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kane 09-19-2013 03:52 PM

Some people are just assholes
 
I had a strange experience today.

I was in my car going through the drive-thru ATM. There was one car in front of me. The driver of that car not only leaves her card in the machine, she leaves her wallet on top of it. I tried to flag her down as she drove off, but she didn't see me.

I look at the card and see it is a business card. The wallet is a Prada wallet so likely not very cheap. I call the business and ask if they have a woman by this name working there. They tell me she is the owner. I explain about the ATM card/wallet and they give me the woman's cell phone number. I call her, tell her what happened and she tells me she will come back to where I am and meet me to get her wallet and card. Great.

I wait about 20 minutes for her. When she gets there I give her the wallet. She takes it, looks through it and sees nothing is missing (including the cash that was in it) and then she glares at me and rudely says, "You should have just taken it into the bank and given it to them." I tell her I was just trying to do something nice and get her wallet back to her as quickly as possible. She basically snarls at me and says, "Nice guys finish last." Then walks away, gets in her car and leaves.

What a bitch.

Seth Manson 09-19-2013 03:56 PM

Should have knocked it out of her hand then kicked it under a parked car.

BSleazy 09-19-2013 03:57 PM

Lol you hit on her or something? Almost hard to believe.

Seth Manson 09-19-2013 03:58 PM

hey since you've got her number, post it here

kane 09-19-2013 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BSleazy (Post 19806161)
Lol you hit on her or something? Almost hard to believe.

The funny thing is I hardly said anything to her. When I called her I explained to her that I was behind her at the ATM and she accidentally left her wallet on the machine and her card in it and that I have it. I asked her if she wants to come get it from me or what she wants to do. She said she would meet me and get it. I told her what kind of car I drive and that I would see her when she got here.

When she arrived she walked over to me, asked if it was me. I said yes (I recognized her car so I had been waving to her as she pulled into the parking lot). I handed her wallet and card to her. So really, the only word I had said at that moment was "yes." She takes them, opens up the wallet and looks through it, puts her card back in it then puts the wallet in her purse. Then she looks up at me and says, "You should have just taken it into the bank."

I was shocked. I wasn't expecting her to give me anything, but I assumed she would say thank you.

seeandsee 09-19-2013 04:09 PM

you really need to open you anger language and send that bitch to hell!

Jim_Gunn 09-19-2013 04:09 PM

I believe this story. There was a thread I was reading on Reddit a while back full of these kind of stories where some ungrateful asshole either called the police and accused the person returning a wallet which was found with cash missing of being the thief or one case where a person returning a wallet was asked to wait outside some wealthy person's home at the doorstep while the live in nanny or maid brought the wallet in to their employer to make sure nothing was missing before rudely dismissing them by threatening to call neighborhood security without even in person thanks from the owner.

bean-aid 09-19-2013 04:10 PM

You should of kicked her in the nuts when she said that.

SilentKnight 09-19-2013 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 19806165)
hey since you've got her number, post it here

FTW! :thumbsup

kane 09-19-2013 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 19806178)
I believe this story. There was a thread I was reading on Reddit a while back full of these kind of stories where some ungrateful asshole either called the police and accused the person returning a wallet which was found with cash missing of being the thief or one case where a person returning a wallet was asked to wait outside some wealthy person's home at the doorstep while the live in nanny or maid brought the wallet in to their employer to make sure nothing was missing before rudely dismissing them by threatening to call neighborhood security without even in person thanks from the owner.

The funny thing was the reason I decided to not just take the wallet inside the bank and give it to them was something that had happened to me about 20 years ago. I had just moved from Portland to Los Angeles. I had only been there a few weeks when I lost my wallet at a grocery store. I didn't have a California drivers license yet so when the person looked in my wallet all they found my my license from Oregon. Instead of just tossing the wallet or turning it into the store they actually drove around the neighborhood for two hours looking for a car that had Oregon plates. When they found the car they found me and gave me my wallet back. I was floored that they would go to those lengths to do that for me.

