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a1ka1ine · 03-07-2003, 01:22 PM

ok, i had a strong coffee, put on some loud music, splashed cold water in my face, and had a ginseng tablet. i also jacked off.

i still feel ultra drowsy and not at peak webmastering performance!

any tips guys?

dchottie · 03-07-2003, 01:23 PM

i'm about to go give the hubby a blow job to wake him up. Should do the trick . . .

a1ka1ine · 03-07-2003, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by dchottie
i'm about to go give the hubby a blow job to wake him up. Should do the trick . . .

grrr! i guess thats what i get for referring to all you people as guys. i should be less sexist :-D

Rich · 03-07-2003, 01:30 PM

I usually toss on some shades, step out onto the balcony of the place I'm staying at right now, and hit up my glass bong while reading the paper. A nice wake and bake puts me into a great mood every day.

AdultNex · 03-07-2003, 02:15 PM

Having 4 alarms located strategically around my room seems to do the trick to waking me up!

Dildozer · 03-07-2003, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by AdultNex
Having 4 alarms located strategically around my room seems to do the trick to waking me up!

Yeah i got 2 + my cell phone and i still end up being late

The Porn Dude · 03-07-2003, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by dchottie
i'm about to go give the hubby a blow job to wake him up. Should do the trick . . .

Your husband is a very lucky man

Hardcore J · 03-07-2003, 02:35 PM

You do realize that when you jack off it releases a hormone that makes you drowsy, right?

Note for women: Why do you think men always want to go to sleep right after sex?

asuna · 03-07-2003, 02:35 PM

Go back to bed lol

gornyhuy · 03-07-2003, 03:28 PM

Yeah, Jacking off is the last thing you want to do to wake up. Puts me right to sleep.

ThinkGeek has some caffeinated soap you could try!
No shit, its supposed to absorb through the skin during the morning shower.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/5a65/

Interlude · 03-07-2003, 03:32 PM

Smack yourself in the nuts with a golf club. If you don't pass out, I guarantee you'll be wide awake.

digifan · 03-07-2003, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by Interlude
Smack yourself in the nuts with a golf club. If you don't pass out, I guarantee you'll be wide awake.

Lol that's what I call a rude awakening

^R3K^ · 03-07-2003, 06:21 PM

we plug the stereo into a digital timer and set it for wake up..

System of a Down - Chop Suey first thing in the morning.. It does the job.

And 3 alarms to back that up.

Dildozer · 03-07-2003, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by The Porn Dude

Your husband is a very lucky man

I will second that opinion

xxxinnovations · 03-07-2003, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by dchottie
i'm about to go give the hubby a blow job to wake him up. Should do the trick . . .

aww, thats hot

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^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	we plug the stereo into a digital timer and set it for wake up.. System of a Down - Chop Suey first thing in the morning.. It does the job. And 3 alarms to back that up. __________________ no business like ho business Http://www.natnet.com No Hype, Just Results

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Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	I usually toss on some shades, step out onto the balcony of the place I'm staying at right now, and hit up my glass bong while reading the paper. A nice wake and bake puts me into a great mood every day.

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AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	Having 4 alarms located strategically around my room seems to do the trick to waking me up!

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Interlude Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: State of Denial Posts: 1,147	Smack yourself in the nuts with a golf club. If you don't pass out, I guarantee you'll be wide awake.