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newB 04-27-2014 04:27 PM

Fucking black flies
 
No idea where they are coming from, but I had about 20 (at least) fat black houseflies in the house today. If movies are to be believed, there's some serious supernatural shit about to go down in my living room. :1orglaugh

I keep a clean house, so I'm really curious where they are coming from.

Maqua 04-27-2014 04:52 PM



A bit smaller but these Ont. black flies are a real pain hehe :thumbsup

Just Alex 04-27-2014 05:03 PM

Racist topic name.

MrBottomTooth 04-27-2014 05:04 PM

I get them once a year. Cocksuckers get up into the soffit then somehow make their way in through the ceiling. Since it is a log home it is not exactly air tight everywhere. Now I am dealing with lady bugs. Theyre not as bad though. Apparently flies shit at least once every 4 minutes.

BradBreakfast 04-27-2014 05:07 PM

Used to work maintenance at a fishing lake. I'd slaughter 1000's of flies per day with this stuff, it's great:

http://www.amazon.com/Durvet-QuickBa...words=fly+bait

Jel 04-27-2014 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by newB (Post 20065129)
If movies are to be believed, there's some serious supernatural shit about to go down in my living room. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

SilentKnight 04-27-2014 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by newB (Post 20065129)
No idea where they are coming from, but I had about 20 (at least) fat black houseflies in the house today. If movies are to be believed, there's some serious supernatural shit about to go down in my living room. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Put ghostbusters on speeddial.

We get little flying gnats in my loft office. Our place is 128 yrs. old with old dimensional lumber - a magnet for bugs and insects. They seem to get in to the dead space behind the attic walls...and I'm not a fan of crawling in through the hatch to spray.

Tofu 04-27-2014 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 20065162)
Racist topic name.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

beerptrol 04-27-2014 06:06 PM


brassmonkey 04-27-2014 06:46 PM

you put out rat/mice poison? maybe something died in your wall. :2 cents:

StinkyPink 04-27-2014 07:23 PM

Likely the warm weather, they found a way in when it got cold... now when they try to get out, they are getting out to the inside of your home, not the way they came in.

InfoGuy 04-27-2014 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by newB (Post 20065129)
I keep a clean house, so I'm really curious where they are coming from.

Maybe your neighbor?

ottopottomouse 04-28-2014 02:53 AM

You've got a dead rodent somewhere. Surprised you can't smell it.

CurrentlySober 04-28-2014 03:52 AM

That reminds me of the old joke -

What do you call the black guy thats flying the plane ???






















The PILOT you RACIST !

EngineCash 04-28-2014 06:08 AM

Hahahah... Really supernatural shit... :)

L-Pink 04-28-2014 06:24 AM

Try flushing your toilet

CurrentlySober 04-28-2014 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20065729)
Try flushing your toilet

:mad::mad::mad::disgust:disgust:winkwink::helpme

RebelR 04-28-2014 07:07 AM

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The cluster flies are the genus Pollenia in the blowfly family Calliphoridae. Unlike more familiar blow flies, such as the bluebottle genus Phormia, they do not present a health hazard because they do not lay eggs in human food. They are strictly parasitic on earthworms; the females lay their eggs near earthworm burrows, and the larvae then infest the worms. However, the flies are a nuisance; when the adults emerge in the late summer or autumn, they enter houses to hibernate, often in large numbers; they are difficult to eradicate because they favour inaccessible spaces such as roof and wall cavities. They are often seen on windows of little-used rooms. They are also sometimes known as attic flies.
Any cracks at all in brick, or around windows or in soffits, and the young flies will get in. As soon as the warm weather hits, we have to vacuum them up daily.

Black-flies are worse, they are the small ones that come out in the late spring/early summer and bite.

EonBlue 04-28-2014 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newB (Post 20065129)
No idea where they are coming from, but I had about 20 (at least) fat black houseflies in the house today. If movies are to be believed, there's some serious supernatural shit about to go down in my living room. :1orglaugh

I keep a clean house, so I'm really curious where they are coming from.

Quite possibly these guys:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_fly

They over-winter in attics, wall voids, etc. I had a huge infestation of them a few years back when I lived in the country in a brand new house.

Nothing to do with the cleanliness of the house either. They get in for the warmth in the fall then can't get back outside in the spring.

SekobA 04-28-2014 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 20065201)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sperbonzo 04-28-2014 08:09 AM

When I opened this thread, I was hoping to see a little black fly on black fly action....





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F-U-Jimmy 04-28-2014 08:32 AM

If you live in Maine or New Hampshire, you get fly's twice a year, ladybugs twice a year and fucking huge horse fly's that can take a chunk of flesh out of you if they get the chance. Then you get little black flys for a two month period in the spring. In a way its good for the local birds as they have a ton of fresh food available. And i had never seen so many woodpeckers until moving here....


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