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Tom Cruise thinks he?s on planet to vanquish aliens

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Tom Cruise will save the world from aliens ? not on the big screen but in real life.

His day job as an actor pales next to the billion-year contract of service he signed with the Church of Scientology, according to a bombshell new book, ?Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood & The Prison of Belief.? New Yorker writer Lawrence Wright details Cruise?s demigod status within the church, as well as the group?s ultimate purpose ? protect humanity from aliens living in our bodies, who are bent on destroying us and ultimately the planet.

Cruise was introduced to the religion when he was 23 years old by his then-girlfriend, actress Mimi Rogers. Seven years his senior, Rogers was an avowed member of Scientology; they married in 1987. Cruise was quickly intrigued, but he kept his initial participation low-profile. He began undergoing ?auditing? ? a process in which church members are queried about every aspect of their lives ? under his given name, Thomas Mapother IV.

It took several years for church leaders to realize that for all of their celebrity acolytes ? including John Travolta, Priscilla Presley, Kirstie Alley, Kelly Preston and Sonny Bono ? they had a true superstar at their disposal.

Cruise would later come to believe that in the hierarchy of Scientology, he was No. 3, behind only the founder, the late L. Ron Hubbard (known as LRH) and No. 2 David Miscavige, who goes by COB, for Chairman of the Board of the Religious Technology Center.

Or, as Cruise would later scold a Scientologist girlfriend who had suffered through severe menstrual pain during dinner with Miscavige and therefore shown disrespect to both men: ?You don?t get it. It goes like this. First, there?s LRH.? Cruise had raised his hand in the air and lowered it as he counted. ?Then, there?s COB. Then there?s me.?

That girlfriend, Naz Boniadi, was auditioned as a possible wife before Katie Holmes. After that incident, she never saw Cruise again. According to the book, her punishment for failure would include the cleaning of public toilets using only a toothbrush (Scientology officials have denied this).

By his own account, Cruise was ?a functional illiterate? by the time he graduated high school. He suffered from dyslexia and was also the product of a troubled, chaotic upbringing. He was born in upstate Syracuse but spent much of his childhood in Canada. He was just 12 years old when his mother woke up early one morning, grabbed Cruise and his three sisters and fled from Cruise?s abusive father. They felt, he said, ?like fugitives.?

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In other words, Tom Cruise is an idiot. Unless im missing something...

Tom must be new son of aliens

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Originally Posted by Farang (Post 19424451)

In other words, Tom Cruise is an idiot. Unless im missing something...

No, you pretty much nailed it. :thumbsup

He does all this to hide is homosexuality.

"Or, as Cruise would later scold a Scientologist girlfriend who had suffered through severe menstrual pain during dinner with Miscavige and therefore shown disrespect to both men: ?You don?t get it. It goes like this. First, there?s LRH.? Cruise had raised his hand in the air and lowered it as he counted. ?Then, there?s COB. Then there?s me.?"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm not sure it's all that he's batshit crazy, he is more likely to be a functioning retard. He is dyslexic and graduated high school as a functional illiterate. Just because he's a good looking guy and became a famous actor/celebrity doesn't make him different than millions of adults with low IQ's - for all we know he could have the mental capacity of an 8 year old and that's why he is so impressionable.

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Originally Posted by Supz (Post 19424524)

He does all this to hide is homosexuality.

http://morethings.com/fan/south_park...e_closet07.jpg

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19424543)

I'm not sure it's all that he's batshit crazy, he is more likely to be a functioning retard. He is dyslexic and graduated high school as a functional illiterate. Just because he's a good looking guy and became a famous actor/celebrity doesn't make him different than millions of adults with low IQ's - for all we know he could have the mental capacity of an 8 year old and that's why he is so impressionable.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

and they say Charlie Sheen has issues

Yea but... he's Tom Cruise.

Laugh it up day and night and he'll still be kicking ass as a global super star while everyone poking fun at him will continue posting on GFY and watching his movies.

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Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19424970)

Yea but... he's Tom Cruise.

Laugh it up day and night and he'll still be kicking ass as a global super star while everyone poking fun at him will continue posting on GFY and watching his movies.

QFT

Also, saw Jack Reacher, not half bad!

So is the alien the pitcher or the catcher?

tell the retard hes gonna be a hero and save the world and thus gives up all this money to said cause. sounds like perfect fleecing.

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Originally Posted by Farang (Post 19424451)

In other words, Tom Cruise is an idiot. Unless im missing something...

Haha yup! :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by Supz (Post 19424524)

He does all this to hide is homosexuality.

Interesting. Why would you say they are gay?

after some age some people go crazy i think

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Originally Posted by MrGusMuller (Post 19425894)

too much War of the Worlds...

http://media.web.britannica.com/eb-m...4-6E6295F5.jpg

by the way, I like his jacket

http://www.leatherandleather.net/wp-...se-jacket3.jpg

I prefer the Tron jacket

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19425604)

Interesting. Why would you say they are gay?

Wasn't there a pic of Travolta snogging some guy?

That's always a give away....