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wehateporn 07-07-2014 03:31 PM

Edgeprod is a talented chap,
He can code, fight and rap,
He works in adult so is a bit of a perv,
He has enough BitCoins to buy the Federal Reserve.

ilnjscb 07-07-2014 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InfoGuy (Post 20148434)
Are you trying to hookup with a blind date from GFY? :1orglaugh

Bizniss is my goal
Not a date with a fatty
which is all I'd get

wehateporn 07-07-2014 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 20150775)
Bizniss is my goal
Not a date with a fatty
which is all I'd get

The bulge is not just the big wallet in his pocket
Play your cards right and you'll see it's more of a rocket
Many girls think it's just a big wad
but everyone walks funny after he's given them a prod

edgeprod 07-07-2014 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muad'Dib (Post 20150725)
where is your partner Theo with all our money?

It's quite appropriate,
You named yourself after Dune.
Your comments about "Theo",
Mark you as quite the buffoon.

If you mean Chio the Pirate,
I would surely like to know,
He ran off with MY money too,
Ask Shoehorn!, his old bro.

Zak from YellowFiber,
Was pretty cozy with him as well,
But as far as I'm concerned,
James May can rot in hell.

edgeprod 07-07-2014 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20150730)
Edgeprod is a talented chap,
He can code, fight and rap,
He works in adult so is a bit of a perv,
He has enough BitCoins to buy the Federal Reserve.

I don't know about fighting,
My face was turned into a mess,
But as far as Bitcoins go,
I've got more than a few, I confess.

Google Expert 07-07-2014 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 20150937)
It's quite appropriate,
You named yourself after Dune.
Your comments about "Theo",
Mark you as quite the buffoon.

Theo the theologian, Chio the pirate

who the fuck knows what other fake nicks he had.

kittykatt 07-07-2014 11:17 PM

which is more important, big tits or a big ass?

edgeprod 07-08-2014 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muad'Dib (Post 20151133)
Theo the theologian, Chio the pirate

who the fuck knows what other fake nicks he had.

He had many nicks,
All over this place,
But regardless of how many nicks he had,
He certainly had more than once face.

edgeprod 07-08-2014 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kittykatt (Post 20151162)
which is more important, big tits or a big ass?

A big ass if very nice,
But big tits seem better,
If you're asking me to choose,
A nice rack will make me go get 'er.

_Richard_ 07-08-2014 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 20150641)
Another guy who can't read titles,
I should have just said poems.
Giving myself the option of a haiku,
Has brought fools out in droves.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mineistaken 07-08-2014 02:12 PM

How come did Brazil get 5 straight goals in the first 29 minutes of the semi final?

edgeprod 07-08-2014 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20152031)
How come did Brazil get 5 straight goals in the first 29 minutes of the semi final?

I've seen your posts,
And decided you're lame,
But it you think Brazil scored 5,
You watched the wrong game.

dicknipples 07-08-2014 02:23 PM

Why are you not a famous rapper? Clearly you're way above Lil Wayne's skills.

edgeprod 07-08-2014 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa (Post 20152052)
Why are you not a famous rapper? Clearly you're way above Lil Wayne's skills.

When I spit fresh rhymes,
Other rappers die of fright.
Can't do it as a career,
My skin's too light.

dicknipples 07-08-2014 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 20152165)
When I spit fresh rhymes,
Other rappers die of fright.
Can't do it as a career,
My skin's too light.

Tell that to Eminem!

kittykatt 07-09-2014 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 20152035)
I've seen your posts,
And decided you're lame,
But it you think Brazil scored 5,
You watched the wrong game.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme

420 07-09-2014 05:00 AM

Did you get this mt gox postcard?

edgeprod 07-09-2014 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20152665)
Did you get this mt gox postcard?

I've been traveling too much to get mail,
But I heard some ran to the Japanese police,
And the final resolution,
Was those people got funds released.

mineistaken 07-09-2014 03:53 PM

Ok, probably last football themed question, but most important - which team will win the cup on Sunday?

edgeprod 07-09-2014 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20153325)
Ok, probably last football themed question, but most important - which team will win the cup on Sunday?

Soccer isn't my thing,
They act like women in men's wigs,
But aside from being a moron,
Your Sig is way too fucking big.


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