Down to 9 fingers now
 

Yup... lost a fingertip tonight.. got it caught in this chair, cut the fucker right off.

It was a good finger.. on my favorite hand too, the right one..


I'm already gettin used to typing like this.. which is good since I don't have health insurance..

ouch!

freak

I lost the tip of my right index finger also. It was when I was young. I was spinning the back wheel of my bicycle. You know when you turn your bick upside down and pretend to make ice cream....... well I was spinning the fucker really fast and my finger got caught in between the chain and the sprocket !

It got chopped off to the bone ! This was like 20 years ago and it grew back with a regular nail but is more pointed than the index finger on my left hand.

what the fuck are you talking about??

your finger grew back ? :eyecrazy

pics? :eek7

Making icecream with your bike? Wtf are you smokin

No digi cam... the skin all around it is wrinkled and really pale.. and the wound itself is turning black.. but i think thats just the blood coagulating.

I'm gettin it down though... can still light a lighter, take a piss, and all that good shit... but once these vicodin wear off I think it might hurt a little... shit.. it looks like it hurts :(

I was thinkin the same thing.. I've never pretended to make ice cream, if I want some, I'll go buy some.. and I don't even know how a bike gets involved into an ice cream situation... unless you're riding it to go get me some.

Frodo ended up with only 9 fingers.
But he was a hobbit. Are you a hobbit too?

6'2 hobbit.

haha i thought i was the only one who didnt get that

If your finger gets cut off above the first knuckle it can grow back if it is treated correctly. That is of course only if your making Chocolate ice cream and not Vanilla when it happens!

Let's see a pic!

get a pic out i need some good beat off materia.. i mean

I really want to post a pic.. wanna mail me a digi cam? I'm sure it will still look just as nasty in 2 days.. overnight express it to me.

You all better watch it or he'll nub you to death! :1orglaugh

Seriously, take care of that and maybe it'll grow back like a lizard's tail! If you kept the tip, I heard superglue works miracles!

you used to have a cam, what happened to it?

My woodshop teacher in high school had three fingers that were half missing. I never trusted a word he said about safety on the table saw, though.

Seriously, dude, if you don't have insurance just go sit in the county ER for the 6-8 hours and make sure it isn't getting infected.

Even without insurance the ER at a county hospital would have been required to sew it back on for you (if that was a feasible option).

...and you still haven't explained this ice-creaming making/bike thing that none of us understand. :helpme

I saw a kid turn his bike over and spin his back tire really hard and stick his tongue on it. Bunch of other little kids were egging him on.
Peer pressure, it's a bitch!

OMG !!! I used to do that .. although I dont know how the idea got started that spinning your tire wheel was anything like making ice cream... Damn .. I forgot all about that .. And you know my mom always used to yell at me that I'm going to get my hand stuck .. guess it really happens .. sorry guy :glugglug

Dude, if the wound is turning black, you really need to get to an emergency room. It could be the beginning of gangrene. Dried blood is a very dark red. By law the emergency rooms have to take you and treat you even if you don't have insurance. Also, by law, they have to accept a payment deal you can live with ($20 /month, for example)

i lost a 1/4 inch off the end of my thumb when i was 17 in a damn table saw...never played the violin again

A finger tip? Damn, that's nothing . . . I lost my colon :eyecrazy

I thought the thumb was only to support the violin?

you actually use it?

I bet you feel a little off balanced now when you give the bird. You got a "cock-eyed bird" now. Kinda weird if you ask me.

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Maybe you can do a better job explaining how spinning the back wheel on your bicycle while it is upstairs is some how related to PRETENDING to make ice cream !

ROFL, ha ha ha, that's funny how other people don't get it. I used to do the same thing as a kid, but I didn't make ice cream, I made popcorn :thumbsup :thumbsup

hahahahhaaha i actually laughed out loud on that comment

hurry, before the vicodins wear off, take that lighter and *cauterize* the wound, if your careful you can melt the wound closed and it will be good as new..! hurry, don't think about it too long..!

That wasn't my webcam.. but I'll be gettin one soon..


Anyways.. my fingers not too bad.. but I will have a doctor look at it today..

I didn't lose any bone, just alot of skin, and broke the nail off..

No matter what though.. I'm pretty sure that when this is over I will have one fucked up lookin finger print.

Finally..........The "REAL" story behind the "FISH HOOK" lol

You got your colon stuck in a bicycle chain? Damn man, that's pretty acrobatic... I'm impressed. :glugglug

Ok, nothing happened to my fingers, but 5 years ago I was playing soccer with some friends of mine, and I tripped. I put my arms down in front of me to support my fall, but all the pressure went to my elbows and they went *crack!* I went to the Emergency room 6 hours later after my elbows ballooned to purple bumps. I had to wear casts on both arms from wrist to upperarm for 2 months.

Showering and cleaning myself was a bitch

hahahahahaahahahahaha

this was too funny or im too drunk

I had a finger injury as well.

My middle finger on my left hand got to meet Mr. Tablesaw. I never experienced so much pain in my life. The saw blade cut directly into my finger so it didn't really cut the tip off. Half my fingernail was gone and there was blood everywhere. My boss at the time said it wasn't that bad and made me keep working. After soaking blood through 5 band aids I decided that it was time to go to the doctor. Got to soak my finger in iodine and got cool finger condoms. My left middle finger now is slightly deformed. I hate tablesaws now.

Hurt like hell, too :Graucho

Nah, surgeon cut it out. He told me he had to do it or I'd die - I think he was just bored :winkwink:

I lost my virginity once . . . . never did find that again.

I lost my pussy finger,

and my girlfriend has never been the same since

I wish I had a bitch for that.

did you just say that Goth?


:eek7

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Makes no sense to me either....