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  • EddyTheDog
    Just Doing My Own Thing
    • Jan 2011
    • 25433

    #1

    Business Special Offer - I need Money In PayPal TODAY - Here Is What I Can Do For You...

    Hey - I need some money in PayPal fast - Here is what I am offering...

    Setup and configure up to 10 domains on separate or the same droplets on Digital Ocean - You will get:

    The fastest possible WordPress config -


    My Install With Configured NGinx And Cache:

    Transactions: 219742 hits
    Availability: 100.00 %
    Elapsed time: 29.03 secs
    Data transferred: 729.49 MB
    Response time: 0.06 secs
    Transaction rate: 7569.48 trans/sec
    Throughput: 25.13 MB/sec
    Concurrency: 488.02
    Successful transactions: 219742
    Failed transactions: 0
    Longest transaction: 1.45
    Shortest transaction: 0.00



    Standard Install With Digital Ocean WordPress Droplet:

    Transactions: 2796 hits
    Availability: 100.00 %
    Elapsed time: 29.30 secs
    Data transferred: 8.82 MB
    Response time: 3.11 secs
    Transaction rate: 95.43 trans/sec
    Throughput: 0.30 MB/sec
    Concurrency: 296.49
    Successful transactions: 2796
    Failed transactions: 0
    Longest transaction: 24.30
    Shortest transaction: 0.00


    Aprox. 80X faster = Google will love you.

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    Either standard or network WordPress install with sub-domains.

    You can get domains from NameCheap for 88c currently.

    You will need to point them to Digital Ocean name servers - Or I can do that for you if you trust me with your NameCheap account.

    I will then need access to a funded Digital Ocean account - If you don't have a DO account use the link at the bottom of the post and you will get a $10 credit - You don't need to fund the account yourself to get the credit.

    If you want any plug-ins or themes installed let me know.

    You will need to allow 72hrs max - Probably less.

    As a bonus - I am developing a WhiteLabel system for Chaturbate/Bonga - It should be up and ready in a few weeks - I will give you an unlimited domain licence when complete - Pricing is to be determined, but you will defiantly win out on the deal.

    This is a great opportunity to get a network of sites up and running - $100 including White Label script when ready.

    I will need the PayPal today! - That's the only catch - I have been on GFY for over 15 years in one form or another. I don't think anyone has ever complained about the way I operate in all those years.

    Your total outlay could be as little as $108.80 - Not bad!

    I will take on more than one job, but it will be first come first served so allow extra time.

    Digital Ocean Link: Simple Cloud Infrastructure for Developers | DigitalOcean

    Of course if someone just wants to lend me $200 for a couple of weeks that would be good as well.....
  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94727

    #2

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    • stoka
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2005
      • 956

      #3
      i can lend you skrill funds. Pm me

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      • Penny24Seven
        So Fucking What
        • Jun 2007
        • 6287

        #4
        no this means you are a broke ass bitch, You can't even afford a can of coke you broke fucker LOL. No you are not getting away with this LOL
        Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

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        • EddyTheDog
          Just Doing My Own Thing
          • Jan 2011
          • 25433

          #5
          Originally posted by stoka
          i can lend you skrill funds. Pm me
          Thanks - I don't have a Skrill account though I am afraid - Really grateful for the offer, much appreciated...

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          • EddyTheDog
            Just Doing My Own Thing
            • Jan 2011
            • 25433

            #6
            Originally posted by Brian837
            no this means you are a broke ass bitch, You can't even afford a can of coke you broke fucker LOL. No you are not getting away with this LOL
            I clearly state in the title and on the first line I need some money - What am I trying to get away with exactly?..

            It's what happens when more money goes out of your account than goes in - It's all fairly simple.....

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            • blogspot
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jan 2016
              • 292

              #7
              good luck mate

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              • brassmonkey
                Pay It Forward
                • Sep 2005
                • 77396

                #8
                good luck eddy how much you need?
                TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
                DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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                • ITraffic
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2013
                  • 2725

                  #9
                  just contacted your local pub and pre-paid for a few drinks. you should be good to go.

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                  • EddyTheDog
                    Just Doing My Own Thing
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 25433

                    #10
                    Originally posted by brassmonkey
                    good luck eddy how much you need?
                    Thanks - A couple of hundred...

                    Originally posted by ITraffic
                    just contacted your local pub and pre-paid for a few drinks. you should be good to go.
                    I have been on the wagon for over a month - The local pub called the police and reported me missing...

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                    • brassmonkey
                      Pay It Forward
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 77396

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ITraffic
                      just contacted your local pub and pre-paid for a few drinks. you should be good to go.
                      dood can you hook me up at hooters on 7th street and van buren? phoenix? j/k!
                      TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
                      DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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                      • 3xmedia
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 5738

                        #12
                        sucks when you have to solve your financial issues on GFY...

                        btw, show us some samples, show us your sites, so we can check how fast they are.
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                        • EddyTheDog
                          Just Doing My Own Thing
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 25433

                          #13
                          Originally posted by 3xmedia
                          sucks when you have to solve your financial issues on GFY...

                          btw, show us some samples, show us your sites, so we can check how fast they are.
                          Yeah - The bank seem to have withdrawn their support - They got pissy when they found out I am now officially a Spanish resident...

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                          • MoreMagic
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2006
                            • 2851

                            #14
                            Contact me at skype orangecows i will help you.

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                            • Google Expert
                              Webmaster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 14294

                              #15
                              Try sucking cocks on camera, chaturbate etc.

                              With your experience, you should be able to make a few bucks.

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                              • EddyTheDog
                                Just Doing My Own Thing
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 25433

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Muad'Dib
                                Try sucking cocks on camera, chaturbate etc.

                                With your experience, you should be able to make a few bucks.
                                lol - Nobody will pay to see that - I am not even sure I count as a 'niche' these days...

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                                • MoreMagic
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2006
                                  • 2851

                                  #17
                                  i suppose you don't need help any more.

                                  Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                  lol - Nobody will pay to see that - I am not even sure I count as a 'niche' these days...

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                                  • EddyTheDog
                                    Just Doing My Own Thing
                                    • Jan 2011
                                    • 25433

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MoreMagic
                                    i suppose you don't need help any more.
                                    Sorry, I totally missed your previous post...

                                    I am OK for the loan - However if you need the WP sites done I am happy to still do that - It will keep me busy anyway.....

                                    Thanks for the offer.....

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                                    • sarettah
                                      see you later, I'm gone
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 14293

                                      #19
                                      to the top for someone willing to work for a living



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                                      • EddyTheDog
                                        Just Doing My Own Thing
                                        • Jan 2011
                                        • 25433

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by sarettah
                                        to the top for someone willing to work for a living



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                                        Thanks...

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