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nexcom28 03-14-2014 03:06 PM

Malaysian Airlines: Where is the Plane?
 
So, it's almost a week since it disappeared and no-one seems to have a clue where it is.

I was just reading this article http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...-west-hijacked

which suggests that the plane was likely hijacked and the two communications systems were systematically shut down and that manual intervention was the probable cause.

They also seem to think it headed back towards Europe and are now searching 1000 miles west of the original location.

So, what says you GFY? Where the fuck is the plane?

lucas131 03-14-2014 03:09 PM

the communication stopped in second ... i would say u.f.o. :2 cents: they will all return soon back, just with anal probes ... :Oh crap r.i.p. i mean ...

djroof 03-14-2014 03:10 PM

new LOST....

EddyTheDog 03-14-2014 03:12 PM

Even the BBC are getting all XFiles about it...

Wellness Cash 03-14-2014 03:13 PM

http://www.tinyshoemedia.com/gfy/waldo.jpg

SilentKnight 03-14-2014 03:17 PM

They should be runnin' out of in-flight movies soon...

EddyTheDog 03-14-2014 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20015806)
They should be runnin' out of in-flight movies soon...

You think the hijacker is all - 'I can't handle another Jennifer Aniston movie' - Just land the fucking plane...

CAHEK 03-14-2014 03:28 PM

i believe its in black hole

nexcom28 03-14-2014 03:31 PM

Maybe I should have made this a poll.

Do you think it's crashed, hijacked?
Do you think the people onboard could still be alive somewhere?

Is it in the middle East, in the Jungle or at the bottom of the Ocean?

SilentKnight 03-14-2014 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20015813)
You think the hijacker is all - 'I can't handle another Jennifer Aniston movie' - Just land the fucking plane...

Jennifer Anniston movie = open the damn door and jump.

EonBlue 03-14-2014 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28 (Post 20015827)
Maybe I should have made this a poll.

Do you think it's crashed, hijacked?
Do you think the people onboard could still be alive somewhere?

Is it in the middle East, in the Jungle or at the bottom of the Ocean?

Quite possibly hijacked and then crashed somewhere in the ocean.

Sadly it is doubtful that anyone is alive no matter what.

VSKevin 03-14-2014 04:58 PM

THE PLANE NEVER EXISTED! *makes Inception sound*

fitzmulti 03-14-2014 09:30 PM

Here, maybe?
http://vietnam.craigslist.org/for/4372477162.html

L-Pink 03-14-2014 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20015806)
They should be runnin' out of in-flight movies soon...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

oppoten 03-14-2014 09:52 PM

The really bizarre thing is the changes in direction.

It reached the southern tip of Thailand, before making a sharp turn to the south towards Penang, a highly urbanized and densely populated place (and apparently the hometown of one of the pilots). From there it headed northwest towards the largely uninhabited Andoman Islands, a territory of India. They're saying that India has very good air defence and radar, and that it wouldn't have remained undetected in Indian territory. And if fuel was an issue then why turn back and make the journey longer?

The only thing I can think of is that maybe the hijackers were planning a 9/11 style attack on an urban area, but the pilots or passengers talked them out of it and made off towards a remote place instead. I'm sure I'm overlooking something really obvious though :)

Spunky 03-14-2014 10:06 PM

I think it eventually plunged into the sea and will be found within a couple weeks.debris eventually will rise

SilentKnight 03-14-2014 10:15 PM

Rod Serling knows...but he's not talking.

247mg 03-14-2014 10:50 PM

Its not Landed in Pakistan, may be Afghanistan if they got enough fuel on board to go there...

oppoten 03-14-2014 11:23 PM

I made an error in my post. It wasn't a sharp turn south.

http://ift.tt/1fHSD9B

nexcom28 03-15-2014 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 20016117)
I think it eventually plunged into the sea and will be found within a couple weeks.debris eventually will rise

Would it crash into the sea without breaking into bits. Surely there would be suitcases and bodies and papers everywhere. Not to mention a bloody great big boeing.

The Duck 03-15-2014 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fitzmulti (Post 20016098)

Had a good laugh :)

Matt 26z 03-15-2014 07:35 AM

http://localtvwtvr.files.wordpress.c...path.jpg?w=402

The media has been reporting that it may have ran out of fuel and crashed in the Indian Ocean, but that seems unlikely given the original flight path. Plus they add an extra hour of fuel or enough to reach two other airports, whichever is greater.

The plane could have made it to India, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran and Oman (which neighbors the terrorist hotbed of Yemen). Maybe the far southern tip of Saudi Arabia also (US intelligence leaks say the Saudi government funded 9/11). The possibility that they refueled somewhere and continued on can't be ruled out either. Another possibility is rogue employees filled the tank up in Malaysia.

Where they are at depends on what the end motive is.

adultchatpay 03-15-2014 07:48 AM

It's there underneatch the Indian Ocean.

SilentKnight 03-15-2014 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 20016369)
The media has been reporting...

