I'm FUCKING pissed I got arrested for....
 

WTF! man I just got home from the Fucking Police Station I was Locked In a cell for 8hours! I was arrested at 10pm its now 7:00am
DNA sample, Finger Prints, Trainer Prints and Photo I feel fucking rapped!
Guess what I fucking got nicked for.......
"PC53001 Having a offensive weapon in public"

WTF I Had my Telescopic baton in my glove box???????
(just like this)
http://www.stungunsandtasers.com/ima...steelbaton.jpg
I also got fucking charged! so I gotta go court on Thursday :feels-hot

GO FUCK YOURSELF PC MATHEW STAIN!:321GFY

That blows! I got arrested before for some shit like that too. They searched my car, and found a switchblade and some brass knuckles in my trunk. I was in process of moving, and got pulled over.

This country is going to the shitter. I think we need to overthrow the P.D. and put in some intelligent people who actually know the law, and don't just blindly enforce their opinions of the law.

WTF?!?! That's not a weapon, it's a glorified STICK! Thank God it wasn't a SHARP stick or you could be in REAL trouble! Where the fuck are you from? I've never heard of a baton being illegal.

Geee.. I drove down the road passed a mess of cops the other day with a load of 2 by 4's and they didn't even bat an eye. :)

god damn, I keep an ASP identical to that one in my car..... Basically use it to whack hard snow off around my wheels and stuff......... Hrmm time to bring it inside

As U.S. citizens, we have the inalienable right to use our property. The Government does not have the right to change or alter our inalienable rights, and they do not have the right to turn those rights into privelages.

:BangBang:

what was the charge?

The Good ones Break bones Instantly :)

I use to have one But i got in trouble

I'm In the London (UK)
The police are fucking dumb here the joke is they have the same baton on there Belt!

Got that right. Like the big internet "drug paraphernalia" bust. I can go to the local drug store and buy a traditional wooden pipe and smoke weed from it. BUT, if I buy a pipe made of glass with some "psychedelic" color scheme, that is illegal drug paraphernalia. What kind of fucking crap is that to judge the intedend use of a pipe because of it's appearence? I know I'm preaching to the choir but goddamn that just pisses me off that shit flies for even one second.

If you stopped a terrorist from blowing up a building with your telescopic baton they wouldn't have arrested you.

So, what sort of logic is that? You have the weapon out and use it against a terrorist and they wouldn't arrest you for that... however, if it's in your glove box... You get taken in, an fined?????

This country is the most bass ackward country on the planet.
:2 cents:

Right I'll copy this shit word for word

---Record of Charge

PC53001 HAVING OFFENSIVE WEAPON IN PUBLIC

On 08 March 2003 at Ballaards Lane N12 in a public place without Lawful authority or Reasonable excuse had with you an offensive weapon namely a 26 Inch Friction Lock Batton,

Contrary to Section 1 Prevention of Crime Act 1953

*Get a lawyer and contest it.
If it was in your glove box, that is in your private property, and not in public. You could probably get off on a technicality.

I don't know shite about laws in England but couldn't you demonstrate in court that a LEGAL cricket bat could fuck someone up just as bad, if not worse than a baton? Maybe use your arresting officer's head to demo?

LoL :1orglaugh That cheered me up :thumbsup

No shit! A man's glove box is his castle! Now if you'd been waving it around the pub demanding another drink and breaking shit...THAT"S public!

I like something simple to take down a "inconveniece"
much easier to walk away from when they thik they are bigger than me !

good point but I can't be fucked to argue about all this shit I think the court will just fine me like £100 ($160 USD)

not in Texas is guess?

lol:1orglaugh

do they carry any other weapons? if thats the only weapon an officer carries they must hold it to as hide a regard as a gun? Never been there so I don't know shit about your laws.I know that wouldnt be illegal here unless you were on probation for a similar charge..Kinda like wearing a bullet proof vest is illegal in some instances of probation

Those telescopic batons kick ass. They bust shit up like a mother fucker. Never used one on a person but I have fucked many a cinderblocks up with one. They are designed to cripple.

Last I heard they were illegal in most states based on the "offensive weapon order" from 1988. There was supposed to be an amendment to the law to correct the wording but I have not kept up with it.

American law. Edited because I just read this was a British issue.

