Post your picture, you cave dwellers. Here's mine.
 

While proving that I am, in fact, white over in another thread- I came up with this idea.

you are one ugly motherfucker

I call liar. You're not fat, and adult webmasters are faaaaaaat!!!! :2 cents:

so dreamy

You think that circus clown is a webmaster of any sort???????? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh master of flipping burgers at McDonalds maybe...

also, try to be more picky with girls. A black girl with square face is a no-no :(

You mean that lady in Miami? She was just driving me around, genius.. She lived next door to the lady I was staying with down there who was some kind of Italian Colombian mix and if anything on her was square I'm chinese

Wait a minute- are you talking about the lady who use to sit with me at night in from of the hotel in Kissimmee? Her and I never really did much, she came up to my room and blew me once but that was about it. . Her little friends bought laptops from me though!!



Actually come to think of it, who has a square face? I really don't see either of them as having a square face,, I'm lost

What are you even talking about?
I have a splitting migraine and its like satans asshole drove a truck over my face
Maybe my face is square right now

nvmd :thumbsup

http://images.wikia.com/dragonball/i...nny_Gifs_7.gif

If you think that was scary, this motherfucker is the scariest human being ever

I hit that. twice.

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Any luck with the computer dating stuff? You should probably hit up Craigslist :thumbsup


Image search results

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Was just doing the same

I know it's not really MrMaxwell, but I wanted to play along :1orglaugh

are you gay? you look gay

like lady of rage said "what does gay look like?" :helpme :1orglaugh

http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/upl...al-fan-gif.gif

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ADG

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no, i think it is MrM. Ads are for Kissimee and Kansas.

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ADG

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That's him. What's up Mr Maxwell?!?

Sure, I'll play along then :winkwink:

OKCupid profile starts with:

"I'm very honest."

...Then goes on to say he rarely drinks and Kansas fucked him out of his drivers license for now.

Other gems:

"Whatever you're trying to do in life, I can help make it happen."

"I'm really sweet and adorable and nice ;) Except to morons!!"

"Job: Other"

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In my defense I don't remember what the ones in florida said but they worked amazing

Ok, you get props for owning up that it is you in the ads. Nothing to be ashamed of by any means. I know lots of folks who have had good hookups from the net.

I would ask though why would you post the pics when you knew one of us would google it in an instant and then we would all have to give you shit over it?

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I don't know what spark.com or the christian site one is

Of course it is
I never lie about anything

Not much
I am in Kansas :1orglaugh

It's true.. It asks do you drink, I put rarely.

I am adorable and innocent and everything! That is true, too :winkwink:

Also, I do help people achieve goals. It's pretty amazing.

Sigh
Never mind

The answer is simple. I forgot to fix them so that google images would not be able to find them. Which I do know how to do- and I think I am the only one who knows how to do that. But I forgot :(

Talking to women online is great- you can be sure (or reasonably sure) they're a submissive and good at blowjobs before meeting them. On the streets they get all fucking offended most of the time. Ain't nobody got time for that*.


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Had mom come down to my bat cave (the basement) to take this picture for me to post here.

http://i.imgur.com/gdCBYSv.png

Interesting.
I like that you have a computer from the nineties and a cardboard desk for it, too

Hey, why'd you blur the shemales face out? :pimp

Always handsome..

I would, but I know too many people who would be ashamed of me.

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She is not one of those and you know she's not

I love how you use the handle of the box for the wires. Classy. Smart too.

Agreed. Looks like he got the fancy pre cut box, too.




PS: This thread was supposed to be for everyone to post their pictures. . . So now that everyone has become bored with insulting me, let's see some of you ugly bastads

You KNOW what it means when a man is wearing a wig in the hood, right?

Do you even know :1orglaugh

DUCK BEFORE YOU GET GOOSED

That's what it means

Ha ha ha ha ha

I'm too sexy.