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theking 08-01-2014 11:27 PM

I got home from the hospital
 
...about an hour ago What a miserable...fucking...day. I arrived at 6:00 AM as called for. I was booked in and prepped for surgery which took two full hours. Surgery began at 8:00 AM and ended at around 11:15. I was taken to a recovery room where I spent the next number of hours flat on my back and was told not to move or lift my head. During those hours at some point two nurses came in and told me they were there to remove a tube that was intentionally left in to plug the entry point of an artery in my groin. They fucked it up and I began to bleed...not outside my skin but on the inside. One of them...one strong bitch...applied pressure by hand on my groin...they called in a third nurse to assist them and the next hour they worked feverishly to get my blood pressure down to a level that the could repair the damage. This hurt like a son of a bitch on top of the severe pain I suffer with 24/7. They got things repaired and told me I would have to continue laying flat on my back...not moving...and not to lift my head...until 6:30 PM. My back is the major cause of the pain I suffer with 24/7 and I normally cannot lay down more than a couple of hours at best before my back starts screaming...which it did after a couple of hours. I tell the nurse that I cannot lay there until 6:30 so she had to go to plan B. She did not have a plan B and said I just had to bear it.

At 5:00 PM I started yelling out and a nurse came in that had replaced the other nurse because it was time for a shift change. I told the new nurse what had been going on and about my back etc. and that I was going to get up and walk out of the hospital and be damned the consequences and I started to rise and she quickly pushed me back down.

She asked me if being put on my side would help me with the pain in my back. WELL HELL yes it would but the other nurse said I had to be flat on my back...motionless and not to even raise my head. The nurse said no that...I of course be on my side...and not move or lift my head. I then managed to stick it out till 6:30 just to then learn that I could now get out of bed only to sit quietly in a chair or I could use the bathroom which I desperately needed to do...and that I could not get dressed or leave until the Surgeon cane by to see me

At 7:30 he showed up and told me that they wanted to put six stints in me but once they saw a dye map of my arteries...they were to damaged so they only put in four. Basically he said my arteries through out my body are terribly damaged from to many years of smoking and not much of anything can be done about it. He said that maybe they could perform a couple of by passes to my heart when the time comes for it to begin to fail.

I told him no thanks I will work with what I have as long as I have it or can tolerate having it.

brassmonkey 08-01-2014 11:51 PM

hope all that puffing was worth it. :2 cents:

shake 08-01-2014 11:52 PM

That sounds like a hell of a crappy day.

newB 08-02-2014 12:10 AM

CliffsNotes version:
Today a girl touched me in my happy place.

martinsc 08-02-2014 12:15 AM

what a day.....

isexybody 08-02-2014 12:26 AM

I must say, poor guy, your luck is really bad!

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suesheboy 08-02-2014 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20179121)
hope all that puffing was worth it. :2 cents:

Make sure to spread the word to others that smoke.

Barry-xlovecam 08-02-2014 06:27 AM

I have had 3 angiograms/lower drip arteriograms and 1 Peripheral angioplasty (PA) with stents -- 4 times! You have described that procedure to a tee.

Yes you spend 3 to 6 hours like a turtle on its back -- totally sucks.

The danger is in removing the catheter that is inserted where your groin meets your leg. The whole affair is a miserable procedure. The catheter is removed after the procedure by a surgical nurse and they have to compress the wound by hand and then apply a compression bandage. The femoral artery is the large major artery to your leg. If you hemorrhage internally there you will bleed out quickly.

Smokers, like I was: 2 packs a day/40yrs, are 10 times more likely to develop hardened arteries that have clotting and circulation problems to the legs, pelvis, renal (kidney), heart and brain.

It's called arteriosclerosis and it will kill you before your time.

