GFY 2013 Poser award
 

Who is GFY's biggest poser for 2013?

I nominate edgeprod. Sorry but you're just too obvious.

LOL -- and what makes you say that?

Well, it's 4am and I've got a big day tomorrow, so I can't wait up for a response. However, let's make it interesting: we'll both do a video tomorrow of our houses and toys, and have GFY vote on who the poser is. Loser pays $1,000 via PayPal, or in person in my suite at the Hard Rock during Internext.

Deal? :)

I don't make any claims and never will. I could post pictures all day long of what I claim to be mine and you or no one else on this board could dispute it. Catch my drift? I will be there celebrating my 40th but you and most others won't know other than the fact I just told ya.

That's why I'm proposing a video. Show the GFY thread, show yourself in a mirror, and show your stuff! It's either bullshit or not, right? Put up $1,000 and I'll do a vid for you tomorrow. Either that, or it's empty words.

Hint: I'm exactly who I claim to be, down to the bald head and small penis.

So you are overcompensating for said small penis? That explains it. Do you plan to video that as well?

Duh. It was that or a penis operation, and I cringe at the thought of "Tiny Edgeprod" going under the knife.

So, do we have a deal? I'll include my tiny cock in the shot, you name the terms of what you wanna see ... water-toys, land toys, electronic toys, toys that use gunpowder, bleeding-edge toys, or (if you don't mind a long video and waiting for me to travel around to some of my properties) all of it.

I'm asking you to put up a grand, not a friggin' kidney. YOU called ME out, not the other way around. I'm available to set you straight, and not pull a MrMaxwell. :thumbsup

I think you're missing something here. I never made any claims therefore I'm not in the competition. That is unless I'm nominated for whatever reason. You could donate the $1000 to the Poser award fund. If you win, it's a win win.

How can I get in on this? I want $1000 and can pose any way you want (With clothes on..).. :upsidedow

You nominated me, which was obviously based on some belief. I'm offering to dispel that belief. You seem interested in just throwing rocks without having to own what you say, and I can respect that: GFY is full of that type of poster, and you're just another one in the rank and file.

Regardless, hit me up at Vegas and we'll have a drink. It'll be good to put a face to the name, and maybe there's a chance we have some business to do together. I use a lot of different vendors.

I'll also accept an apology in lieu of you putting your money where your mouth is.

What about 1000 Dogecoins?

Ill donate the doge

Sexy! Anyway, sleep calls; 4:30am here, and my brother is on leave from the Navy -- gotta have energy to cause trouble!

Call it 1,000,000 Dogecoins, and I'll put up my own versus his. :thumbsup

lol yeah, it's 4:30am here, too.. :Oh crap

Have fun :upsidedow

I don't think we will be doing a penis size contest because we already have a self-professed loser.

No apologies sorry. If we were to cross paths the likelihood of us interacting is very low. I'm a low-key kinda guy and for sure wouldn't put face to name. No offense to you that's just me. Hell I have a business partner for 5+ years I've never met.

did this end , even before it began ?:helpme

Yeah we have a winner with 1 vote. :1orglaugh

He was making a good honest Aussie offer - take it up :2 cents:

Id like to see the video just because I like looking at other peoples gadgets and stuff. You can leave out the penis shots though.

Get a room guys jeez lol

Edgeprod don't forget that $50K loan you offered, I can only accept if you can drop it off in your helicopter, have you got enough fuel to make it over the Atlantic?

For you, mate? I'll just fuel up one of my Atlantic fleets and launch a Harrier from one of my aircraft carriers. Unless you want to meet me in space, in which case I'll gas up my shuttle.

I don't want to push my luck here, would it be possible for you to throw in a signed MMA poster of you on the Harrier delivery?

I'll do you one better: I'll beat up a person of your choice, take pictures of that, and sign those. Only for you, man!

Yea I think edge is a piece of shit poser, lmao anyone that knows this guy knows he is NOT a poser, may act like it some of the times for shit and giggles but full respect for him.
Tom

Space shuttle privileges secured for you, my man. Please don't bring up your own private stuff for any validation-purposes .. that's YOUR business, and what happened between us was for YOU, not for some GFY jokers to know about. :thumbsup

In other news, I just took a video. I didn't know what OWC wanted to specifically see, so I just wandered around the castle and took random shots of various things, LOL.

Uploading to YouTube, it's large, so it might be a bit.

you call him out, what do you expect him to do if he cannot prove you wrong? You know he would make you look like a fool so you backed the fuck up LOL

can i wear my speedo on your shuttle, edge? it's a classic red but i've worn it so much it's faded to a nice pink hue.

Im not trying to be funny but i thought you got knocked out on that MMA fight you posted here?

Anyone who voluntarily climbs into a ring to get punched in the face is ok in my book.

Go easy on the guy, he doesn't seem to be very "in the know" but I made him a video to help him out. :thumbsup


I wear a speedo almost constantly, so I'd be hypocritical if I didn't allow it.


Yes, that fight was for the Heavyweight Championship, and although I gained a shit-ton of weight to come up from my natural class of 185, I was still 30 lbs lighter than the guy, and somehow forgot that heavyweights hit like a truck. Devastating defeat, and I've only fought in lower-weight classes since. He caught my leg after a failed impression of the Karate Kid, and when I went to "honk" his nose and ask him "live or die," he punched me repeatedly in the face with his ham-sized fists. It was less like a massage and more like meat tenderization, but I still got semi-hard.


Either that, or retarded. Maybe both. :thumbsup

what's the award?

Oh oh oh hell yea its like vegas whats happens with me stays with me lmao

A dozen additional nut-huggers and jealous idiots. :2 cents:


:1orglaugh

Doge Doge Doge

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...64/830/e5b.gif

super, we can have a orbitting pose off!

i couldn't give 2 shit about ken banhcard.

Show your cack you fuckn poser

Shit, I forgot that in the vid! AT&T is a whore today, upload is SO slow. 15% so far .. :disgust

by request

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/j8...zddbeVSobFZPWg

i have an assortment of speedos in all colors!

Your poser internets.

How is that even comfortable Dyna Mo? My leg dont like to share space with my pickle.

it's not unlike my thongs. the uncomfortableness is a rush!

Is that a dead squirrel ?

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Thats what she said.

The kid with the nicest bike who is too scared to get it dirty much less jump it off a ramp is a poser. Any kid with the most expensive skateboard but can't even Ollie much less get on a halfpipe is a poser. You can translate that into your adult life if you want. Whatever "toys" you plan to post just proves my point. Besides I'm sure you're borrowed to the hilt on all of them and more.

that's not a fukcing poser you dolt.