So when I found her wallet I decided to pay it back and get it back to her ASAP instead of her having to go through the hassle of having the bank call her etc.

Apparently she didn't appreciate my good will.

kane 09-19-2013 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaner (Post 19806179)
You should of kicked her in the nuts when she said that.

Had I been on my game I would have told her I used the wallet to wipe my ass with, but I was so shocked I didn't say anything.

EDepth 09-19-2013 04:17 PM

Found a woman's wallet a few months back, called the # on a card from inside, she asked for me to give it to the workers in the coffee shop next door. No thanks or anything. Should have just poured the contents on the ground and left after talking to her on the phone.

deltav 09-19-2013 04:22 PM

She really said "Nice guys finish last"??

pornguy 09-19-2013 04:24 PM

Next time you take the case and toss the rest.

VIXEN ESCORTS 09-19-2013 04:24 PM

WTF is a drive thru ATM ?
Jesus, no wonder the US is full of fatties.

SilentKnight 09-19-2013 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 19806186)
The funny thing was the reason I decided to not just take the wallet inside the bank and give it to them was something that had happened to me about 20 years ago. I had just moved from Portland to Los Angeles. I had only been there a few weeks when I lost my wallet at a grocery store. I didn't have a California drivers license yet so when the person looked in my wallet all they found my my license from Oregon. Instead of just tossing the wallet or turning it into the store they actually drove around the neighborhood for two hours looking for a car that had Oregon plates. When they found the car they found me and gave me my wallet back. I was floored that they would go to those lengths to do that for me.

So when I found her wallet I decided to pay it back and get it back to her ASAP instead of her having to go through the hassle of having the bank call her etc.

Apparently she didn't appreciate my good will.

Small consolation - but thanks for helping restore my faith in humanity.

Now...go treat yourself to some spicy burritos at Taco Bell. Afterward drive over to this woman's place of business...ask to use her bathroom. Revenge can also be a plate served while its still steaming.

sandman! 09-19-2013 04:29 PM

i would post her # on craigslist looking for s&m or something :)

bushwacker 09-19-2013 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 19806157)
I had a strange experience today.

I was in my car going through the drive-thru ATM. There was one car in front of me. The driver of that car not only leaves her card in the machine, she leaves her wallet on top of it. I tried to flag her down as she drove off, but she didn't see me.

I look at the card and see it is a business card. The wallet is a Prada wallet so likely not very cheap. I call the business and ask if they have a woman by this name working there. They tell me she is the owner. I explain about the ATM card/wallet and they give me the woman's cell phone number. I call her, tell her what happened and she tells me she will come back to where I am and meet me to get her wallet and card. Great.

I wait about 20 minutes for her. When she gets there I give her the wallet. She takes it, looks through it and sees nothing is missing (including the cash that was in it) and then she glares at me and rudely says, "You should have just taken it into the bank and given it to them." I tell her I was just trying to do something nice and get her wallet back to her as quickly as possible. She basically snarls at me and says, "Nice guys finish last." Then walks away, gets in her car and leaves.

What a bitch.


Admit it, you just made that up. :1orglaugh

Dead 09-19-2013 04:33 PM

I see this everyday anymore, humanity and compassion is dead! Unfuckin real, hold a door for someone and they look at at you like it is your job, yield the lane and get flicked off.....say "good morning", and get eyes rolled at you????? WTF has happened to this place? I have noticed the change recently as it has not always been like this.
What skin color was she? just curious.....

Jel 09-19-2013 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 19806165)
hey since you've got her number, post it here

+ fucking 1 :1orglaugh :thumbsup

SilentKnight 09-19-2013 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead (Post 19806210)
I see this everyday anymore, humanity and compassion is dead! Unfuckin real, hold a door for someone and they look at at you like it is your job, yield the lane and get flicked off.....say "good morning", and get eyes rolled at you????? WTF has happened to this place? I have noticed the change recently as it has not always been like this.
What skin color was she? just curious.....

