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Rochard

10-22-2013 09:28 AM

My wife opened up a fortune cookie was told....

My wife got a fortune cookie last night that said "A lumberjack's saw is always sharp".

Should I be concerned? Is she banging a lumberjack or should I make sure my firearms are loaded at night?

AllAboutCams

10-22-2013 09:47 AM

Check her vagina for sawdust.

Harmon

10-22-2013 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19843834)

Check her vagina for sawdust.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Holy fuck, this was funny :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

wehateporn

10-22-2013 09:54 AM

Someone who destroys is always ready to destroy, I wonder what that could mean Soldier?

Scott McD

10-22-2013 10:02 AM

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ottopottomouse

10-22-2013 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19843834)

Check her vagina for sawdust.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Rochard

10-22-2013 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19843834)

Check her vagina for sawdust.

LOL. (Smart ass!)

ErectMedia

10-22-2013 10:11 AM

Unlikely, probably nothing to worry about. If she orders a lot of packages online though she could be banging the UPS guy :1orglaugh

scarlettcontent

10-22-2013 10:13 AM

fortune cookies are BS

dyna mo

10-22-2013 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scarlettcontent (Post 19843890)

fortune cookies are BS

was watching movie recently were a character said it's an american invention, didn't know tht, can't recall the movie either............hmmmmmmmmmmmm

seeandsee

10-22-2013 10:27 AM

She like trees, dont she?

sperbonzo

10-22-2013 10:48 AM

GAMEFINEST

10-22-2013 11:09 AM

watch out for the trees..

CDSmith

10-22-2013 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scarlettcontent (Post 19843890)

fortune cookies are BS

You sure about that?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YTIEtHtbYq...e%2BCookie.jpg

Barry-xlovecam

10-22-2013 11:38 AM

I see fatfoo got a new job ...

Donna.Partnercash

10-22-2013 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 19843976)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YTIEtHtbYq...e%2BCookie.jpg

That's funny!! LOL Got that in real life once LMAO

ottopottomouse

10-22-2013 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19843902)

was watching movie recently were a character said it's an american invention, didn't know tht, can't recall the movie either............hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Was in Iron Man.

Penny24Seven

10-22-2013 01:40 PM

she is banging someone for sure. No doubt if she got that cookie and it was on your mind to make a thread about it. Hands down and watch out cause he will chop you in half too

MaDalton

10-22-2013 01:49 PM

"help - i am trapped in a fortune cookie factory"

sandman!

10-22-2013 02:00 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Mediamix

10-22-2013 02:16 PM

The most stupid thing ever said about Paxum

Well.. This was stupid.

Edit - This doesn't belong here..

L-Pink

10-22-2013 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19843834)

Check her vagina for sawdust.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brassmonkey

10-22-2013 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19843834)

Check her vagina for sawdust.

omg!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh or stretch marks of a mandingo

arock10

10-22-2013 03:39 PM

If a tree falls in a forest it's banging your wife

brassmonkey

10-22-2013 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donna.Partnercash (Post 19844051)

That's funny!! LOL Got that in real life once LMAO

i would have went postal! :helpme went into a all you can eat chinese a roach fell on the food from the light over the food he grabs the spoon and pushes it down :Oh crap i should have killed his ass someone talked me out of it.

CDSmith

10-22-2013 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19843834)

Check her vagina for sawdust.

That could very well go down as one of the top 5 funniest first replies that has ever been posted in any thread on any board ever in the history of message boards.

I'm not exagerating.

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