Sorry your prognosis is not good. They managed to stent 2 places in my right upper femoral artery that were 99% occluded (clotted) cost $44K (chargemaster price) to salvage that leg ... They left some lower rear minor coronary arteries that are blocked closed on my heart and I did grow collateral circulation, the Lexiscan tests proved this out. So, the body can grow new small coronary arteries feeding blood to the heart so as to circumnavigate blood and replace the blocked arteries.

I would consider stenting if the top (main branches) coronary arteries show greater than 80% occlusion (blockage). Open Heart Bypass surgery may come after a heart attack and it requires breaking your ribs to perform open heart surgery. One or two months to recover - - a nasty affair even if all goes well.

EngineCash 08-02-2014 07:35 AM

WOW, really bad day, hum? :(

directfiesta 08-02-2014 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by isexybody (Post 20179152)
I must say, poor guy, your luck is really bad!

Don`t forget ... he is at his second life :(

SplatterMaster 08-02-2014 09:13 AM

The surgeon left a tube in you? Wonder why he didn't close with an Angio-Seal?


Barry-xlovecam 08-02-2014 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplatterMaster (Post 20179516)
Angio-Seal?

Thanks, I couldn't think of what that was called. I wanted to say a "grommet" it's like a grommet a 'sheath" they guide the catheter tube and wire into your arteries through it then seal it when they finish like a cork in a bottle. The catheter assembly is like a scientific roto rooter and you can feel the damn thing sliding around as they work. They gave me a Demerol drip IV -- no fun at all.

candyflip 08-02-2014 01:35 PM

And there's not a single other person in the world who cares, so you let a message board where no one cares know.

Thanks.

CDSmith 08-02-2014 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 20179670)
They gave me a Demerol drip IV -- no fun at all.

Actually the demerol would be the most fun thing about it. :D

Must have been a while back, they don't much use D any more, at least not where I am. It's all morphine these days. Morphine does bad things to my nerves, but back in the day that demerol was pretty good stuff as I recall.


TheKing, shoot me a note to [email protected] when you get a chance.

beerptrol 08-02-2014 02:43 PM

I just took a shit!

mineistaken 08-02-2014 02:48 PM

If this story would not make smokers stop smoking then... How stupid should one be to start smoking knowing the damage?
Einstein was right about endless stupidity in the world.

Seth Manson 08-02-2014 03:10 PM

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topnotch, standup guy 08-02-2014 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20179214)

Hey butt boy, was that comment really necessary?

The guy might come off as a jerk here more often than not, but nobody deserves bad health.

Watch that your life choices don't result in you shitting your pants every time your vehicle passes over a bump :2 cents:
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NEW XTC 08-02-2014 03:55 PM

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Spunky 08-02-2014 06:30 PM

Get well soon

baddog 08-02-2014 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topnotch, standup guy (Post 20179771)
Hey butt boy, was that comment really necessary?

The guy might come off as a jerk here more often than not, but nobody deserves bad health.

Watch that your life choices don't result in you shitting your pants every time your vehicle passes over a bump :2 cents:
.

The irony is that butt boy is most likely one of those gays that has to make sure anyone within eyesight knows he is gay.

SplatterMaster 08-02-2014 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20179729)
If this story would not make smokers stop smoking then... How stupid should one be to start smoking knowing the damage?
Einstein was right about endless stupidity in the world.

True today, not so much when I was young. Back then smoking was a good way to relax. Or so the tobacco companies wanted us to believe :pimp Old folks still find it hard to believe smoking is so bad

baddog 08-02-2014 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplatterMaster (Post 20179857)
True today, not so much when I was young. Back then smoking was a good way to relax. Or so the tobacco companies wanted us to believe :pimp Old folks still find it hard to believe smoking is so bad

Advertisers would make you think they would warm you up if you were standing outside in the snow

SplatterMaster 08-02-2014 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20179859)
Advertisers would make you think they would warm you up if you were standing outside in the snow

Yup and all the hot women smoked :winkwink:

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SplatterMaster 08-02-2014 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 20179670)
Thanks, I couldn't think of what that was called. I wanted to say a "grommet" it's like a grommet a 'sheath" they guide the catheter tube and wire into your arteries through it then seal it when they finish like a cork in a bottle. The catheter assembly is like a scientific roto rooter and you can feel the damn thing sliding around as they work. They gave me a Demerol drip IV -- no fun at all.

