame.

    Has this ever happened to you??
  • Harambe
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2016
    • 557

    #2
    ask gary ( i'd imagine he'd have to fake it after seeing natalie nude)

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    • OneHungLo
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      • May 2001
      • 40906

      #3
      What did he/she look like?

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      • CaptainHowdy
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        • Dec 2004
        • 94735

        #4
        Originally posted by OneHungLo
        he
        ...

        A petite endomorph girl, slightly out of shape.

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        • nikki99
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          • Nov 2004
          • 23087

          #5
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          • Marigallcan
            Registered User
            • Jun 2016
            • 35

            #6
            Shame man..... but this is really funny. At least the girl didn't realize you faked it
            so you still ok or did she?

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            • bronco67
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2006
              • 29032

              #7
              If you call cumming "exactly when I want" faking, then yes I have faked.

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              • wehateporn
                Promoting Debate on GFY
                • Apr 2007
                • 27176

                #8
                Best not to finish at all, as then your instincts are even more powerful next time

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                • kane
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 20684

                  #9
                  Once on the phone. The GF was away and called me up one night horny. We were having some hot conversation, but it seemed to be dragging on and I was very tired (she called in the middle of the night). She wanted me to finish so I faked it and then went back to sleep.

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                  • pimpmaster9000
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                    • Dec 2011
                    • 26732

                    #10
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                    • NatalieK
                      Natalie K
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 20118

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Harambe
                      ask gary ( i'd imagine he'd have to fake it after seeing natalie nude)
                      lol, maybe I'll answer for Gary. But hey Harambe, I won't, as he says he's never had that problem as he's always cum with every girl, coz he's a nymphomaniac (loves the pussy) & never fakes

                      @ CaptainH, you sound like you was in a position not able to cum, it can happen, was you wrecked at the time?

                      Not every man can cum everytime, sometimes if you're pissed or stressed it happens hun
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                      • ErectMedia
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                        • Aug 2004
                        • 7100

                        #12
                        Never faked, bailed on a few chicks over the years as was afraid they were gonna puke on me from being too drizzunk.

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                        • onwebcam
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                          #13
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                          • NatalieK
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                            • Apr 2010
                            • 20118

                            #14
                            Originally posted by onwebcam
                            yes.....
                            ahhh you can't leave it there, now tell us the story
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                            • freecartoonporn
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                              • Jan 2012
                              • 7683

                              #15
                              nope., but bailed one one super drunk.
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                              • Spunky
                                I need a beer
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 133986

                                #16
                                My hand doesn't care if I cum or not

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                                • Adraco
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2009
                                  • 3745

                                  #17
                                  Sooo from this thread we learned that gary is a faker!?
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                                  • hdbuilder
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                                    • Jun 2012
                                    • 1338

                                    #18
                                    Yeah!, All the time with a girl I was going out with. She was very good looking but awful in bed ...

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                                    • NatalieK
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                                      • Apr 2010
                                      • 20118

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Adraco
                                      Sooo from this thread we learned that gary is a faker!?
                                      how's my partner a faker? He's never needed to fake, he always plays straight up
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                                      • OneHungLo
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • May 2001
                                        • 40906

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by GspotProductions
                                        lol, maybe I'll answer for Gary.
                                        Why do you always refer to yourself in the 3rd person, Gary?

                                        Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode - the Jimmy.


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                                        • Bird
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 4365

                                          #21
                                          Yes I got tired and while doing doggy i pulled out and threw a spit wad on her ass and rubbed it in.
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                                          • Mediamix
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                                            • Sep 2013
                                            • 3228

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by kane
                                            Once on the phone. The GF was away and called me up one night horny. We were having some hot conversation, but it seemed to be dragging on and I was very tired (she called in the middle of the night). She wanted me to finish so I faked it and then went back to sleep.
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                                            • Bladewire
                                              StraightBro
                                              • Aug 2003
                                              • 56228

                                              #23
                                              A few times, when they cum and I'm not ready to blow & I know I can get another in later, or I don't like the way they feel inside or their moaning like a bitch too much I'll fuck them just right & make them cum quick, sometimes fast and hard or slapping their ass just right and pull it tight right as I slide in balls deep and wiggle left to right real quick.


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                                              • NatalieK
                                                Natalie K
                                                • Apr 2010
                                                • 20118

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Bladewire
                                                A few times, when they cum and I'm not ready to blow & I know I can get another in later, or I don't like the way they feel inside or their moaning like a bitch too much I'll fuck them just right & make them cum quick, sometimes fast and hard or slapping their ass just right and pull it tight right as I slide in balls deep and wiggle left to right real quick.
                                                what's with girls making the bullshit noises, it must put you guys on edge. TBH, I'm a bit of a quiet lover. Enjoying the sex, a bit of noise, moaning, groaning, but not squealing & going over board. Or do you all prefer that? Does it make you feel hornier or do you know it's fake?
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                                                • Bladewire
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                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                  • 56228

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by GspotProductions
                                                  what's with girls making the bullshit noises, it must put you guys on edge. TBH, I'm a bit of a quiet lover. Enjoying the sex, a bit of noise, moaning, groaning, but not squealing & going over board. Or do you all prefer that? Does it make you feel hornier or do you know it's fake?
                                                  I fuck young drunk/stoned straight men, or bi curious guys, or swing with a couple & lick his balls and her pussy while they fuck sometime I'll lick his tight ass while he fucks her, always respecting boundaries.

                                                  Fucking pussy is too intimate for me.


