can't go in to walmart anymore
 

I never buy toilet paper during the day. I always go out at 12:30-1:00a.m so I don't run into anyone I know. I went to walmart earlier hoping I wouldn't see anyone. I grabbed my cart and had 4 24pack rolls of toilet paper to purchase. It usually lasts me several months. I buy a lot at once, so I don't have to go through this. I put them in the cart and then I walked around with my head down. I wouldn't look at anyone because I was embarrassed. I walk towards the check out thinking I was in the clear. Usually its some old lady and she doesn't call me out on the toilet paper. I walk up to the cashier and raise my head just a little bit to make sure I don't know her and BAM! It was an old class mate. I could not believe it. I just left the cart at the check out and walked away with my head down because I was in shock. I can't go back to that walmart now.


thinking Target now. But are they 24/7?

ROFLMAO!! :1orglaugh

tell him you work in porn

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shitty way to end the night :helpme

what? You're embarassed about toilet paper? why?

This reminds me of when I was in high school. A friend of mine had to buy a cup for sports. We got to the sporting good store, he picks out the one he wants as has we walk up to the counter the only checkout person is a very hot girl. He doesn't want to buy a cup from a hot girl. I tell him she doesn't care what he is buying so he sucks it up and gets in line.

At the register he realizes he left his wallet in his car. We leave, get his wallet and he says, "I'll just come back and get it later." I ask why and he replies, "Because now she thinks not only do I have weak nuts, I'm a dumbshit!"

lol you must be trolling

congrats on being a pussy

Good luck buying condoms :D

I'm pretty sure your old classmate was probably more embarrassed that you seen them working as a Walmart cashier.

If there's a new cashier at the grocery store when I do my big monthly food shopping, then during checkout I like to ask if they think I'm buying the correct amount of toilet paper for the amount of groceries I'm buying. I've seen some get offended, some laugh, some seem confused, but my favorite are the rare few who actually take a minute to look at the other items on the conveyor belt and then offer their opinion.

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buy your tp at amazon.

oh the embarrassment when i once returned a rented porn video and had to find out that a girl from my school started working there...

thankfully shortly after the internet was invented

I had to buy my mothers tampons when I was young.

Those embarrassing moments just really fucked up my life... :1orglaugh

That shit is all on Amazon subscription. It shows up without me even having to ask.

Your classmate should be embarrassed for working the cash register at Walmart.

Anyway, just order online.

If you get embarrassed with just that = you don't go out much.

that is a bizarre reaction on your part. If anything, finding out that an old classmate is working as a cashier at Walmart should make you feel GREAT about your life!


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Ballers use 100 dollar bills as toilet paper

I pooped once. It was Glorious!

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I can't remember the last time I've been to WalMart. That place is just scary.

"toilet paper" is code word for "tampons for my girlfriend"... that's why OP always buys it at 2am... :winkwink:

I proudly smile when I buy 4 24 packs of Magnums.

My first sexual experience (with another person), I was ruined when the condoms I had hopefully bought years earlier had dry-rotted. But I got my first BJ - which was still awesome! Anyway, the next day I went to the drugstore and bought a super-size jumbo box of condoms. Now that I had gotten a taste I planned on doing a whole lot of fucking. The girl at the register was my age, and I was a little embarrassed, but didn't think much else of it. That is until the next day when the girl I had just started dating introduced us - they were very good friends.

Real men don't use toilet paper, they use sandpaper ... well, I actually use barbed wire.

Can't believe Currently Sober hasn't popped in yet.

Fixed it for you.

LOL! My thoughts exactly

http://i.imgur.com/8x9tsZt.jpg


this was too easy

Murphy's law :1orglaugh
You shouldn't have problem buying toilet paper in a shop at day or night, there are worse situations, trust me.

I don't think anyone was embarrassed for you by the original post. This, however, is quite sad. :1orglaugh Enjoy your snow-day and don't forget to clear the computers cache before your parents get home.

Awesome prank Farva.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1...z0iho1_500.jpg

The best way to buy Toilet Paper:thumbsup

Always buy embarrassing stuff with a birthday card (condoms, toilet paper, feminine hygiene)... Everyone will assume it's a prank gift.

Just ask CurrentlySober to go with you next time :upsidedow

Or? Just don't care.

Everybody poops.

Great fiction, by the way shouldn't your classmate be more embarrassed because he worked at wallmart?

You need to order online.

You only buy a week's worth at a time?

fast food napkins? stock up bro! :thumbsup

I've never understood why this is embarrassing. Buying condoms would indicate that you're getting laid.

It's the times when you walk up to the convenience store counter with a stack of Club, Velvet, Swank, Hawk and Live Young Girls magazines and a giant tub of Vaseline that should be embarrassing.

(Not speaking from experience...:Oh crap)

Hahahhah I remember that book it was one of my first books as a kid.

cool story bro.

Late Bloomer????????!!!!!!!!!!!

I do too but it's only to fake out the hot cashier, once I get outside I gotta toss them to a black dude cause their too big for me. :1orglaugh