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johnnyloadproductions 10-10-2013 01:59 AM
Looks like Paul Markham makes bank... and will76 fails to fulfill a promise to shit his pants!
 
YNOT is another board I hang out on (they partner here with GFY so no big deal). There have been a few threads over there that have been hashed and rehashed and go on for pages.
Part of this has been caused by the nature of Paul Markham and will76 getting into it.

All of this could have been solved by Paul simply posting his stats at the beginning of the threads:

Quote:
Originally Posted by will76
If you can prove that you made 100s of NEW sales in 2013 to your membership site then I will shit my pants and never question anything you say again.
Quote:
Originally Posted by LAJ
I will require photo evidence of this in the outside chance proof is offered!
Quote:
Originally Posted by will76
lol oh boy. video or photos ?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 492881)
Yesterday, 01:05 PM
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Thanks for posting this, it will not stop him and Rochard posting taunts and lies. But here goes.

http://i.imgur.com/KLvUa8m.jpg

The server is fucked, being too old, the CMS is fucked, being too old. I have 3 options, spend money to get them put right, spend time at the computer working to make sure I get the sites re opened when they crash, blow it all our and retire. Now if they had $3,000 and a clue, they could buy the content and make sales. Let's face it traffic is all they need and they have millions of that. LOL

Off to the hospital, the clue why is in my bookmarks.
Quote:
Originally Posted by will76

Ok, while I have to admit 162 new sales this year is more than I expected. (I assume "single" is the new sales column as I am not familiar with ccbill admin.) I am safe from shitting my pants since I said "100s". I also underestimated that we are already in October and just 0.5 sales a day still adds up. I will honor the part of not replying to your posts. At least people can see now what you have accomplished in sales this year to go along with your knowledge of knowing what the surfer wants in 2013 and how to make sales.

Hope you feel better, I don't wish illiness on anyone. You really should probably post less and rest / enjoy your life. Everyone here will be ok even without you telling them what they need to do to make sales.
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Originally Posted by roberto (Post 492914)
Not so fast buddy! "Single" is new non-recurring subscription plans, "Recurring" is new subscriptions that will rebill. "Rebill" is the only non-new sales column. So 162+188 is 350. That is "hundreds".

Not sure who gets the worse end of that promise tho, you or us.

Honestly, 19k in sales (and over 14k in new customers this year so far) for a site that's been obviously idle for years and requires no work at this point - a sign that there's still money to be made in this biz and the subscription model in particular.
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Originally Posted by will76
oh shit.

i am sure this shit talk is tmi for most but the irony is that I am reading this on my phone while sitting on the toilet. Lol

ill give it to Paul I am surprised he was still making sales. Which would then make me wonder even more why do you close the site down?

I agee with your assessment, if a dormant site with 5+ year old design and content can still make 1-2 new sales a day then there must still be a decent amount of sales out there.

I guess magic join links really do work! Which means Paul is still alive and kicking and deserves to have his account reactivated!

seeandsee 10-10-2013 02:07 AM
I would be surprised magic join link dont produce that amount :)

johnnyloadproductions 10-10-2013 03:19 AM
If anyone is interested:

AllAboutCams 10-10-2013 03:53 AM
Why the fuck bring this crap here

Mediamix 10-10-2013 04:00 AM
What ever happens on the YNOT board should stay on the YNOT board...

ottopottomouse 10-10-2013 04:14 AM
Bored of being creepy around minging strippers.

wehateporn 10-10-2013 04:18 AM
Wow, that board is still alive, thanks for the heads-up, interesting developments :thumbsup

pinkz 10-10-2013 04:19 AM
YAWN

8char

DamianJ 10-10-2013 04:39 AM
Have the rules been changed about promoting other boards?

This is like YNOT are paying the OP to bring people there...

MaDalton 10-10-2013 04:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19829312)
Have the rules been changed about promoting other boards?

This is like YNOT are paying the OP to bring people there...
you're just pissed that there's a board left where you didnt manage to get Paul banned yet :winkwink:

Due 10-10-2013 04:47 AM
I doesn't matter because in this board industry people will get banned if they annoy the trolls

johnnyloadproductions 10-10-2013 05:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19829265)
Why the fuck bring this crap here
What's with the attitude? I thought you liked Paul.

Quote:
Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19829312)
Have the rules been changed about promoting other boards?