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                                                  • NatalieK
                                                    Natalie K
                                                    • Apr 2010
                                                    • 20118

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Bladewire
                                                    I fuck young drunk/stoned straight men, or bi curious guys, or swing with a couple & lick his balls and her pussy while they fuck sometime I'll lick his tight ass while he fucks her, always respecting boundaries.

                                                    Fucking pussy is too intimate for me.
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                                                    • Paul Markham
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                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 52942

                                                      #27
                                                      Some girls will orgasm if they hear their partner cumming, so yes I have.



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                                                      • CaptainHowdy
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                        • 94735

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by kane
                                                        Once on the phone. The GF was away and called me up one night horny. We were having some hot conversation, but it seemed to be dragging on and I was very tired (she called in the middle of the night). She wanted me to finish so I faked it and then went back to sleep.
                                                        ...

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                                                        • Bladewire
                                                          StraightBro
                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 56228

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                          Some girls will orgasm if they hear their partner cumming, so yes I have.
                                                          THAT is gold right there


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                                                          • TheLegacy
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                                                            • Apr 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            By myself sure - just so I could get to bed

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                                                            • romeo22
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                                                              • Mar 2008
                                                              • 23350

                                                              #31
                                                              I havent act..i m too young

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                                                              • Hannes
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                                                                • May 2016
                                                                • 1594

                                                                #32
                                                                all the time.. its second nature to me
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                                                                • Grapesoda
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 46238

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                  This happened to me last lost weekend. Knowing that maleness is all about the numbers, I'm "hooking up" with whichever girl that comes my way. The end result was having to fake an orgasm (with a condom on, impossible otherwise) and fleeing the scene in shame.

                                                                  Has this ever happened to you??
                                                                  you bettcha

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                                                                  • CaptainHowdy
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                    • 94735

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Bladewire
                                                                    I fuck young drunk/stoned straight men, or bi curious guys, or swing with a couple & lick his balls and her pussy while they fuck sometime I'll lick his tight ass while he fucks her, always respecting boundaries.

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                                                                    • beerptrol
                                                                      Confirmed Asshole
                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                      • 12722

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Once in a while when I get a cramp while doing the gf. Just so that she stops!
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                                                                      • donedeal
                                                                        Registered User
                                                                        • Apr 2012
                                                                        • 40

                                                                        #36
                                                                        i have, i peed a little to make it realistic

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                                                                        • 360pornreviews
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                                                                          • Oct 2015
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          yes, when i was too drunk to cum

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                                                                          • astronaut x
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                                                                            • May 2011
                                                                            • 4844

                                                                            #38
                                                                            The real question should be why would you?
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                                                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                              • 94735

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by astronaut x
                                                                              The real question should be why would you?
                                                                              Good question. My answer: just to be over with it (with this given girl).

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                                                                              • Bladewire
                                                                                StraightBro
                                                                                • Aug 2003
                                                                                • 56228

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                                Good question. My answer: just to be over with it (with this given guy).
                                                                                ^^^ That


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                                                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                  • 94735

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Bladewire
                                                                                  ^^^ That

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                                                                                  • mineistaken
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                                                                                    • Apr 2007
                                                                                    • 29656

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Why in shame? In shame would be if you were limp, since you faked it means you were hard just could not cum, there is zero shame in that.

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                                                                                    • VSKevin
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                                                                                      • Apr 2013
                                                                                      • 885

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Yep... just with a girl who was absolutely insatiable. Which is awesome up to the point where my junk is about to break in half. Then you just gotta get out before you end up in the hospital for a dick sprain.

                                                                                      Faking it got me out of it, but she was still kinda pissed.
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                                                                                      • Screwed Up
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                                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                                        • 1120

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Bird
                                                                                        Yes I got tired and while doing doggy i pulled out and threw a spit wad on her ass and rubbed it in.


                                                                                        Originally posted by donedeal
                                                                                        i have, i peed a little to make it realistic


                                                                                        Great thread!


                                                                                        Yes, I did. Several times, mostly when bored and/or tired.
                                                                                        However what I have done more so, is not fake it all. Just stop and say, ok that was enough. Mostly when I know I have a very long day ahead or need to go to workout in 20 min. I never had blue balls.
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                                                                                        • LetterTwenty7
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I would like to fake an orgasm. It would be fun, I guess. Sitting here and trying to imagine how it would look like. Back to writing...
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                                                                                          • Bladewire
                                                                                            StraightBro
                                                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                                                            • 56228

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by VSKevin
                                                                                            Yep... just with a girl who was absolutely insatiable. Which is awesome up to the point where my junk is about to break in half. Then you just gotta get out before you end up in the hospital for a dick sprain.

                                                                                            Faking it got me out of it, but she was still kinda pissed.
                                                                                            So you pissed in her a bit pretending you came? Ugh!


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                                                                                            • Look Chang
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                                                                                              • Sep 2010
                                                                                              • 18255

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Unfortunately most of the time I have premature ejaculation, not too fun !

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                                                                                              • Grapesoda
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                                                • 46238

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                This happened to me last lost weekend. Knowing that maleness is all about the numbers, I'm "hooking up" with whichever girl that comes my way. The end result was having to fake an orgasm (with a condom on, impossible otherwise) and fleeing the scene in shame.

                                                                                                Has this ever happened to you??
                                                                                                faked one doing doggie once....

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                                                                                                • Grapesoda
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                  • 46238

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                  Good question. My answer: just to be over with it (with this given girl).
                                                                                                  exactly

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                                                                                                  • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                                                    • 94735

                                                                                                    #50

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