Mebbe its the noun on your t-shirt? :winkwink:

deltav 09-19-2013 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead (Post 19806210)
I see this everyday anymore, humanity and compassion is dead! Unfuckin real, hold a door for someone and they look at at you like it is your job, yield the lane and get flicked off.....say "good morning", and get eyes rolled at you????? WTF has happened to this place? I have noticed the change recently as it has not always been like this.
What skin color was she? just curious.....

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh The irony in this post is rich. "Just curious...." my ass.

Jel 09-19-2013 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by deltav (Post 19806194)
She really said "Nice guys finish last"??

I know right, talk about live your life as if it were some really bad movie with the corniest lines ever :1orglaugh

It's actually so surreal all I can do is laugh, what a horrible existence she must have :thumbsup

kane 09-19-2013 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deltav (Post 19806194)
She really said "Nice guys finish last"??

Yep. She did it with a scowl on her face. It was almost like she was offended that I was doing something nice for her. I was a little shocked when she said it to because it is only something you see in movies.

L-Pink 09-19-2013 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VIXEN ESCORTS (Post 19806197)
WTF is a drive thru ATM ?
Jesus, no wonder the US is full of fatties.


http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/6605/5u0b.jpg

Our Ass To Mouth drive throughs are similar to the Switzerland sex garages.


.

kane 09-19-2013 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead (Post 19806210)
I see this everyday anymore, humanity and compassion is dead! Unfuckin real, hold a door for someone and they look at at you like it is your job, yield the lane and get flicked off.....say "good morning", and get eyes rolled at you????? WTF has happened to this place? I have noticed the change recently as it has not always been like this.
What skin color was she? just curious.....

She was white.

deltav 09-19-2013 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 19806218)
I know right, talk about live your life as if it were some really bad movie with the corniest lines ever :1orglaugh

It's actually so surreal all I can do is laugh, what a horrible existence she must have :thumbsup

Lol, yeah I'm just having a hard time imagining that line ever being used in that context. Like I would be way more shocked and incredulous at that than her being an ungrateful bitch.

kane 09-19-2013 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bushwacker (Post 19806208)
Admit it, you just made that up. :1orglaugh

I wish I had. Tracking her down and waiting for her is 30 minutes of my life I won't get back.

kane 09-19-2013 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19806205)
Small consolation - but thanks for helping restore my faith in humanity.

Now...go treat yourself to some spicy burritos at Taco Bell. Afterward drive over to this woman's place of business...ask to use her bathroom. Revenge can also be a plate served while its still steaming.

LOL that would be classic. Since I know what her car looks like I could go shit on the hood of her car :)

Dead 09-19-2013 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19806214)
Mebbe its the noun on your t-shirt? :winkwink:

I was wearing my "Go Braves" shirt that day :1orglaugh

deltav 09-19-2013 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 19806222)
Yep. She did it with a scowl on her face. It was almost like she was offended that I was doing something nice for her. I was a little shocked when she said it to because it is only something you see in movies.

Your avatar is mesmerizing.

Dead 09-19-2013 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 19806225)
She was white.

Thanks for the honest reply. Just doing my own survey based on what i have witnessed.

Jel 09-19-2013 04:51 PM

I reposted this on facebook, along with Seth's suggestion to post her number. 1 like so far for the suggestion, pleeeease tell me you are at least considering dropping her cellphone number here :1orglaugh

Or at least a few more details so that between us all we can make it go viral and hopefully she gets recognised :)

BSleazy 09-19-2013 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 19806222)
Yep. She did it with a scowl on her face. It was almost like she was offended that I was doing something nice for her. I was a little shocked when she said it to because it is only something you see in movies.

She was probably withdrawing money to pay her boyfriends bills or something lol

deltav 09-19-2013 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 19806235)
I reposted this on facebook, along with Seth's suggestion to post her number. 1 like so far for the suggestion, pleeeease tell me you are at least considering dropping her cellphone number here :1orglaugh

Or at least a few more details so that between us all we can make it go viral and hopefully she gets recognised :)

Nah, this is where you chalk it up to one unhappy weirdo and just move on. IMO for everyone asshole like that there are 20 people who'd thank you profusely.