This is like YNOT are paying the OP to bring people there...
At least he owns the box he thinks in. :winkwink:

Magnetron 10-10-2013 05:09 AM
Johnny, you bad boy LOL

Barry-xlovecam 10-10-2013 06:21 AM
Good to hear, both are industry old-timers -- I wish them well ...

DamianJ 10-10-2013 06:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19829314)
you're just pissed that there's a board left where you didnt manage to get Paul banned yet :winkwink:
Hee hee!

Gotta let him have one, otherwise, wtf would he do with his days?

Jman 10-10-2013 06:56 AM
Bring paulie back!!!!!!

Rochard 10-10-2013 06:58 AM
Even I am bored of this conversation.

_Richard_ 10-10-2013 08:19 AM
i am impressed that dude hasn't imploded yet

Wizzo 10-10-2013 08:25 AM
So $14k over 10 months is now making bank? :error:error

epitome 10-10-2013 08:28 AM
$14k is certainly not anything to brag about. Paul would have done a bigger service to himself to just not post the stats at all. Instead, he looks even more ridiculous.

Also, he's closing his content store for the 100th time. Not sure how that is news. Just sounds like he is desperate for money again and based on those stats, he really needs it.

I did the math based on numbers he once posted and even though he only averaged $70k a year even in the very bet years of porn, it is sad that he never managed to save even a little bit.

L-Pink 10-10-2013 08:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 19829616)
So $14k over 10 months is now making bank? :error:error

Did I read that wrong or is he selling something for $3,000 that makes him $15,000 a year without effort?


.

johnnyloadproductions 10-10-2013 08:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 19829616)
So $14k over 10 months is now making bank? :error:error
Please don't derail this thread by antagonizing a good blowout.

Quote:
Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19829621)
$14k is certainly not anything to brag about. Paul would have done a bigger service to himself to just not post the stats at all. Instead, he looks even more ridiculous.
Please stick to bottoming for your boyfriends. Also my office is better then yours.
I'm still willing to be friends with you. :)

johnnyloadproductions 10-10-2013 08:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 19829616)
So $14k over 10 months is now making bank? :error:error
As the frontman of juicyads you get to see all the numbers, so I'm sure you can extrapolate who's doing what and how much traffic they have.

johnnyloadproductions 10-10-2013 08:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19829624)
Did I read that wrong or is he selling something for $3,000 that makes him $15,000 a year without effort?
.
Nice edit.

$15k with no effort. Paul Markham is a brand.

Damian could use that on a down payment for a house! :2 cents:

Even though it doesn't play for your clubhouse, is it not worth it?

Will76 stills needs to shit his pants. :1orglaugh

L-Pink 10-10-2013 08:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 19829646)
$15k with no effort. Paul Markham is a brand.

Even though it doesn't play for your clubhouse, is it not worth it?

Will76 stills needs to shit his pants. :1orglaugh
Why sell something for $3000 if it makes you $15,000 a year with no effort?

Unless I read that wrong.

DamianJ 10-10-2013 08:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19829621)
I did the math based on numbers he once posted and even though he only averaged $70k a year even in the very bet years of porn, it is sad that he never managed to save even a little bit.
What strikes me as odd, is that he is closing the sites. I'm sure 14K is a lot where he lives, and frankly, he is old and very ill with a young wife and daughter.

Why not just keep the site going? He said he needs a new server. Well, they are cheap as chips. A CMS? loads of cheap options there.

He could leave behind at least a few grand a month for his family for when he is gone.

Makes little sense just to close something that is making money...

Jel 10-10-2013 08:42 AM
I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest that that's 2 or 3 years worth loaded up, then the dates changed, and screencapped before running the new date report.

Would also explain why he is seemingly selling for $3k when we all know he would never do so if it were actually making 14k per 10 months

L-Pink 10-10-2013 08:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 19829646)
Nice edit.


Even though it doesn't play for your clubhouse, is it not worth it?
Thanks. I do spend more than that on my clubhouse bill each year.

But if I had something making more than a 1000 a month I certainly wouldn't sell it for less than 3 months earnings.

epitome 10-10-2013 08:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jel (Post 19829656)
I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest that that's 2 or 3 years worth loaded up, then the dates changed, and screencapped before running the new date report.

Would also explain why he is seemingly selling for $3k when we all know he would never do so if it were actually making 14k per 10 months
You may be onto something. I recall him posting stats in the past -- on this very board -- with eerily similar numbers.

