How Many Signups Did I get Today?
 

Anyone care to take a guess?


HMMMMMM???

2

1 signup - 2 chargebacks = -1 sales

::buzz:: wrong!

462 and a half.

err nope! lol

none

43

jesus christ, is that even possible? lol

Easily?

ask quiet.

is there a prize?

you guessed it!!!

I MADE $0 AGAIN TODAY!!!! YIPPEDY FUCKING DOOOOO

All that work for absolutely nothing ... AGAIN!!!


Well i got 39 people to place ad's on my personals sponsor, they usually like 1:5 people that place ad's convert. So maybe ill get alot of signups in a few days.

but today ... NOTHING AT ALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

Why am i not surprised? BECAUSE I FUCKING SUCK DONKEY ASS AT THIS SHIT!!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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what do i win?

I doubt it'd be worth it if he thinks 42 signups in a day is impossible. :thumbsup

my guess is 0

but i did ...

i said "jesus christ" is it possible ROFL!!!

Could you strive to be a little more annoying, please?

hmm ok

None, huh? That happen a lot?

nice fucking world i live in heh?

wake up 6am to go to work, get home near 3pm and hit the pc ... sit here until about 4am and get 2hrs of sleep for next day to do it all over again!

tear my relationship apart because "i dont spend any time" with her

family is on my ass because i "live like a fucking hermit"


boss is on my ass because i "always in a rush to hit the door"


and i got 0 sales to show for it!!





ahh fuck it

What sites do you run?

how can u survive with 2hrs of sleep?

the only thing i run is my mouth!! Preaching to my girl how i swear this is gonna pay off

pleasuredvds.com


this is the gallery i just made:
http://www.pleasuredvds.com/gallerie...how/index.html

Maybe you should promote something cooler. :thumbsup

:thumbsup

sometimes images dont load.. get a better host

gothweb, normally id jump on it man, and i might even still.

but im sooo sick of changing sponsors. So sick of crying the blues, then someone "helps" me and i get all hyped up again just to not see any profits.

The only thing i can manage to convert is AP pay per click program, thank god it might pay my hosting bill.

Can you beleive it? All this work and im relying on $0.06 per click?

ive fucking had it, id say im quitting but i cant even manage to do that!!!

Why would they need to click? Shit, you can even see her colon in one of the shots, nothing left to their imagination.

And exactly how long have you been trying to make it rich? A week?

:1orglaugh

Colon is sexy.

it will pick up, I got 7 today, I hate tuesdays

I'm hardly a tgp maven, but 20 pics seems a bit much in my opinion.

Stop bitching. If you want to ever try a different niche, contact me. I will PRE PAY you for advertising in my niche markets. No worries about conversion, no ratios to keep. YOu just get the traffic to your sites, and I'll pay you for exposure..

Peace.
:glugglug

Agreed, it's damn sexy.. But it should be reserved for after they've gotten out their dick then smacked their CC with it a couple times!

:winkwink:

look i know its not the best content, it might even suck ass. But it was donated to me by a buddy who owns a content shop and he actually tried to help me.

I cant afford to by some quality content yet.


Do you see the irony in this:
"he who colors the best picture, gets the best crayons"


cant color a nice pic with shitty crayons, but you dont get the good crayons until you color a nice pic .... thats how i feel as far as content goes, lol

not sure how to say "kiss my ass, im no newbie" without sounding offensive, lol

You missed the point. Its not about the quality, its about the quantity. Give them a few enticing yet unsatisfying shots.

Yeah, good point.

The content was fine, your selection of shots and poses was fucked up.

Dude, I've been watching you post and rant and rave for like two weeks now, you're the epitome of a newbie when it comes to tgp apparently. Listen to people's suggestions instead of telling me to kiss your ass.

Let me elaborate on this so you don't get confused.

You're giving the surfer far too much, there's no tease, there's no "I need to see more of her!!!" so they arent' going to click through to your sponsor, they're going to move on to the next gallery, and when they find the one that makes their cock rock solid and their CC jump out of their pants, you'll have a sale.

Dude... that's where you're wrong... you ARE a fucking newbie... you can't make sales - you are promoting an amateur site with a chick that looks like a pro... you have a "day job"... I see you post lots of posts every single night on this board - most of the time you post crap. Stop wasting your time and either spend that time trying to make $$$ or spend it with your family!

No offense intended, but you need to wake up to yourself. We all have different skills... That's why you have a day job and most of the people on here do this full-time - because we are skilled at what we do.

As for starting in a new business with no working capital - don't get me started... do you think you would start a Mr. Whippy business without any cash to buy stock and the ice-cream van???

As I said, I don't mean to offend you, but too many people get into this biz thinking it's easy and takes nothing to start - they are wrong!

i was only given 20 pics of her though, 100 pics total of 5 girls.

If this was my story, I think I would give it up??...Your wasting 1/2 your life away and for nothing, and ruining your family???...
This biz is not for everyone, as you are Living proof of this??...
I'm not being mean, just responding to you own self admitted failure.:2 cents: In this biz, if your spending 10+ hours a day, and not making atleast 10 sign ups or sales of something, your totally wasting your time. Well thats just my opinion.:2 cents:

Hmmm...story sounds familiar. But I work until 5pm and go to bed at 2am. I spend the evening with my family until my kids go to bed. Fortunately, I'm making enough to pay for a couple cars and cover the bills. Full time soon I hope.

So I get 4hrs of sleep :winkwink:

Ok i hear this alot, and for a long time i practiced it. I am going by this theory:
When selling cars, do you just show the buyer the hood and wait for him to put a down payment? You have to let him see the entire package, let him go for a test drive, feel the suspention! Then if he likes it he will whip the CC out.

If you look at the gallery, i could have left off the last 5 pics and made it a bit more "seductive" i supose, But im gambling on the surfur saying "man this chicks colon is fucking nice! I bet if i join i will see more colons!"

Id say "i could be wrong" but after checking my stats again, im pretty sure i am, lol

ya know, your prolly absolutely correct. Maybe i am wasting my time and have been for a long ass time now, maybe im just not made for this. But i really do love it, and i want to do it full time, i just need it to meet me half way kinda, hope thats understandable.

But maybe your right, maybe im just fighting the inevitable.

Why even offer to help people like this?

These fuckers belong in video stores alphabetizing DVDs and talking about what Tarantino's gonna do next.

His little girl wanted a poney. So porn business is like the Kwik-E-Mart for him.