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  • Rochard
    Jägermeister Test Pilot
    • Dec 2001
    • 75733
    #1

    My wife opened up a fortune cookie was told....

    My wife got a fortune cookie last night that said "A lumberjack's saw is always sharp".

    Should I be concerned? Is she banging a lumberjack or should I make sure my firearms are loaded at night?
    Herschel Savage
    Brooklyn, NY
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    • AllAboutCams
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      • Jul 2011
      • 12234
      #2
      Check her vagina for sawdust.
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        • Harmon
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          • Mar 2004
          • 20012
          #3
          Originally posted by AllAboutCams
          Check her vagina for sawdust.


          Holy fuck, this was funny
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            • wehateporn
              Promoting Debate on GFY
              • Apr 2007
              • 27176
              #4
              Someone who destroys is always ready to destroy, I wonder what that could mean Soldier?

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                • Scott McD
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                  • Nov 2002
                  • 67792
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                    • ottopottomouse
                      She is ugly, bad luck.
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 13177
                      #6
                      Originally posted by AllAboutCams
                      Check her vagina for sawdust.
                      ↑ see post ↑
                      13101

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                        • Rochard
                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 75733
                          #7
                          Originally posted by AllAboutCams
                          Check her vagina for sawdust.
                          LOL. (Smart ass!)
                          Herschel Savage
                          Brooklyn, NY

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                            • ErectMedia
                              Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 7100
                              #8
                              Unlikely, probably nothing to worry about. If she orders a lot of packages online though she could be banging the UPS guy

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                                • scarlettcontent
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                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 6031
                                  #9
                                  fortune cookies are BS


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                                    • dyna mo
                                      just a fucking jerk
                                      • Dec 2008
                                      • 68184
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by scarlettcontent
                                      fortune cookies are BS
                                      was watching movie recently were a character said it's an american invention, didn't know tht, can't recall the movie either............hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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                                        • seeandsee
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                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 50945
                                          #11
                                          She like trees, dont she?
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                                            • sperbonzo
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                                              • May 2003
                                              • 9750
                                              #12
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                                                • GAMEFINEST
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                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                  • 14470
                                                  #13
                                                  watch out for the trees..
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                                                    • CDSmith
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 51460
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by scarlettcontent
                                                      fortune cookies are BS
                                                      You sure about that?


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                                                            • Donna.Partnercash
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                              That's funny!! LOL Got that in real life once LMAO


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                                                                • ottopottomouse
                                                                  She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                                  • Jan 2010
                                                                  • 13177
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                  was watching movie recently were a character said it's an american invention, didn't know tht, can't recall the movie either............hmmmmmmmmmmmm
                                                                  Was in Iron Man.
                                                                  ↑ see post ↑
                                                                  13101

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                                                                    • Penny24Seven
                                                                      So Fucking What
                                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                                      • 6287
                                                                      #18
                                                                      she is banging someone for sure. No doubt if she got that cookie and it was on your mind to make a thread about it. Hands down and watch out cause he will chop you in half too
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                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                          • 39861
                                                                          #19
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                                                                                    • L-Pink
                                                                                      working on my tan
                                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                                      • 39151
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by AllAboutCams
                                                                                      Check her vagina for sawdust.

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                                                                                        • brassmonkey
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                                                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                                                          • 77385
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by AllAboutCams
                                                                                          Check her vagina for sawdust.
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                                                                                            • arock10
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                                                                                              • Jan 2006
                                                                                              • 6217
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              If a tree falls in a forest it's banging your wife
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                                                                                                • brassmonkey
                                                                                                  Pay It Forward
                                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                                  • 77385
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Donna.Partnercash
                                                                                                  That's funny!! LOL Got that in real life once LMAO
                                                                                                  i would have went postal! went into a all you can eat chinese a roach fell on the food from the light over the food he grabs the spoon and pushes it down i should have killed his ass someone talked me out of it.
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                                                                                                    • CDSmith
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                      • 51460
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by AllAboutCams
                                                                                                      Check her vagina for sawdust.
                                                                                                      That could very well go down as one of the top 5 funniest first replies that has ever been posted in any thread on any board ever in the history of message boards.

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