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Brujah 03-05-2003 11:44 PM

Colon Cancer, Stroke, etc..
 
The MIRACLE preventative CURE!
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/...826471631.html

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RedShoe 03-06-2003 04:12 AM

I knew Titus Moody. The day he announced he had Colon Cancer, I handed him a "get-well" card with a $20.00 bill inside. The card read: "Dear Titus, I hope this money helps to keep your asshole from rotting off"


Two weeks later he was dead.

http://www.adultvideonews.com/archiv...by0401_07.html

On-top 03-06-2003 04:26 AM

Don't forget Throat Cancer...


Aspirin May Cut Risk of Throat Cancer
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...cer_aspirin_dc

Mutt 03-06-2003 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
I knew Titus Moody. The day he announced he had Colon Cancer, I handed him a "get-well" card with a $20.00 bill inside. The card read: "Dear Titus, I hope this money helps to keep your asshole from rotting off"


Two weeks later he was dead.

http://www.adultvideonews.com/archiv...by0401_07.html

wtf? is this an attempt at humor or for real?

were you a friend of Moody's?

KRL 03-06-2003 06:56 AM

Just be sure you take the coated one that won't dissolve in your stomach. Bayer has one like this.

You need about 81mg a day to get the effect on your arteries. Though there is some debate going on that. Some say 375mg daily is the number.

I take one aspirin, a high potentcy fish oil tablet, and a high performance multi-vitamin.

The only downside is when you shave and get a razor cut. Because the aspirin and fish oil act to keep your blood thinned, when you cut yourself it takes way longer for the cut to clot.


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