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  • MrMaxwell
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2005
    • 10057

    #1

    Post your picture, you cave dwellers. Here's mine.

    While proving that I am, in fact, white over in another thread- I came up with this idea.





  • Tommy The Twink
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2005
    • 318

    #2
    you are one ugly motherfucker

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    • harvey
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 9266

      #3
      I call liar. You're not fat, and adult webmasters are faaaaaaat!!!!
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      • arock10
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2006
        • 6217

        #4
        so dreamy
        Sup

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        • FingerPrinter
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jun 2012
          • 269

          #5
          Originally posted by harvey
          I call liar. You're not fat, and adult webmasters are faaaaaaat!!!!
          You think that circus clown is a webmaster of any sort???????? master of flipping burgers at McDonalds maybe...

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          • harvey
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2001
            • 9266

            #6
            also, try to be more picky with girls. A black girl with square face is a no-no
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            • MrMaxwell
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2005
              • 10057

              #7
              Originally posted by harvey
              also, try to be more picky with girls. A black girl with square face is a no-no
              You mean that lady in Miami? She was just driving me around, genius.. She lived next door to the lady I was staying with down there who was some kind of Italian Colombian mix and if anything on her was square I'm chinese

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              • MrMaxwell
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jul 2005
                • 10057

                #8
                Wait a minute- are you talking about the lady who use to sit with me at night in from of the hotel in Kissimmee? Her and I never really did much, she came up to my room and blew me once but that was about it. . Her little friends bought laptops from me though!!



                Actually come to think of it, who has a square face? I really don't see either of them as having a square face,, I'm lost

                What are you even talking about?
                I have a splitting migraine and its like satans asshole drove a truck over my face
                Maybe my face is square right now
                Last edited by MrMaxwell; 04-30-2013, 04:37 PM.

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                • harvey
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 9266

                  #9
                  nvmd

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                  • MrMaxwell
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 10057

                    #10
                    Originally posted by harvey
                    nvmd

                    If you think that was scary, this motherfucker is the scariest human being ever

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                    • Rochard
                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 75733

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                      While proving that I am, in fact, white over in another thread- I came up with this idea.





                      I hit that. twice.
                      Herschel Savage
                      Brooklyn, NY

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                      • MaDalton
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                        • Feb 2004
                        • 39861

                        #12
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                        • sarettah
                          see you later, I'm gone
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 14301

                          #13
                          Any luck with the computer dating stuff? You should probably hit up Craigslist


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                          • wehateporn
                            Promoting Debate on GFY
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 27176

                            #14
                            http://www.lavaplace.com/?page=enter...mber4015190%2F

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                            • wehateporn
                              Promoting Debate on GFY
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 27176

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sarettah
                              Any luck with the computer dating stuff? You should probably hit up Craigslist


                              Image search results

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                              Was just doing the same

                              I know it's not really MrMaxwell, but I wanted to play along
                              Last edited by wehateporn; 04-30-2013, 04:59 PM.

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                              • 2013
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Dec 2012
                                • 4390

                                #16
                                are you gay? you look gay

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                                • Supz
                                  Arthur Flegenheimer
                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 11057

                                  #17

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                                  • brassmonkey
                                    Pay It Forward
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 77396

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by 2013
                                    are you gay? you look gay
                                    like lady of rage said "what does gay look like?"
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                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 38323

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by sarettah

                                      Any luck with the computer dating stuff? You should probably hit up Craigslist


                                      Image search results

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                                      Originally posted by wehateporn

                                      Was just doing the same

                                      I know it's not really MrMaxwell, but I wanted to play along




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                                      • Vendzilla
                                        Biker Gnome
                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 23200

                                        #20
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                                        think about that

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                                        • sarettah
                                          see you later, I'm gone
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 14301

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by wehateporn
                                          Was just doing the same

                                          I know it's not really MrMaxwell, but I wanted to play along
                                          no, i think it is MrM. Ads are for Kissimee and Kansas.

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                                          • Mike Honcho
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2007
                                            • 1608

                                            #22

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                                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 38323

                                              #23
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                                              • L-Pink
                                                working on my tan
                                                • Mar 2005
                                                • 39151

                                                #24
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                                                • L-Pink
                                                  working on my tan
                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                  • 39151

                                                  #25
                                                  That's him. What's up Mr Maxwell?!?

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                                                  • brassmonkey
                                                    Pay It Forward
                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                    • 77396

                                                    #26
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                                                    • wehateporn
                                                      Promoting Debate on GFY
                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                      • 27176

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by sarettah
                                                      no, i think it is MrM. Ads are for Kissimee and Kansas.

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                                                      Sure, I'll play along then

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                                                      • epitome
                                                        So Fucking Lame
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 12156

                                                        #28
                                                        OKCupid profile starts with:

                                                        "I'm very honest."

                                                        ...Then goes on to say he rarely drinks and Kansas fucked him out of his drivers license for now.

                                                        Other gems:

                                                        "Whatever you're trying to do in life, I can help make it happen."

                                                        "I'm really sweet and adorable and nice ;) Except to morons!!"

                                                        "Job: Other"

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                                                        • baddog
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 107089

                                                          #29
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                                                          Last edited by baddog; 04-30-2013, 05:44 PM.