There's the problem right there.

scottybuzz 03-15-2014 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 20016369)
http://localtvwtvr.files.wordpress.c...path.jpg?w=402

The media has been reporting that it may have ran out of fuel and crashed in the Indian Ocean, but that seems unlikely given the original flight path. Plus they add an extra hour of fuel or enough to reach two other airports, whichever is greater.

The plane could have made it to India, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran and Oman (which neighbors the terrorist hotbed of Yemen). Maybe the far southern tip of Saudi Arabia also (US intelligence leaks say the Saudi government funded 9/11). The possibility that they refueled somewhere and continued on can't be ruled out either. Another possibility is rogue employees filled the tank up in Malaysia.

Where they are at depends on what the end motive is.

you make a good theory but this is a Boeing 777 we are talking about, not a small object like a briefcase they are hiding. For landing you need a large airport, with an airport you have people. Lets be honest, All terrorist groups have been infiltrated at some point. Something would have leaked by now.

I just don't buy in to it having landed on land.

Why hijack a plane and have the world looking for it when you could buy a disused soviet-era plane from a communist country?

Spunky 03-15-2014 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28 (Post 20016188)
Would it crash into the sea without breaking into bits. Surely there would be suitcases and bodies and papers everywhere. Not to mention a bloody great big boeing.

Not necessarily,It happened to an air France plane and was found 2 years later intact deep in the ocean

AlienHouse 03-15-2014 07:22 PM

We have abducted it, it will be back again next week once we've finished making some minor changes.

mineistaken 03-15-2014 07:36 PM

It it won't be found there will be some serious conspiracy theories.

What about - it was hijacked so it was shot down to prevent 911 style?

SilentKnight 03-15-2014 07:53 PM

Surprised no one's suggested it's all just a publicity stunt for Liam's new movie.


http://schmoesknow.com/wp-content/up...00-480x300.jpg

AlienHouse 03-15-2014 07:56 PM

Could it not have exploded above a jungle? and the few remains are hidden below foliage?

Wellness Cash 03-15-2014 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienHouse (Post 20016897)
Could it not have exploded above a jungle? and the few remains are hidden below foliage?

Yes.

Because jungles grow in the middle of the ocean.

SilentKnight 03-15-2014 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienHouse (Post 20016897)
Could it not have exploded above a jungle? and the few remains are hidden below foliage?



XSAXS 03-15-2014 08:05 PM

It was hijacked.

They landed in Male, Maldives. (Perfect isolated location - with sympathetic people on the ground).

From there, I don't know where they took it.

But that plane will be seen again... probably re-purposed and used as a delivery system for weapons of mass destruction.

AlienHouse 03-15-2014 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wellness Cash (Post 20016900)
Yes.

Because jungles grow in the middle of the ocean.

Well its not in the ocean is it! Fucking idiot.

AlienHouse 03-15-2014 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20016904)

Rock on :thumbsup

mineistaken 03-15-2014 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20016904)

tiiight :thumbsup

SilentKnight 03-15-2014 08:15 PM

Singer, songwriter...expert on planes crashing.


XSAXS 03-15-2014 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XSAXS (Post 20016905)
It was hijacked.

They landed in Male, Maldives. (Perfect isolated location - with sympathetic people on the ground).

From there, I don't know where they took it.

But that plane will be seen again... probably re-purposed and used as a delivery system for weapons of mass destruction.

Male, Maldives: Isolated runway (Ibrahim Nasir International Airport) in the background of this image.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Male-total.jpg


And this is the pilot sitting in front of his flight simulator:
http://newsfirst.lk/english/wp-conte...eahmadshah.jpg

AlienHouse 03-15-2014 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XSAXS (Post 20016911)
Male, Maldives: Isolated runway (Ibrahim Nasir International Airport) in the background of this image.

But is there anywhere to hide it?

SilentKnight 03-15-2014 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XSAXS (Post 20016905)
It was hijacked.

They landed in Male, Maldives. (Perfect isolated location - with sympathetic people on the ground).

From there, I don't know where they took it.

You state this as if it's factual.

Link to story?

XSAXS 03-15-2014 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20016917)
You state this as if it's factual.

Link to story?

It is my own theory. But I can't think of any other scenario that makes sense on virtually every level.

[1] We now know with certainty that it was a deliberate act of sabotage and/or piracy.

[2] This was theft -- not terrorism. If they wanted to pull off an act of terrorism, they would have done it in broad daylight and in a much more public way (eg. 9/11), not the dead of night over an empty ocean.

[3] We know that the plane flew for several hours after it was last seen on Radar.

[4] They have reported that the plane never entered Indian airspace. And the US military controls the skies over Afghanistan. So that most likely rules out Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Afghanistan. And China certainly would have known if the plane entered their airspace.

[5] It's 100% open ocean between the plane's last known location and The Maldives. That would explain why the plane was never spotted on radar after that.

[6] Malaysia Air regularly flies to Male, so the plane would not look out of place on the ground there, and the pilots most likely would be familiar with that flight plan / airport.