They used some kind of twilight drug on me. Wasn?t Demerol though. Only thing I really felt was the balloon pressure when it was inflated. The twilight drug works pretty good on me, I don?t remember much at all except them telling me to hold my breath when they inject the contrast, and the balloon inflation.
I?ve had 3 peripheral angioplasty surgeries and 1 by-pass in the last year and half. Probably will need more PA soon. I think my body is rejecting the stints and blood is clotting at them. I do ok for a month after surgery then my legs start getting blocked again and they have to go back in the same area to clean it out.

Rochard 08-02-2014 08:33 PM

Let's look at the upside.... You are alive so that's good.

topnotch, standup guy 08-02-2014 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20179844)
The irony is that butt boy is most likely one of those gays that has to make sure anyone within eyesight knows he is gay.

So it would seem.

Nothing wrong with being gay, but this constant in-your-face shit gets old real fast.

.

brassmonkey 08-02-2014 09:46 PM

i ate one of those huge 7-11 burritos. next day was violent :( :helpme :1orglaugh they are good but they need a warning label :disgust

sonofsam 08-02-2014 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20179844)
The irony is that butt boy is most likely one of those gays that has to make sure anyone within eyesight knows he is gay.

"one of those gays"

You'd think someone in adult wouldn't be so homophobic. I'll give you a pass though, since you grew up in the 1920s

Seth Manson 08-02-2014 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20179906)
"one of those gays"

You'd think someone in adult wouldn't be so homophobic. I'll give you a pass though, since you grew up in the 1920s

And if he had said "one of those guys" I guess you'd find a way to complain about that as well?

Barry-xlovecam 08-03-2014 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplatterMaster (Post 20179871)
They used some kind of twilight drug on me. Wasn?t Demerol though. Only thing I really felt was the balloon pressure when it was inflated. The twilight drug works pretty good on me, I don?t remember much at all except them telling me to hold my breath when they inject the contrast, and the balloon inflation.
I?ve had 3 peripheral angioplasty surgeries and 1 by-pass in the last year and half. Probably will need more PA soon. I think my body is rejecting the stints and blood is clotting at them. I do ok for a month after surgery then my legs start getting blocked again and they have to go back in the same area to clean it out.

They did Cryoplasty for me http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23934945 I specifically asked for that, my cardiologist looked a bit puzzled by the request. That is why it cost $44k? There were 2 doctors/surgeons present and a lot of discussion on the best way to proceed for the two hours in surgery to do one leg in 2 places. Bottom line -- that was two years ago and I have improved in my walking time without IC a lot. Restenosis is common in PAD. So, I think it was the Cryoplasty as I doubt it being just my "good luck" ... I am pretty sure the Doctor said Demerol I was surprised also -- yes the wire snaking in your arteries and the compression of the balloon to the artery wall.

I said stents in error, they just did the Cryoplasty compression. The area was in the upper femoral artery where there is a lot of movement, the surgeon did not want to stent for that reason.

I don't know if my continual use of Plavix (Clopidogrel) and Aspirin 325gr may also be a factor in the lasting result. The success rate is better with the drug-eluting stent (DES) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug-eluting_stent in the case they are not using them.

baddog 08-03-2014 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20179906)
"one of those gays"

You'd think someone in adult wouldn't be so homophobic. I'll give you a pass though, since you grew up in the 1920s

Fuck off faggot

SplatterMaster 08-03-2014 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 20180116)


I don't know if my continual use of Plavix (Clopidogrel) and Aspirin 325gr may also be a factor in the lasting result. The success rate is better with the drug-eluting stent (DES) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug-eluting_stent in the case they are not using them.

