The current bid for the world's most valuable signature is $50.06 for 3 months - Bid NOW!
 

Auction Thread:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1085039

We are coming down to the wire on this auction thing.

http://www.madspiders.com/pictures/auctime.jpg.

This is the time to jump in and grab the most valuable board signature on the internet for a mere pittance of it's actual value.

The complete package is:

B.Barnato's Signature for 3 months
B.Barnato's Avatar for 3 months
Control of B.Barnatos posts for 3 months


Just think of the many things that you can do with this

Complete Turnkey Signature Package.

Why, you can make B.Barnato say and do anything you wish. Use him as your backup in threads where you boast about your Brohood. Use him as an attack troll on your internet enemies.

He Is Your Absolute Puppet.

You can use him to entertain, to commiserate and to be an internet buddy in those times when you feel you have no friends.

With the holidays quickly approaching we are reminded that this is the time of year when adult webmasters are most lonely and many succumb each year to the "Holiday Blues".

With B.Barnato's Total Signature Package You Have No Reason To Be Lonely.

You just hit him up and say "Get posting slavey, make me laugh" and your loneliness is disspelled in seconds.

The proceeds from this sale are for a coat for B.barnato to wear this winter while he feeds the birds

and for some birdseed to feed said birds with. In my previous posts I have extolled the virtues of this sale for what it will do for the survival of Tits and I have examined the benefits of this sale to the birds. I see no need to go back through that again here. If you want to know how this sale helps the survival of the adult industry and many species of our fine feathered friends, you can find that here: Previous Auction Promotion Thread: https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1086290.

But let's talk about the coat.

The coat is very important. The coat ensures that B.Barnato will remain warm while he takes on the ever important task of feeding the birds.

Without a coat he will not be able to venture out into the cold

unforgiving environment to provide birdseed for the helpless birds. The higher the bids in the auction go, the better coat B.Barnato will be able to afford to buy. With a very cheap coat he may be able to venture outside for 10 or 15 minutes a day but

with an expensive, high quality coat he will be able to remain outside for virtually 24 hours

feeding and ensuring the survival of the Tits (especially the female ones)

So, don't delay. Go on over to the auction thread at https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1085039 and

Make Your Bid NOW!

B.Barnato will thank you. The Adult Industry will thank you. Millions of Tits around the world will thank you.
God will thank you.

Me, I'm thanking DX for outbidding me. I was getting worried there for a while



Standard disclaimer and legal shit. You don't need to read this.
This post has not been approved by B.Barnato in any way, shape or form. All claims in this post may be false and could be misrepresentations of what the actual sale is and what the actual resulting product is. Caveat Emptor Motherfuckers. Hell, B.Barnato doesn't even know me. He has no clue why I make these posts in support of him and to tell you the truth, neither do I. I just sort of go with the flow. If it feels good, do it and making these posts feels good to me. Damn, my life sucks, doesn't it? When the high point of your day is making bullshit posts about a bullshit auction, what does that say? Well, depends. If all the bills are paid and you have time to fuck around on an internet board who is to say that that is wrong? What makes people who travel the world, or race cars, or climb mountains think that their particular endeavor is somehow superior to another person's chosen vocation. Snobs is what they are, just fucking snobs. So, you have a problem with my posts? C'mon, come after me you fucking asshole piece of shit worthless turd pimple on the butt of your daddy's ass. Give it your best shot. See if I care. It's not like I have anything invested here. I can walk away from this place any fucking time I want. Ooops, I guess I kind of got sidetracked there so I will quit. For now. Maybe. If I want to. So there. Nanny nanny boo boo, no tag backs

It's OK, I'm gonna have him mimic Paul Markham's posting style for 3 months. So you may consider outbidding me again, if you don't wanna see another Paul on here. :1orglaugh

He Is Your Absolute Puppet.

I would like to confirm this.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

We are inside the last 6 hours of this. So exciting watching the bids just a popping in.

Last time I was so enthralled I was watching the OJ car chase :thumbsup


C'mon people

Let's get B. Barnato a New Coat!!!


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The very existence of the Adult Industry is threatened
 

As all of you are aware, they Adult Industry relies on 3 things more than anything else for it's continuing existense. Those 3 things are:

Tits
Ass
and Pussy


In an earlier post in the B.Barnato Auction Education Series I explained that if the B.Barnato Auction for the Ultimate Signature Package was not successful then

All The Tits will disappear.

While this would indeed be a tragedy and it's impact on the Adult Industry would be dire, it would not necessarilly spell the end of the Industry (although it would probably be the end of the industry as we know it) as the Industry would still have Ass and Pussy to depend on.

But would it?

In nature all cats eat flying things and all the cats household size and larger depend on birds as a basic part of their diets. If the birds die off then the cats follow quickly behind. So, if the Tits disappear that actually portends the eradication of the pussy.

Can you imagine an Adult Industry with no Tits and no Pussy?

Do you even want to try to imagine an Adult Industry with no Tits and no Pussy?

No, my esteemed friends, the Adult Industry would fall into chaos.

Anarchy would reign if all the Tits and Pussies were suddenly to disappear.

I do not mean to disparage Asses in any way. Asses are wonderful but they barely hold up their own niche so they can hardly be expected to support the entire industry.

So, we must ask ourselves, "What can we do, each of us as an individual, to ensure that our industry continues onward and upward with new Tits and Pussies always coming into view?". And as is often the case in life the correct answer is the simplest and most obvious.

What YOU can do, today, right now, this minute, is to go

Make a bid on B.Barnato's Ultimate Signature Package at https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1085039.

Do Not Delay

http://www.madspiders.com/pictures/auctime.jpg

The proceeds from this sale go towards ensuring that Tits will survive forever. If the Tits make it, the Pussy makes it. If the Tits and Pussy are there then the Adult Industry will continue to not only survive but to thrive forward into a ever expanding and profitable future.



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Does this mean the winner can put his hand up your ass and make you dance?

And the auction is over in 5..4..3..2..1.

fuck, the server is off by 2 fucking minutes damn it

I would have bid more but I don't have paxum or paypal. I forgot to email BB about it. If you wanna share it or sell the avatar I can prob have a friend just send you paxum or something.

See, I knew you didn't have $100 to bid.

You are so fucking busted ;p







please recognize fucking with you humor because I am j/k

If DamageX lets me off the hook I'd enjoy carrying your sig.

The payment isn't an issue, you can donate it to a charity.

NO!

I want a Paul Markham clone running around. :1orglaugh

This message is hidden because DamageX is on your ignore list.

Hmm. This does not look good.

:helpme

This message is hidden because sarettah is on your ignore list.

Moi? :mad:

All I did was promote the fucking thing.

That makes me very sad. :(

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:1orglaugh

Just practicing my Paul Markham posts.

lol. Ok, that's funny. :thumbsup


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This thread is hidden because everyone is one your ignore list.

I have a buddy sending me money today but I do not have paxum, if he gets paid paxum I will have him send it to you before he sends me the money for a license. I really need to get signed up to that anyway. I am selling licenses but no normal way to collect lol.

lol I didn't think it would take so much shit to sign up to paxum. I feel like a dog jumping through hoops

SEE SIG


:pimp

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So, you have a problem with PayPal?

:upsidedow

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I sell mine