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Use your left hand and a water bottle. Eat and shake hands with your right.

Or spread your cheeks when dropping a chocolate dragon into its porcelain lair so you don't need any paper.

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Originally Posted by fengwu83 (Post 19982366)

Good luck buying condoms :D

Or tampons for GF

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Originally Posted by WDF (Post 19983551)

Late Bloomer????????!!!!!!!!!!!

More of a romantic, really. I wanted the first time to mean something. In all honesty, I still am and typically don't go in for casual sex if I already know it's not going to go anywhere.

Let the ribbing and name calling commence. :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by newB (Post 19983798)

In all honesty, I still am and typically don't go in for casual sex if I already know it's not going to go anywhere.

Let the ribbing and name calling commence. :1orglaugh

Same here. Met a chick and didn't do anything cause age gap and figured probably immature and will never amount to anything. Over time we are now really good friends and turned out not to be an immature dumb ass. Have a little regret now as doubt I can pull it back to tap zone without mass amounts of alcohol involved. Moral of the story I gained a really good friend but my dick is in my hand. Think in the future if a chick wants to play I'm just gonna tap away and deal with the possible drama later. Nice guys are overrated. :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by baggg (Post 19982278)

I never buy toilet paper during the day. I always go out at 12:30-1:00a.m so I don't run into anyone I know. I went to walmart earlier hoping I wouldn't see anyone. I grabbed my cart and had 4 24pack rolls of toilet paper to purchase. It usually lasts me several months. I buy a lot at once, so I don't have to go through this. I put them in the cart and then I walked around with my head down. I wouldn't look at anyone because I was embarrassed. I walk towards the check out thinking I was in the clear. Usually its some old lady and she doesn't call me out on the toilet paper. I walk up to the cashier and raise my head just a little bit to make sure I don't know her and BAM! It was an old class mate. I could not believe it. I just left the cart at the check out and walked away with my head down because I was in shock. I can't go back to that walmart now.

thinking Target now. But are they 24/7?

Buying 96 rolls of toilet paper in the middle of the night? Are you Walter White hiding out in a remote cabin or something?

WTF is going on?

Edit: Ahh... a "joke" :moon

this is nothing to be embarrassed of! dont everyone buy tp?!

You should use virtual toilet paper. You can buy it on the Internet and download it in the privacy of your own home.

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Originally Posted by fengwu83 (Post 19982366)

Good luck buying condoms :D

:2 cents::1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 19982522)

If you get embarrassed with just that = you don't go out much.

:1orglaugh

If the only time you get out is at a porn show you might be a webmaster