They also carry CS Spray (Pepper)

:feels-hot FUCK THE POLICE :feels-hot

HAHAHA, oh man.................... uk?


you'll probably get 2 life sentences for that, whilst the guy who murders your family and burns down the house while you're in jail will get 3 weeks & community service.


that's the uk for ya. :)

Good thing they didn't find the monkey wrench and crowbar in your trunk! :1orglaugh

Yea, those things are pretty deadly.. I remember attending a seminar on law enforcement tactics, and they had a big speil on those things..
the way they are weighted and balanced and made they are a hell of a lot more than a metal rod..
you can VERY easily shatter someones leg into peices with a stroke of that thing..

A shot in the head will kill someone without much trouble..
the main fact is that you can crumple it up and fit it in your pocket, that is why it is an offense to carry one..

That sucks. :(

Sounds like the legal system here in the USA.

You Got that right!

Man I would go Down for life If your Police found the shit I got in my car

Next time just keep a bar of soap and a sock in the car..
Put the soap in the sock and ya can knock a dudes dick stiff with it....LOL
PS..The longer the sock the more the ZONK !!

Crazy... I was thinking that there still are liberal laws in the USA regarding guns / weapons.

I think England gone mad some time ago with their hand gun law...

Honestly I think that in the most western counries it is illegal to carry those batons. However you have the right to protect yourself and your property so, I've unlisenced AirTaser on my pocket & lisenced Ruger on my car. Police have stoped me on traffic few times but never searched the car... do they search the car every time they stop driver in your state? They shouldn't?

Get lawyer and figure out reasonable excuse why you had this "offensive weapon" in secure place on your car. Should not be too big problem to get everything in order.

No man they never search your car I was just unlucky i guess :(
good Idea about the air taser thing though I think I'm going order one of those babys for round the house

I knew a guy back in high school that carried a sock half full of marbles slip-tied to his belt loop.

He said when the cops stopped him, he just claimed to be an avid marble player, always ready for a game. And, when push came to shove, it was handy and would be effective 99% of the time.

But, best of all, when he met up with that 1 out of a 100 that it wasn't effective- he could just take off running and dribble the marbles out behind him...:)

its probibly because its a concealed weapon that you've got done but if it was in your glove box i dont see the problem. I also live in the uk and they sell them in a martial arts shop near me in Grimsby so they're not illegal to buy. But wait if i can leagaly go into a shop and buy one how the FUCK do i get it home am i breaking the law as soon as i take it out the shop?........ "hello!"

That sucks. It's almost like a thought crime - they arrest you for having something in public because, if you have it, there's a chance you might use it. So what's next? You can't have a wife because, if you do, there's a chance you might beat her?

I dunno. That's also a weapon crime on your record. Could mean trouble for you later.

pigs are hahahahas

what the fuck is this censorship bullshit? isnt this meant to be gofuckyourself? not fucken 13 year olds post your asl here board??? for fucken christ sake

Remember, shit rolls down hill. Don't start at the PD level, start at the top..... The White House.

grow up.

What did you get pulled for? Did you give any reason for them to search the car or was the DC just being nosey?

Fuck the Police.

Sneaky fuckers. Hiding in bushes and shit... The lowest scum of the planet.

I've never needed police in my life for anything useful other than to ticket me for riding my bike without a headlight or to pull me over in a redneck speed trap... Or to warn me of a bad neighborhood. Hhahaha... Or to pull me over for having a tail light out... The kind of retarded fucking bullshit that makes their job seem important but they absolutely have no real purpose in life other than to make money off enforcing bullshit regulations that aren't even necessary other than to finance more jelly donuts.

you clearly live in a fucked up state :(

sorry to hear that man, move to Arizona and it's legal to carry a loaded gun as long as you're not a felon...or doing stupid shit with it...

After I was attacked with blood streaming down my face I went to the local bobby at Earl's Court station. I told him that an Algerian had just jumped me and three witnesses watched as I fustrated his plans just long enough to toss my goodies inside the autolocking hotel door. His comeback was "Well what do you want me to do about it?". No report, no description. Lots of indifference to any skin not his own.

I mean in a country where Osama bin Laden stands behind you in the bank queue you have to wonder if they're on top of it.

:glugglug think I need me one of those

That comment reminds me very much of other current events that are going on.

The Baton that you have been talking about is usually called an ASP by the police. :321GFY
The best way to use it is from the collapsed position in your strong hand. If you were to swing your arm in an arc towards the target ( person, cop etc ) the asp would extend and produce about 1200 lbs of pressure on impact. That is a lot when you consider that it only takes about 900lbs to break the femur in an average size adult male. ( the femur being about 1 and 1/2 inches in diameter. )

So. be careful in your use as you would not want to hurt your self.

As for the court issue, I would tell the judge that the cop planted it after you stated " Bad cop. No donut! "



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