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  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204
    #1

    My stomach is so fucked

    I hardly ever eat candy. Not into sweet stuff and not into sugar.
    Today i randomly picked up some candy, sugar free.
    Ate the whole fucking pack.
    Now i'm spending the evening on the toilet.
    Every fucking 10 minutes i have to go.


    This is not much fun.
    My ass is burning.

    Last edited by Dirty F; 11-14-2012, 11:07 AM.
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    • xNetworx
      So Fucking What
      • Jan 2004
      • 14445
      #2

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        • Barefootsies
          Choice is an Illusion
          • Feb 2005
          • 42635
          #3
          If you want a nice colon cleanse, pick up that sugar free chocolate stuff.

          After a day on the can, it should clean you out nicely.
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            • Dirty F
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2001
              • 59204
              #4
              Originally posted by Barefootsies
              If you want a nice colon cleanse, pick up that sugar free chocolate stuff.

              After a day on the can, it should clean you out nicely.
              This will work just fine.
              I think i just lost 4 pounds of whatever was inside me.

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                • Barefootsies
                  Choice is an Illusion
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 42635
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Dirty F
                  This will work just fine.
                  I think i just lost 4 pounds of whatever was inside me.
                  I've never bothered to look what's in it, but that stuff works like veg beef soup. For me anyway. In no time, you're on the can, and get to enjoy that experience throughout the day.

                  Hopefully you have your new copy of XBIZ in hand for the afternoon on the throne.

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                    • CyberHustler
                      Masterbaiter
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 28728
                      #6
                      I'm the same way with sweets. Except sweets also gives me really bad acid reflux... double whammy.
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                        • rhon23
                          Rebel Girl
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 3274
                          #7
                          avoid maltitol its a bitch on the stomach

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                            • PR_Glen
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 9058
                              #8
                              was the brand of candy called exlax? ;)
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                                • Markul
                                  Likes Pie
                                  • Dec 2007
                                  • 12403
                                  #9
                                  Invite currentlysober and you have a friend for life I guess.

                                  Feel better though!
                                  But.... I pulled out...

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                                    • 2012
                                      So Fucking What
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 17189
                                      #10
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                                        • Dirty F
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 59204
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Markul
                                          Invite currentlysober and you have a friend for life I guess.

                                          Feel better though!


                                          Can't believe he is still not all over this thread.

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                                            • iwantchixx
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 12860
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Dirty F
                                              I hardly ever eat candy. Not into sweet stuff and not into sugar.
                                              Today i randomly picked up some candy, sugar free.
                                              Ate the whole fucking pack.
                                              Now i'm spending the evening on the toilet.
                                              Every fucking 10 minutes i have to go.


                                              This is not much fun.
                                              My ass is burning.

                                              Sugar-free candy contains artificial sweeteners which will cause diarrhea if you are not accustomed to large amounts of it. You would have been better off with the sugar version.

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                                                • Dirty F
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 59204
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by iwantchixx
                                                  Sugar-free candy contains artificial sweeteners which will cause diarrhea if you are not accustomed to large amounts of it. You would have been better off with the sugar version.
                                                  Yup, i found out the hard way.

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                                                    • MaDalton
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                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 39861
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                      Yup, i found out the hard way.
                                                      i thought it was more liquid..
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                                                        • shake
                                                          frc
                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 4663
                                                          #15
                                                          Yeah that maltitol / sorbitol will do that. I'm diabetic so I have some once in awhile, doesn't seem to bother me as much as most people though.
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                                                            • Dirty F
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                              • 59204
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                              i thought it was more liquid..
                                                              This is no time for jokes.

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                                                                • Sid70
                                                                  Downshifter
                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 16413
                                                                  #17
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                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                      • 94727
                                                                      #18

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                                                                        • HomerSimpson
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                                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                                          • 13826
                                                                          #19
                                                                          diet chocolate diet...
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                                                                            • Imortyl Pussycat
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                                              • 5449
                                                                              #20
                                                                              drink lots of water tomorrow, you are going to be super dehydrated. feel better
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                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                  • 4864
                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                    • dillonaire
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • May 2009
                                                                                      • 1795
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      i remember the first time I discovered sugar free candy. I bought a SHIT ton of it and went to see a movie. I thought I was going to blow up in the movie theater from farting soo much. They really didnt smell...just a lot of gas.
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                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                          • 38323
                                                                                          #23


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                                                                                            • 247mg
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                                                                                              • Feb 2008
                                                                                              • 2162
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Get some antiacid tabs.... like Esomaprozole or Omeproazole
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