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                                                          • DatePoster
                                                            So Fucking What
                                                            • Mar 2011
                                                            • 1053

                                                            #30
                                                            Its raining white women, my prayers have been answered! Well she better move cause I been praying for a Cadillac

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                                                            • MrMaxwell
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                              • 10057

                                                              #31
                                                              In my defense I don't remember what the ones in florida said but they worked amazing

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                                                              • sarettah
                                                                see you later, I'm gone
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 14301

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                                                In my defense I don't remember what the ones in florida said but they worked amazing
                                                                Ok, you get props for owning up that it is you in the ads. Nothing to be ashamed of by any means. I know lots of folks who have had good hookups from the net.

                                                                I would ask though why would you post the pics when you knew one of us would google it in an instant and then we would all have to give you shit over it?

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                                                                • MrMaxwell
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                  • 10057

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by sarettah
                                                                  Any luck with the computer dating stuff? You should probably hit up Craigslist


                                                                  Image search results

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                                                                  I don't know what spark.com or the christian site one is

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                                                                  • MrMaxwell
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                                    • 10057

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                    That's him. What's up Mr Maxwell?!?
                                                                    Of course it is
                                                                    I never lie about anything

                                                                    Not much
                                                                    I am in Kansas

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                                                                    • MrMaxwell
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                      • 10057

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by epitome
                                                                      OKCupid profile starts with:

                                                                      "I'm very honest."

                                                                      ...Then goes on to say he rarely drinks and Kansas fucked him out of his drivers license for now.

                                                                      Other gems:

                                                                      "Whatever you're trying to do in life, I can help make it happen."

                                                                      "I'm really sweet and adorable and nice ;) Except to morons!!"

                                                                      "Job: Other"

                                                                      It's true.. It asks do you drink, I put rarely.

                                                                      I am adorable and innocent and everything! That is true, too

                                                                      Also, I do help people achieve goals. It's pretty amazing.

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                                                                      • MrMaxwell
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                                        • 10057

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                        I hit that. twice.
                                                                        Sigh
                                                                        Never mind
                                                                        Last edited by MrMaxwell; 04-30-2013, 06:18 PM.

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                                                                        • MrMaxwell
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                          • 10057

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by sarettah
                                                                          Ok, you get props for owning up that it is you in the ads. Nothing to be ashamed of by any means. I know lots of folks who have had good hookups from the net.

                                                                          I would ask though why would you post the pics when you knew one of us would google it in an instant and then we would all have to give you shit over it?

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                                                                          The answer is simple. I forgot to fix them so that google images would not be able to find them. Which I do know how to do- and I think I am the only one who knows how to do that. But I forgot

                                                                          Talking to women online is great- you can be sure (or reasonably sure) they're a submissive and good at blowjobs before meeting them. On the streets they get all fucking offended most of the time. Ain't nobody got time for that*.


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                                                                          • Dankasaur
                                                                            So Fucking Fossilized
                                                                            • Sep 2011
                                                                            • 1432

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Had mom come down to my bat cave (the basement) to take this picture for me to post here.

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                                                                            • MrMaxwell
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                              • 10057

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Dankasaur
                                                                              Had mom come down to my bat cave (the basement) to take this picture for me to post here.


                                                                              Interesting.
                                                                              I like that you have a computer from the nineties and a cardboard desk for it, too

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                                                                              • marlboroack
                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                • Jul 2010
                                                                                • 9327

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Hey, why'd you blur the shemales face out?

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                                                                                • Sexier
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Sep 2010
                                                                                  • 364

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by MaDalton
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                                                                                  • dillfly2000
                                                                                    hey
                                                                                    • Mar 2012
                                                                                    • 2209

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I would, but I know too many people who would be ashamed of me.
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                                                                                    • John-ACWM
                                                                                      Work Work Work
                                                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                                                      • 20060

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by brassmonkey

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                                                                                      • MrMaxwell
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                                                        • 10057

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by marlboroack
                                                                                        Hey, why'd you blur the shemales face out?
                                                                                        She is not one of those and you know she's not

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                                                                                        • Rochard
                                                                                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                          • 75733

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Dankasaur
                                                                                          Had mom come down to my bat cave (the basement) to take this picture for me to post here.

                                                                                          I love how you use the handle of the box for the wires. Classy. Smart too.
                                                                                          Herschel Savage
                                                                                          Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                                          • MrMaxwell
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                                                            • 10057

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                            I love how you use the handle of the box for the wires. Classy. Smart too.
                                                                                            Agreed. Looks like he got the fancy pre cut box, too.




                                                                                            PS: This thread was supposed to be for everyone to post their pictures. . . So now that everyone has become bored with insulting me, let's see some of you ugly bastads

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                                                                                            • MrMaxwell
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                                              • 10057

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by John-ACWM
                                                                                              You KNOW what it means when a man is wearing a wig in the hood, right?

                                                                                              Do you even know

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                                                                                              • MrMaxwell
                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                • Jul 2005
                                                                                                • 10057

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                DUCK BEFORE YOU GET GOOSED

                                                                                                That's what it means

                                                                                                Ha ha ha ha ha

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                                                                                                  • 7230

                                                                                                  #49
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                                                                                                  • Lace
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                                                    • 16116

                                                                                                    #50
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