My stomach is so fucked
 

I hardly ever eat candy. Not into sweet stuff and not into sugar.
Today i randomly picked up some candy, sugar free.
Ate the whole fucking pack.
Now i'm spending the evening on the toilet.
Every fucking 10 minutes i have to go.
:helpme

This is not much fun.
My ass is burning.

:Oh crap

If you want a nice colon cleanse, pick up that sugar free chocolate stuff.

After a day on the can, it should clean you out nicely.

This will work just fine.
I think i just lost 4 pounds of whatever was inside me.

I've never bothered to look what's in it, but that stuff works like veg beef soup. For me anyway. In no time, you're on the can, and get to enjoy that experience throughout the day.

Hopefully you have your new copy of XBIZ in hand for the afternoon on the throne.

:2 cents:

avoid maltitol its a bitch on the stomach

was the brand of candy called exlax? ;)

Invite currentlysober and you have a friend for life I guess.

Feel better though!

:)

Can't believe he is still not all over this thread.

Sugar-free candy contains artificial sweeteners which will cause diarrhea if you are not accustomed to large amounts of it. You would have been better off with the sugar version.

Yup, i found out the hard way.

i thought it was more liquid..

Yeah that maltitol / sorbitol will do that. I'm diabetic so I have some once in awhile, doesn't seem to bother me as much as most people though.

This is no time for jokes.

diet chocolate diet... :)

drink lots of water tomorrow, you are going to be super dehydrated. feel better

Throned faces

i remember the first time I discovered sugar free candy. I bought a SHIT ton of it and went to see a movie. I thought I was going to blow up in the movie theater from farting soo much. They really didnt smell...just a lot of gas.

http://img2.joyreactor.com/pics/post...ng-369492.jpeg

I hope everything comes out okay for you! :fart

:stoned

ADG

Get some antiacid tabs.... like Esomaprozole or Omeproazole