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EddyTheDog 02-23-2016 06:59 AM

Special Offer - I need Money In PayPal TODAY - Here Is What I Can Do For You...
 
Hey - I need some money in PayPal fast - Here is what I am offering...

Setup and configure up to 10 domains on separate or the same droplets on Digital Ocean - You will get:

The fastest possible WordPress config -


My Install With Configured NGinx And Cache:

Transactions: 219742 hits
Availability: 100.00 %
Elapsed time: 29.03 secs
Data transferred: 729.49 MB
Response time: 0.06 secs
Transaction rate: 7569.48 trans/sec
Throughput: 25.13 MB/sec
Concurrency: 488.02
Successful transactions: 219742
Failed transactions: 0
Longest transaction: 1.45
Shortest transaction: 0.00



Standard Install With Digital Ocean WordPress Droplet:

Transactions: 2796 hits
Availability: 100.00 %
Elapsed time: 29.30 secs
Data transferred: 8.82 MB
Response time: 3.11 secs
Transaction rate: 95.43 trans/sec
Throughput: 0.30 MB/sec
Concurrency: 296.49
Successful transactions: 2796
Failed transactions: 0
Longest transaction: 24.30
Shortest transaction: 0.00


Aprox. 80X faster = Google will love you.

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Either standard or network WordPress install with sub-domains.

You can get domains from NameCheap for 88c currently.

You will need to point them to Digital Ocean name servers - Or I can do that for you if you trust me with your NameCheap account.

I will then need access to a funded Digital Ocean account - If you don't have a DO account use the link at the bottom of the post and you will get a $10 credit - You don't need to fund the account yourself to get the credit.

If you want any plug-ins or themes installed let me know.

You will need to allow 72hrs max - Probably less.

As a bonus - I am developing a WhiteLabel system for Chaturbate/Bonga - It should be up and ready in a few weeks - I will give you an unlimited domain licence when complete - Pricing is to be determined, but you will defiantly win out on the deal.

This is a great opportunity to get a network of sites up and running - $100 including White Label script when ready.

I will need the PayPal today! - That's the only catch - I have been on GFY for over 15 years in one form or another. I don't think anyone has ever complained about the way I operate in all those years.

Your total outlay could be as little as $108.80 - Not bad!

I will take on more than one job, but it will be first come first served so allow extra time.

Digital Ocean Link: Simple Cloud Infrastructure for Developers | DigitalOcean

Of course if someone just wants to lend me $200 for a couple of weeks that would be good as well:upsidedow.....

CaptainHowdy 02-23-2016 07:17 AM


stoka 02-23-2016 08:09 AM

i can lend you skrill funds. Pm me

Penny24Seven 02-23-2016 09:42 AM

no this means you are a broke ass bitch, You can't even afford a can of coke you broke fucker LOL. No you are not getting away with this LOL

EddyTheDog 02-23-2016 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stoka (Post 20736419)
i can lend you skrill funds. Pm me

Thanks - I don't have a Skrill account though I am afraid - Really grateful for the offer, much appreciated...

EddyTheDog 02-23-2016 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 20736495)
no this means you are a broke ass bitch, You can't even afford a can of coke you broke fucker LOL. No you are not getting away with this LOL

I clearly state in the title and on the first line I need some money - What am I trying to get away with exactly?..

It's what happens when more money goes out of your account than goes in - It's all fairly simple.....

blogspot 02-23-2016 10:31 AM

good luck mate

brassmonkey 02-23-2016 10:36 AM

good luck eddy how much you need?

ITraffic 02-23-2016 10:40 AM

just contacted your local pub and pre-paid for a few drinks. you should be good to go.

EddyTheDog 02-23-2016 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20736544)
good luck eddy how much you need?

Thanks - A couple of hundred...

Quote:

Originally Posted by ITraffic (Post 20736549)
just contacted your local pub and pre-paid for a few drinks. you should be good to go.

I have been on the wagon for over a month - The local pub called the police and reported me missing...

brassmonkey 02-23-2016 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ITraffic (Post 20736549)
just contacted your local pub and pre-paid for a few drinks. you should be good to go.

dood can you hook me up at hooters on 7th street and van buren? phoenix? :1orglaugh j/k!

3xmedia 02-23-2016 10:52 AM

sucks when you have to solve your financial issues on GFY... :Oh crap

btw, show us some samples, show us your sites, so we can check how fast they are.

EddyTheDog 02-23-2016 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3xmedia (Post 20736560)
sucks when you have to solve your financial issues on GFY... :Oh crap

btw, show us some samples, show us your sites, so we can check how fast they are.

Yeah - The bank seem to have withdrawn their support - They got pissy when they found out I am now officially a Spanish resident...

MoreMagic 02-23-2016 11:58 AM

Contact me at skype orangecows i will help you.

Google Expert 02-23-2016 12:16 PM

Try sucking cocks on camera, chaturbate etc.

With your experience, you should be able to make a few bucks.

EddyTheDog 02-23-2016 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muad'Dib (Post 20736659)
Try sucking cocks on camera, chaturbate etc.

With your experience, you should be able to make a few bucks.

lol - Nobody will pay to see that - I am not even sure I count as a 'niche' these days...

MoreMagic 02-23-2016 12:48 PM

i suppose you don't need help any more.

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20736663)
lol - Nobody will pay to see that - I am not even sure I count as a 'niche' these days...


EddyTheDog 02-23-2016 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoreMagic (Post 20736716)
i suppose you don't need help any more.

Sorry, I totally missed your previous post...

I am OK for the loan - However if you need the WP sites done I am happy to still do that - It will keep me busy anyway:winkwink:.....

Thanks for the offer:).....

sarettah 02-24-2016 03:55 AM

to the top for someone willing to work for a living

:thumbsup

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EddyTheDog 02-24-2016 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 20737252)
to the top for someone willing to work for a living

:thumbsup

.

Thanks:winkwink:...


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