Jel 10-10-2013 08:48 AM
easy to do that, here's my stats for 1 day (not)

http://i.imgur.com/hAEEunb.jpg

epitome 10-10-2013 08:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 19829633)
Please stick to bottoming for your boyfriends. Also my office is better then yours.
I'm still willing to be friends with you. :)
I'm a top. Also, thanks, but I'm not interested in being your friend. :2 cents:

epitome 10-10-2013 08:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jel (Post 19829674)
easy to do that, here's my stats for 1 day (not)

http://i.imgur.com/hAEEunb.jpg
Nice stats! Heard you're selling the site for $50.

johnnyloadproductions 10-10-2013 08:52 AM
I'm not liking where this thread is going, accusing Paul Markham of something he's not. :(

Anyway... glad to put Paul on everyone's mind again.

Jel 10-10-2013 08:52 AM
:1orglaugh

Jel 10-10-2013 08:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 19829682)
I'm not liking where this thread is going, accusing Paul Markham of something he's not. :(
I don't see anyone accusing him of being honest and/or knowledgeable about online adult?

L-Pink 10-10-2013 08:58 AM
Anyone selling a income stream requiring no effort for less than 3 months earnings is either ?

A) An idiot.
B) Cooking the books.

Which is it?

MaDalton 10-10-2013 09:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19829689)
Anyone selling a income stream requiring no effort for less than 3 months earnings is either ?

A) An idiot.
B) Cooking the books.

Which is it?
he doesnt sell the paysites - he sells the same content as non-exclusive package

DamianJ 10-10-2013 09:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19829689)
Anyone selling a income stream requiring no effort for less than 3 months earnings is either ?

A) An idiot.
B) Cooking the books.

Which is it?
Can I pick both?

L-Pink 10-10-2013 09:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19829691)
he doesnt sell the paysites - he sells the same content as non-exclusive package
That makes more sense. I did ask about that 3 times.

mineistaken 10-10-2013 09:05 AM
Yep, does not add up, if sales are hat high why close/sell? Fishy.
ps: Ok, so he is not selling/closing the site, just content.

pps: Cannot establish database connection: Too many connections :)

MaDalton 10-10-2013 09:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19829695)
That makes more sense. I did ask about that 3 times.
sorry, i was busy otherwise

but you can buy the content and also make $14k a year :thumbsup

DamianJ 10-10-2013 09:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19829695)
That makes more sense. I did ask about that 3 times.
But closing his pay site, that is allegedly making 14k a year because he said he needs a new server and that's too much hassle makes no sense at all.

epitome 10-10-2013 01:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jel (Post 19829686)
I don't see anyone accusing him of being honest and/or knowledgeable about online adult?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:thumbsup

epitome 10-10-2013 01:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 19829682)
I'm not liking where this thread is going, accusing Paul Markham of something he's not. :(

Anyway... glad to put Paul on everyone's mind again.
Don't worry, people will always remember Paul. For all the reasons other than what he would hope or think. Lucky for him, the mind of a narcissist is unable to grasp such and he'll go out thinking he was a legend.

Grisey 10-10-2013 03:14 PM
Last time markham posted stats he did 6 sales a month, so those stats are fake

bean-aid 10-10-2013 10:21 PM
Will there be shitting in pants anytime soon? I have my camcorder out just in case

Supz 10-11-2013 12:12 AM
those stats dont show anyone making bank.

CurrentlySober 10-11-2013 12:51 AM
I'm really not bothered by Paul Markham, or Will76 either way...

However, I do wish to express a genuine interest in the 'Shitting the Pants' part. :thumbsup

I would be more than willing to offer my services as a 'Substitute / Stand In' pants shitter if required? :2 cents:

No charges either way, but I wont be available for a few days as I'm going out of town. :helpme

Please keep me in mind :thumbsup

Klen 10-11-2013 12:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19830744)
I'm really not bothered by Paul Markham, or Will76 either way...

However, I do wish to express a genuine interest in the 'Shitting the Pants' part. :thumbsup

I would be more than willing to offer my services as a 'Substitute / Stand In' pants shitter if required? :2 cents:

No charges either way, but I wont be available for a few days as I'm going out of town. :helpme

Please keep me in mind :thumbsup
No thread is complete without currentlysober comment :1orglaugh

MrBottomTooth 10-11-2013 07:49 AM
It's so obvious he is faking that. Even when he got his creepy picture and site posted on the front page of reddit and got over 900,000 views he only made 3 sales in two days.

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1084110&page=2


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