[7] If the plan is to re-purpose the plane for terrorism, then it's a pretty good bet that Muslim extremists are involved.

[8] Male, Maldives is heavily-heavily Islamic. And it's a splendid (extremely private) place to land, refuel, dispose of the passengers, etc.

[9] And from that position, it is a very quick, easy, open ocean flight to Iran.

[10] OH... and in the earliest hours after the plane went missing they admitted that there were a couple of Iranian passengers with fake passports aboard. But the media bent over backwards to tell us that the Iranians weren't terrorists, only "smugglers."

So let me get this straight... we have no idea what happened to the plane. But they know FOR SURE that those two guys could not be involved with terrorism. Really? I don't buy it.

SilentKnight 03-15-2014 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XSAXS (Post 20016946)
It is my own theory. But I can't think of any other scenario that makes sense on virtually every level.

[1] We now know with certainty that it was a deliberate act of sabotage and/or piracy.

[2] This was theft -- not terrorism. If they wanted to pull off an act of terrorism, they would have done it in broad daylight and in a much more public way (eg. 9/11), not the dead of night over an empty ocean.

[3] We know that the plane flew for several hours after it was last seen on Radar.

[4] They have reported that the plane never entered Indian airspace. And the US military controls the skies over Afghanistan. So that most likely rules out Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Afghanistan. And China certainly would have known if the plane entered their airspace.

[5] It's 100% open ocean between the plane's last known location and The Maldives. That would explain why the plane was never spotted on radar after that.

[6] Malaysia Air regularly flies to Male, so the plane would not look out of place on the ground there, and the pilots most likely would be familiar with that flight plan / airport.

[7] If the plan is to re-purpose the plane for terrorism, then it's a pretty good bet that Muslim extremists are involved.

[8] Male, Maldives is heavily-heavily Islamic. And it's a splendid (extremely private) place to land, refuel, dispose of the passengers, etc.

[9] And from that position, it is a very quick, easy, open ocean flight to Iran.

[10] OH... and in the earliest hours after the plane went missing they admitted that there were a couple of Iranian passengers with fake passports aboard. But the media bent over backwards to tell us that the Iranians weren't terrorists, only "smugglers."

So let me get this straight... we have no idea what happened to the plane. But they know FOR SURE that those two guys could not be involved with terrorism. Really? I don't buy it.

Sounds as plausible as anything else I've heard.

Well thought out. :thumbsup

mineistaken 03-15-2014 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XSAXS (Post 20016905)
They landed in Male, Maldives. (Perfect isolated location - with sympathetic people on the ground).

Passengers (some) were also muslims, would they dare to kill them?

And why do you say this theory of landing is more probable than shot down or crashed?

Personally I would be VERY surprised if they landed..

pornmasta 03-16-2014 01:00 AM

probably in the sea

nexcom28 03-16-2014 06:00 AM

634 possible landing locations in 26 different countries http://project.wnyc.org/runways/

Scott McD 03-16-2014 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20016972)
Personally I would be VERY surprised if they landed..

Yeah same here. I just can't see how they could have landed anywhere on land and still nobody has seen anything after all this time...

Barry-xlovecam 03-16-2014 06:22 AM

  • Best Scenario: They are wrecked with survivors on some island (unlikely)
  • Stand Down Scenario: The plane crashed in the Indian Ocean
  • Worst Case Scenario: Air Piracy or Terrorist refitting.

I would dismiss any Iranian government involvement -- they have plenty of their own planes ... For all we know the Iranians using false passports were refugees, defectors or the like.

Iranian involvement just doesn't make sense.

Hostage taking for some political reason might be a possibility.

crockett 03-16-2014 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20016972)
Passengers (some) were also muslims, would they dare to kill them?

And why do you say this theory of landing is more probable than shot down or crashed?

Personally I would be VERY surprised if they landed..

Muslims kill Muslims all the time.. As far as the plane, the most likely thing, is it's at the bottom of the ocean, be it a act of terrorism, attempt to hijack it, rogue pilot or faulty equipment. The plane is deep under the sea and the ocean is a big place. They have no clue as to where to look so finding any debris is next to impossible.

Too many things don't add up for it to be non hijacking/terrorism related. When you add in the rapid change of elevation recorded by the engines and some of the last data received plus the change of direction with two passengers aboard with fake passports, It's easy to come to the conclusion, that there was a likely struggle on board for the cockpit and the pilots were over taken. Most likely who ever took over the plane had no idea how to read the instruments and got lost then crashed into the ocean.

oppoten 03-16-2014 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XSAXS (Post 20016911)
And this is the pilot sitting in front of his flight simulator:
http://newsfirst.lk/english/wp-conte...eahmadshah.jpg

Is it really so unusual for a pilot to have a flight simulator in his home?

He does seem like quite an intense, obsessive guy though. Here's his political protest T-shirt

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...ah-3247470.jpg

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...-mh370-3248001

CaptainHowdy 03-16-2014 07:31 AM



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