Dead 09-19-2013 04:57 PM

I dare anyone to go out and try to do a nice deed and see how it ends. I will guarantee you will get the same result as the OP. I am losing my faith in the "be nice" take in this world. Every day I that that bitch is more right, We do finish last, but with our pride and honor, we still contribute to the whole....

Thank you for doing the right thing Kane, it is noted. Somewhere I hope.....

Spunky 09-19-2013 05:00 PM

Miserable bitch,probably never done anything nice to anybody but herself

Jel 09-19-2013 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead (Post 19806248)
I dare anyone to go out and try to do a nice deed and see how it ends. I will guarantee you will get the same result as the OP. I am losing my faith in the "be nice" take in this world. Every day I that that bitch is more right, We do finish last, but with our pride and honor, we still contribute to the whole....

Thank you for doing the right thing Kane, it is noted. Somewhere I hope.....

Nah, that result would happen like 0.001% of the time.

Phoenix 09-19-2013 05:02 PM

post it on reddit and include the number

:)

Jel 09-19-2013 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deltav (Post 19806243)
Nah, this is where you chalk it up to one unhappy weirdo and just move on. IMO for everyone asshole like that there are 20 people who'd thank you profusely.

Well you're no fun :party-smi

And yeah though I'd go way higher than 20. With the actual use of that line she said, it's a safe bet she has some pretty big issues that go beyond the 'normal' boundaries of those that are mediocre assholes :1orglaugh

Dead 09-19-2013 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 19806255)
Nah, that result would happen like 0.001% of the time.

I live in Atlanta, and swear, this is common place. I wish I had your optimism. My life experiences tell me otherwise.

Tom_PM 09-19-2013 05:09 PM

Once she spat out the "nice guys finish last" bullshit, you might have said "well in that case, your welcome you fucking cunt" and peeled out of there spraying her with asphalt. She probably would have waved happily with a big smile..

You did well and since she didn't, I'll say thank you and keep fighting the good fight.

Dead 09-19-2013 05:11 PM

You all must live in Mayberry? Where the hell is Andy when I need him?

Jel 09-19-2013 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead (Post 19806269)
I live in Atlanta, and swear, this is common place. I wish I had your optimism. My life experiences tell me otherwise.

Not to get all deep in a thread like this, but I'd say that's your life outlook, rather than your life experiences :) And the preceding sentence is from experience, lol :thumbsup

Dead 09-19-2013 05:21 PM

Just a product of my environment, one will as the board is famous for saying "Adapt or Die" ....funny thing thou, I will still hold the door for anyone behind me, I will still give way to the lane in traffic...none of the things I have been wronged in will ever change my moral compass, just learning to be more aware of how it surrounds

Jel 09-19-2013 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 19806235)
I reposted this on facebook, along with Seth's suggestion to post her number. 1 like so far for the suggestion, pleeeease tell me you are at least considering dropping her cellphone number here :1orglaugh

3 likes, which considering it's 1.30am here, and I only have about 30 friends, is pretty good :winkwink:

Jel 09-19-2013 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead (Post 19806286)
Just a product of my environment, one will as the board is famous for saying "Adapt or Die" ....funny thing thou, I will still hold the door for anyone behind me, I will still give way to the lane in traffic...none of the things I have been wronged in will ever change my moral compass, just learning to be more aware of how it surrounds

:thumbsup

dimfizz 09-19-2013 05:32 PM

Snarling Bitch:


http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/...fizz/snrbi.jpg

kane 09-19-2013 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 19806235)
I reposted this on facebook, along with Seth's suggestion to post her number. 1 like so far for the suggestion, pleeeease tell me you are at least considering dropping her cellphone number here :1orglaugh

Or at least a few more details so that between us all we can make it go viral and hopefully she gets recognised :)

I likely will not be posting her number. . . To me someone who reacts like that is either having a really bad or is just a nasty person and I don't need to get involved in drama with some nasty bitch.

kane 09-19-2013 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dimfizz (Post 19806303)

LOL that looks familiar.


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