The Big B.Barnato Signature and Avatar Auction - This Sig is for Sell - Starting at $1

[B.Barnato]

This sig is for sell

Why?

Winter is coming and I would like to feed birds in the park. To do this I will have to buy myself a nice warm coat. I will also need to purchase birdseed.

Details

The winning bid for the signature and avatar will be for the duration of 3 months. The auction starts now and will end on Tuesday 23rd of October at 6 pm EDT (current time)

This is an open auction - All bids are to be placed in this thread.
Starting Bid $1
Includes signature + avatar
Paypal or Paxum preferred

The winner will get to decide whether I post as usual or if I get to be all serious. Alternatively, the winner can decide to prevent me from posting for 3 months.

About Me

I like sex. I am also one of the founding members and current chairman of the GFY Friendship Club

Have luck everyone!

[AllAboutCams]

$10.............

[WeBlog]

-$10
cash

[CyberHustler]

Good luck

[B.Barnato]

$10.............

Thanks for the bid

[sarettah]

The winner will get to decide whether I post as usual or if I get to be all serious.

Wha..Wha..WHAT???

You haven't been being serious.

Say it ain't so.


$10.01

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[AllAboutCams]

$15.........

[michael.kickass]

$20 here

[Django]

high bye

[B.Barnato]

Say it ain't so.

[B.Barnato]

$10.01

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$15.........

$20 here

Thanks for the bids!

[AllAboutCams]

$30...........

[sarettah]

$30.01

[michael.kickass]

$35

[sarettah]

$35

$35.01

[sarettah]

Just doing my dooty, ya know?

GFY Friendship Club members are obliged to bump the auction thread

[sarettah]

Just doing my dooty, ya know?

and again

[Penny24Seven]

$50.00 8chr

[CurrentlySober]

GFY Friendship Club members are obliged to bump the auction thread

Bump !

[B.Barnato]

Thanks for the bids and the bumps everyone!

[sarettah]

$50.00 8chr

You fucking people don't understand shit about how auctions work. You are the kind of idiots that EBayers love.

When the high bid is $35.01, to beat it, you bid $35.02. Dammit.


Play by the rules or go the fuck home.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

My bid is now $50.02




Have a nice day though.

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[B.Barnato]

I am very happy with bids that are increments larger than 1 cent.

[sarettah]

I am very happy with bids that are increments larger than 1 cent.

Hey, I did 2 cents, not 1 cent...... dammit


and that is my (get it? see what I did there. I crack myself up sometimes)


I'll even outbid myself. I will bid $50.05 (Yes, that is an awesome 3 cent bump because I really believe that your sig (and avatar) are worth it.


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[sarettah]

to the top

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[Penny24Seven]

You fucking people don't understand shit about how auctions work. You are the kind of idiots that EBayers love.

When the high bid is $35.01, to beat it, you bid $35.02. Dammit.


Play by the rules or go the fuck home.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

My bid is now $50.02




Have a nice day though.

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This is not ebay and you are full of shit anyway because you are bumping the thread. I would bid 100 now but that is what you want anyway ha

[B.Barnato]

I would bid 100 now

Go on

[B.Barnato]

Hey, I did 2 cents, not 1 cent...... dammit


and that is my (get it? see what I did there. I crack myself up sometimes)


I'll even outbid myself. I will bid $50.05 (Yes, that is an awesome 3 cent bump because I really believe that your sig (and avatar) are worth it.


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Thanks for the bid

You are going after this aren't you:

Alternatively, the winner can decide to prevent me from posting for 3 months.

[sarettah]

This is not ebay and you are full of shit anyway because you are bumping the thread. I would bid 100 now but that is what you want anyway ha

No, I wanted to get the whole deal for a buck but unfortunately since I am a member of the GFY Friendship Club I am obligated to bump the thread.

But go ahead and bid $100, I dare you. C'mon, show us that you have some balls, make it $500 or maybe $1000.00 But you can't do that, can you ? Because the last time you saw $10.00 it was going into your sister's pocket after she... Er, I forgot, Friendly, Friendly, Friendly.

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[sarettah]

You are going after this aren't you:

Au contraire my internet friend. I am going after it to make sure that you can continue to post your insightful reflections as you always have.

I live for your posts (and Mutt's and Robs's.. But their's are for differnt reasons). I don't think I would change one damn thing about the way you post or what your signature says or what ava you use. I am concerned though, that if someone else wins this thing they might use the powers bestowed for some nefarious nastiness.

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[CurrentlySober]

Dutifully bumping...

[sarettah]

Dutifully bumping...

Shouldn't that be dooty-fully?



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[marlboroack]

You're a douche for not getting back to me on ICQ

[sarettah]

You're a douche for not getting back to me on ICQ

That is not very GFY Friendship like now, is it?


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[sarettah]

You're a douche for not getting back to me on ICQ

Were you talking to me? Or Barney? Er. I mean B. Barnato?

Cause if it was me then:

Marlboroack 12/26/2011 11:13 PM
Are you russ

Sarettah 1/1/2012 9:53 AM
You were trying to get a hold of me? Had my icq off for a few days. What's up?

And you never got back to me. Just for the record.

[Penny24Seven]

am I talking to kids that talk shit about how much money someone has LOL, pissing away 1K to prove a point would make me poor in this place where there are 100 idiots for every normal person and I am not talking about you but you know what I mean

[sarettah]

am I talking to kids that talk shit about how much money someone has LOL, pissing away 1K to prove a point would make me poor in this place where there are 100 idiots for every normal person and I am not talking about you but you know what I mean

Hey, you're the one bumping the auction $15.00 (well $14.99) at a time, to prove how "baller" you are, not me.


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[sarettah]

to the top

[georgeyw]

bump - thought you'd get more

[B.Barnato]

Thanks for the bumps everyone.

I wonder what Sarettah is going to do with this sig.

[AllAboutCams]

So what is the bid at now?

[B.Barnato]

So what is the bid at now?

$50.05 by Mr Sarettah

[sarettah]

[DamageX]

Alternatively, the winner can decide to prevent me from posting for 3 months.

Now if only Paul Markham would auction off his sig for this too... I bet he'd make more than he did in his entire life of shooting shitty content.

[Supz]

I got dumber reading this thread. Thanks

[CurrentlySober]

there are 11 hours 42 mins and 40 seconds left !!!

HELP ! I'm scared...

[B.Barnato]

there are 11 hours 42 mins and 40 seconds left !!!

HELP ! I'm scared...

False. There are 9 hours 23 mins and 20 seconds left.

[DamageX]

$50.05 by Mr Sarettah

$50.06 by me. :D

[B.Barnato]

$50.06 by me. :D

Thanks for your bid.

[B.Barnato]

Okay, I believe this is the worst ever sig auction on GFY.

[DamageX]

Okay, I believe this is the worst ever sig auction on GFY.

Wasn't that the idea?