how to WAKE UP
 

ok, i had a strong coffee, put on some loud music, splashed cold water in my face, and had a ginseng tablet. i also jacked off.

i still feel ultra drowsy and not at peak webmastering performance!

any tips guys?

i'm about to go give the hubby a blow job to wake him up. Should do the trick . . .

grrr! i guess thats what i get for referring to all you people as guys. i should be less sexist :-D

I usually toss on some shades, step out onto the balcony of the place I'm staying at right now, and hit up my glass bong while reading the paper. A nice wake and bake puts me into a great mood every day.


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Having 4 alarms located strategically around my room seems to do the trick to waking me up! :Graucho

Yeah i got 2 + my cell phone and i still end up being late

You do realize that when you jack off it releases a hormone that makes you drowsy, right?

Note for women: Why do you think men always want to go to sleep right after sex? :)

Go back to bed lol

Yeah, Jacking off is the last thing you want to do to wake up. Puts me right to sleep.

ThinkGeek has some caffeinated soap you could try!
No shit, its supposed to absorb through the skin during the morning shower.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/5a65/
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/acti...um/20fb567.jpg

Smack yourself in the nuts with a golf club. If you don't pass out, I guarantee you'll be wide awake.

Lol that's what I call a rude awakening :)

we plug the stereo into a digital timer and set it for wake up..

System of a Down - Chop Suey first thing in the morning.. It does the job.

And 3 alarms to back that up.

I will second that opinion

aww, thats hot