I have 5 DES stents in one leg and just a regular stent in the other. The DES are the ones I seem to be having the problems with.
And yea, on Plavix with an aspirin kicker. I also take a statin and blood pressure meds.

NewNick 08-03-2014 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20180196)
Fuck off faggot

+1
:1orglaugh

dyna mo 08-03-2014 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20180196)
Fuck off faggot

Well played. Outstanding even

Barry-xlovecam 08-03-2014 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplatterMaster (Post 20180225)
I have 5 DES stents in one leg and just a regular stent in the other. The DES are the ones I seem to be having the problems with.
And yea, on Plavix with an aspirin kicker. I also take a statin and blood pressure meds.

That sucks ... I guess I got lucky (so far) with my "repair job" :Oh crap I am 71%L and 84%R so it's within tolerance ...

RandyRandy 08-03-2014 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20180196)
Fuck off faggot

Bonus points for alliteration!

TheSquealer 08-03-2014 05:43 PM

It's quite sad that someone who is nearing the end of their life, lives a life so empty and devoid of human warmth and contact, that he has to continually use gfy as a twitter feed, sharing personal Info and usually mundane experiences with people who do little more than ridicule him for every post he makes as his only real means of socializing with others.

It's a pity you weren't killed in battle. At least them people would remember you as a soldier who died for his country,.... not a crazy old reclusive, people hating fuck who's own children abandoned him and who is 3 insane forum posts away from becoming the unibomber or an aged Timothy McVeigh

theking 08-03-2014 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20180546)
It's quite sad that someone who is nearing the end of their life, lives a life so empty and devoid of human warmth and contact, that he has to continually use gfy as a twitter feed, sharing personal Info and usually mundane experiences with people who do little more than ridicule him for every post he makes as his only real means of socializing with others.

It's a pity you weren't killed in battle. At least them people would remember you as a soldier who died for his country,.... not a crazy old reclusive, people hating fuck who's own children abandoned him and who is 3 insane forum posts away from becoming the unibomber or an aged Timothy McVeigh

More psycho babble from TheSquealer. My lifestyle is by my choice...sport. BTW...I have never had children. It was a decision I made in my mid twenties or so.

420 08-03-2014 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking (Post 20180567)
More psycho babble from TheSquealer. My lifestyle is by my choice...sport. BTW...I have never had children. It was a decision I made in my mid twenties or so.

Fair enough. But, aren't you pretending to be the unibomber? I thought that was your shtick.

baddog 08-03-2014 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandyRandy (Post 20180544)
Bonus points for alliteration!

:1orglaugh

TheSquealer 08-03-2014 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking (Post 20180567)
More psycho babble from TheSquealer. My lifestyle is by my choice...sport. .

Of course,... your "choice". Every other anti-social and deranged lunatic in history, said the same. Your posting here itself, is little more than the desperate cry for help of a man who finds himself in his twilight years, with nothing and no one.

theking 08-03-2014 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20180577)
Of course,... your "choice". Every other anti-social and deranged lunatic in history, said the same. Your posting here itself, is little more than the desperate cry for help of a man who finds himself in his twilight years, with nothing and no one.

Pigshit...but I do suspect that is a self description. You are now dismissed...troll.

michael.kickass 08-04-2014 08:54 AM

Wish you a full recovery soon man.

NEW XTC 08-04-2014 10:23 AM

if any of you guys with heart or arterial problems are still eating meat you're insane - watch this whole movie

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Va2k 08-04-2014 10:32 AM

When I had my Heart Attacks yes With a S I had the stints put in my leg then my arm then back to my leg when all said and done I have 5 stints, 1 artery was at 98% blocked the lowest was in the 70's but my MAIN one, is 80% so next heart attack guess I will be getting the bypass :(

PaperstreetWinston 08-04-2014 02:40 PM

Here's to a speedy recovery!


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